Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

There are two genders.
Just two. That means only two.
As in not more than.
Haiku # 72698, October 17, 2021 6:26 am ET
by Thorry About That Thweety
Jesus loves haiku!
I know because He told me.
We shall all wear crowns.
Haiku # 72697, October 17, 2021 6:24 am ET
by Haiku Heaven of Barkin' like a Rooster, Shoutin' and Stompin' the Devil
Sunday morning.
Get thee to a nunnery.
But leave Darth at home.
Haiku # 72696, October 17, 2021 6:20 am ET
by Haiku Reminder of Vatican Secret Council
Chaka Shandara
Babakila Hungawa
Raboboboga
Haiku # 72695, October 17, 2021 6:18 am ET
by Your Friendly Local Hysteric Pentecostal
Stars can't stay married.
What on earth is their problem...
Is it due to their
Haiku # 72694, October 17, 2021 6:15 am ET
by Being Egotistical Narcissists?
Ah shore does love them
fresh Garfinkels an' cornpone
With some hog side-meat.
Haiku # 72693, October 17, 2021 6:10 am ET
by Uncle Cletus of Rockin' on ma Front Porch
The Sounds of Silence
Bridge Over Troubled Water:
I LOVE the Monkees!
Haiku # 72692, October 17, 2021 6:06 am ET
by Carrie Fisher of Calling 911 from my Mansion on Drugs
We walked in silence
That is, until I farted
And that's when you screamed
Haiku # 72691, October 17, 2021 5:26 am ET
by Gendarme! Gendarme!! of France
Robot vagina
How come you smell like a trout?
Big metal fish lips
Haiku # 72690, October 17, 2021 5:11 am ET
by No dust of No rust
Mechanical Turk
Pays one cent for each haiku
if they're about poop
Haiku # 72689, October 17, 2021 1:50 am ET
by Career Counselor of Old Willow Employment Agency
Are you a Simon?
Or more of a Garfunkle?
Report back to me

She had a pet rock
Was it beastiality?
That's what the song means


Central Park squirrel
Simon and Garfunkle fuck
He buries his nuts
Haiku # 72688, October 16, 2021 8:53 pm ET
by Noticer of details
Drank beer; ate blue cheese.
Prehistoric salt miners.
Poo tells their story.
Haiku # 72687, October 16, 2021 8:20 pm ET
by Archeological outhouse of In google news.
Detonation. Yes!
I am so excited now.
Her pussy gets me--
Haiku # 72686, October 16, 2021 6:47 pm ET
by Trying to Service her Vehicle
You know you want to.
Donate so we'll detonate
Bring peace to this earth.
Haiku # 72685, October 16, 2021 6:40 pm ET
by Accepts all major credit cards and PayPal. of But no BitCoin.
If you detonate
seven nuclear warheads,
Jesus will arive.
Haiku # 72684, October 16, 2021 6:38 pm ET
by Branch Oppenheimerians of Donate today.
Do you have problems
trying to connect to your
wireless printer?
Haiku # 72683, October 16, 2021 6:35 pm ET
by We-B-Geeks.com
general electric copy that
bots and machines willl not rule
without our control
Haiku # 72682, October 16, 2021 4:58 pm ET
by Harald Zach of Austria
paul simon once wrote
"like she loves me like a rock"
explain this badly
Haiku # 72681, October 16, 2021 4:56 pm ET
by scotch
stanley knife Q bricked
you tool in race to the moon
clear water solution
Haiku # 72680, October 16, 2021 4:48 pm ET
by Harald Zach of Austria
Beware of the curses
attached to haunted shipwrecks
Don't take souvenirs
Haiku # 72679, October 16, 2021 5:56 am ET
by Dog of Sea
It's on Google
Batman's underwater cave
connects to Roswell
Haiku # 72678, October 16, 2021 5:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Down down down we go.
Not to die; to be re-born
among mer-people.
Haiku # 72677, October 16, 2021 5:42 am ET
by That Hendrix Song of Electric Ladyland
Gates to Atlantis:
Subterranean portals
Submerged mysteries.
Haiku # 72676, October 16, 2021 5:39 am ET
by Rock Lobster of B-52s
The Sargasso Sea:
Graveyard of ghostly shipwrecks...
Darth's favorite nightclub.
Haiku # 72675, October 16, 2021 5:35 am ET
by What's a Nice Wreck Like You Doing in a Place Like This? of Drifting
Who wants octopus
When stars become visible
In night skies of bliss?
Haiku # 72674, October 16, 2021 5:30 am ET
by Astral Projection of Stellar Trajectories
Celestial woman:
a map of the Pleiades
traced upon her ass.
Haiku # 72673, October 16, 2021 5:26 am ET
by Stargazing of Southern Hemisphere
Just one octopus
can jerk off eight eels at once
Lets see you do that
Haiku # 72672, October 16, 2021 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The Sargasso Sea
If you want to make eel friends
A good place to start
Haiku # 72671, October 16, 2021 4:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I was just thinking
What if people had antlers?
God is good, I guess
Haiku # 72670, October 16, 2021 4:24 am ET
by Noticer
Bog Roll magazine
When you're done reading a page
wipe your bum with it
Haiku # 72669, October 16, 2021 4:20 am ET
by Hey of I was still reading that
I'm suffering from
every ailment known to man
Haiku was prescribed
Haiku # 72668, October 16, 2021 4:16 am ET
by Orders of Psychiatric Facility
The Gold Pen Award
I won it in the 5th grade
And now look at me
Haiku # 72667, October 16, 2021 4:12 am ET
by Haiku Superstar
Plagued by parasites.
Yes, that might be redundant.
Some people should die.

