You were aborted.
All of this is just a dream
In your fetal skull.

Oh, these silly bulls.
Male bovines in tutus.
Count them, prancing by.

Your empty death threats,
dog poop, and marijuana
give me a boner.

That would awesome.
Twenty-five years, then kaput.
Should be same for us.

repent, ye sinners
you syllable miscounters
for the end is nye!

only two more days
to post all your bad haiku
then this site comes down

She didn't do it
I pooped by the birdbath (wag)
i wrote that poem

Starkitten, you gotta quit pooping by the bird bath. They don't want to come around any more. Have some mercy on our avian brothers. Besides, if there are no birds, how can you catch and eat them? Go back to your litter box next time.

Entertain us, entered anus.
Sparrow King, Catatafish.
Lemmiwinks or Lemmy winks.

I calculated it
There aren't enough hours in the day
to smoke all this weed

the last haiku was written by a dirty dog

He who dies in debt
only lost others' asses,
but still has his own.

shit by the birdbath
my nose held high in the air
my tail is lowered

Assess your losses:
your assets in arrears. How
you've fallen behind.

You should take a break.
Go and Seymour Butts; I did.
Thailand is awesome.

I'll kill you then tell.
Dance on your fat rotten corpse.
Drug baby insists.

You are a liar!
My cat had killed the rabbit.
Brought it as a gift.

If you ever tell
I will kill you like I killed
That bunny rabbit.

The more people killed,
the more a hero you are.
Animals' revenge.

It's so refreshing.
This game is almost over.
How hateful it's been.

Go out with a bang.
Timothy McVeigh should have.
What would Timmy do?

i need to go pee
bladder's about to explode
but first, this haiku

That's impossible.
Neither the pilgrims nor the
Indians were good.

The pilgrims were good.
Squanto had been to Europe.
Don't believe the hype.

Доступные модульные еврозаборы от фирмы изготовителя

https://ogorozha-er.at.ua/

Yuri Bezmenov
Described the process for you.
Go do your research.

we have just three days
before this turns twenty-five
prepare to party

Anti-USA
you communist cock-sucker
ungrateful shit tick.

How fat are you now?
You really should lose some weight.
Heart attack's waiting.

I smasha the grapes
I smasha you in the face
I make a you whine

Have you ever dipped
your dink in someone's wine just
because you hate them?

Extra syllable.
Sticking out like my penis,
caught in the ladder.

Call me paranoid.
Have you noticed Noticer's
infatuation?

Darth this, Darth that. Seriously gets old. Why don't you call me up some time. Buy me a beer.

Instead of "Noticer" call yourself "Antagonizer".
Giving this ant agony. Hi, sir.
Ha! You're probably my secretary.

Pygmy rapist will
filet and cook you after.
But will you taste sweet?

i just got blocked on
twitter by some guy who founded
wikipedia

Midget peeping Tom
Always the one caught looking
Fuck this goddam ladder!

im too paranoid
to be hamlet, alas poor...
oh, fuck, who's skull that?

If you've been out-shagged,
you're one step ahead of us
other lame "poets".

well since i have been
outjoked, outfoxed, outshagged then
I'm going to bed...

Has your town been overrun by e-scooters?
Call 1-800-SCOOT-RID today!
Illegal aluminum recycler professionals you can count on.

What would you like for
my next haiku to be on?
How about stop lights?

The Wall St. Journal
ran an article on stuff
that you shouldn't buy.

Have you ever read
Emily Post's Etiquette?
It's captivating.

He drew a circle.
Next to that he drew a square.
Then a triangle.

Entropenis?
Sound like a catheter brand name.
Probably made in China.

If you put a catheter up your nose you can douche out your nasal cavity and beat a covid RT-PCR test. 1 liter water, 3 large spoons iodized salt, 1 spoon baking soda, 1 spoon baby shampoo, 10 drops of 10% iodine solution.

By supporting communism, we give them money to promote communism. Remember when the USSR fell... that was artificial. Get us to let our guard down. My opinion. Could be wrong.

entropy vs penis?
chaos vs order? death, life?
moral systems, duh?

Because we support communism.
If you don't believe it, look on all the products you buy. Where are they made? We buy them b/c we are greedy capitalists, and their products are cheap. And this isn't a haiku!

Oh, look what you made me do. Look what you made me do.... I forget the rest of that song. Proudly.

Evil versus good.
But what do they even mean?
Not sure they are real.

why is communism
being promoted so strongly
by the media?