Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #72658
Professional Golf
Jerk off on the 19th Green
"His balls are unclean!"

Police notified
Won't be wearing green jacket
Bad choice to whack it?
Haiku #72658
Posted: October 15, 2021 9:45 pm ET
Poet & location: Arnold "Harry" Palmer of Golf cart and portable latrine