Hello?
Acme Pest Controw?
There's a pest I need controwed.
Pest controw robot?

Send it wight over!
Fix that wascawwy wabbit!
And fix him for good!
Haiku # 72666, October 16, 2021 3:56 am ET
by I wish it were that easy. of Reminded of Blade Runner
Truth.
Haiku # 72665, October 16, 2021 3:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's a crying shame
Hitler didn't write haiku
and perform it live
Haiku # 72664, October 16, 2021 2:51 am ET
by Spectators of Rug Chewing
Save time on meal prep
Hearty soup cooks in toilet!
Grunt out your lunch, NOW!
Haiku # 72663, October 16, 2021 12:59 am ET
by Bog Roll Magazine of Subscribe today
https://prostitutkimsk.net/
Haiku # 72662, October 16, 2021 12:57 am ET
by JeniaPt of Россиия
I love cereal
Wheaties. Cold milk. Bananas.
What's your opinion?
Haiku # 72661, October 15, 2021 11:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just suck the muffin
Then go butt fuck a puffin
You good for nuffin
Haiku # 72660, October 15, 2021 11:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Monkey sunshine dong
Fist fighting goldfish love sack
It all makes sense now
Haiku # 72659, October 15, 2021 11:47 pm ET
by Do not do drugs
Professional Golf
Jerk off on the 19th Green
"His balls are unclean!"

Police notified
Won't be wearing green jacket
Bad choice to whack it?
Haiku # 72658, October 15, 2021 9:45 pm ET
by Arnold "Harry" Palmer of Golf cart and portable latrine
Fart in someone's face
Next, observe their reaction
Will the friendship last?

Will your only friends
be allergy sufferers?
Co-vid survivors?

Only time will tell
Turtles go back in their shells
Darn these farting spells!

Alone. Friday night.
Not a single friend in sight.
(farting left and right)
Haiku # 72657, October 15, 2021 9:35 pm ET
by person made of farts
Haiku Truth or Dare
Figpucker, you can go first
Who else is playing?
Haiku # 72656, October 15, 2021 9:18 pm ET
by Gatita Estrella
A fly in your soup
A hair in the furburger
Customer Service
Haiku # 72655, October 15, 2021 9:14 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Complaints Desk
god gave men one dink
star trek gave klingons two dinks
yahweh, move over
Haiku # 72654, October 15, 2021 7:35 pm ET
by scotch of https://i.redd.it/hv6do4yqxo161.jpg
here's advice from bots
on how we should write haiku.
for now, we are safe

"Your haiku should be three syllables and six syllables, then three, and six. The rest should be five syllables and four, and then seven, and then five and six"
Haiku # 72653, October 15, 2021 7:23 pm ET
by scotch of https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimGPT2Interactive/comments/q8vik2/please_write_me_a_haiku_about_dogs_star_wars_or/
God so loved the world
He didn't give men 2 dinks
Nor 4 itchy balls
Haiku # 72652, October 15, 2021 6:31 pm ET
by God Is Good of Guaranteed.
I am fucking drunk.
And I fucked a rabid skunk.
I like Motown funk.
Haiku # 72651, October 15, 2021 6:19 pm ET
by Not really, but it rhymes.
All is one is all.
My name is Susan or Paul.
Gender neutral stall.

My poem is yours.
We have walked through many doors.
And banged many whores.
Haiku # 72650, October 15, 2021 6:17 pm ET
by What a day!
A nip in the air
Summer's gone, so bring it on
Cunnilingus Time
Haiku # 72649, October 15, 2021 5:59 pm ET
by Remember to set your cunt back 1 hr. of Camden, NJ
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