If you detonate
seven nuclear warheads,
Jesus will arive.
by Branch Oppenheimerians of Donate today.
Do you have problems
trying to connect to your
wireless printer?
by We-B-Geeks.com
general electric copy that
bots and machines willl not rule
without our control
by Harald Zach of Austria
paul simon once wrote
"like she loves me like a rock"
explain this badly
by scotch
stanley knife Q bricked
you tool in race to the moon
clear water solution
by Harald Zach of Austria
Beware of the curses
attached to haunted shipwrecks
Don't take souvenirs
by Dog of Sea
It's on Google
Batman's underwater cave
connects to Roswell
by Anonymous Poet
Down down down we go.
Not to die; to be re-born
among mer-people.
by That Hendrix Song of Electric Ladyland
Gates to Atlantis:
Subterranean portals
Submerged mysteries.
by Rock Lobster of B-52s
The Sargasso Sea:
Graveyard of ghostly shipwrecks...
Darth's favorite nightclub.
by What's a Nice Wreck Like You Doing in a Place Like This? of Drifting
Who wants octopus
When stars become visible
In night skies of bliss?
by Astral Projection of Stellar Trajectories
Celestial woman:
a map of the Pleiades
traced upon her ass.
by Stargazing of Southern Hemisphere
Just one octopus
can jerk off eight eels at once
Lets see you do that
by Anonymous Poet
The Sargasso Sea
If you want to make eel friends
A good place to start
by Anonymous Poet
I was just thinking
What if people had antlers?
God is good, I guess
by Noticer
Bog Roll magazine
When you're done reading a page
wipe your bum with it
by Hey of I was still reading that
I'm suffering from
every ailment known to man
Haiku was prescribed
by Orders of Psychiatric Facility
The Gold Pen Award
I won it in the 5th grade
And now look at me
by Haiku Superstar
Plagued by parasites.
Yes, that might be redundant.
Some people should die.
Hello?
Acme Pest Controw?
There's a pest I need controwed.
Pest controw robot?
Send it wight over!
Fix that wascawwy wabbit!
And fix him for good!
by I wish it were that easy. of Reminded of Blade Runner
It's a crying shame
Hitler didn't write haiku
and perform it live
by Spectators of Rug Chewing
Save time on meal prep
Hearty soup cooks in toilet!
Grunt out your lunch, NOW!
by Bog Roll Magazine of Subscribe today
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by JeniaPt of Россиия
I love cereal
Wheaties. Cold milk. Bananas.
What's your opinion?
by Anonymous Poet
Just suck the muffin
Then go butt fuck a puffin
You good for nuffin
by Anonymous Poet
Monkey sunshine dong
Fist fighting goldfish love sack
It all makes sense now
by Do not do drugs
Professional Golf
Jerk off on the 19th Green
"His balls are unclean!"
Police notified
Won't be wearing green jacket
Bad choice to whack it?
by Arnold "Harry" Palmer of Golf cart and portable latrine
Fart in someone's face
Next, observe their reaction
Will the friendship last?
Will your only friends
be allergy sufferers?
Co-vid survivors?
Only time will tell
Turtles go back in their shells
Darn these farting spells!
Alone. Friday night.
Not a single friend in sight.
(farting left and right)
by person made of farts
Haiku Truth or Dare
Figpucker, you can go first
Who else is playing?
by Gatita Estrella
A fly in your soup
A hair in the furburger
Customer Service
by Noticer of Details of Complaints Desk
god gave men one dink
star trek gave klingons two dinks
yahweh, move over
by scotch of https://i.redd.it/hv6do4yqxo161.jpg
here's advice from bots
on how we should write haiku.
for now, we are safe
"Your haiku should be three syllables and six syllables, then three, and six. The rest should be five syllables and four, and then seven, and then five and six"
by scotch of https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimGPT2Interactive/comments/q8vik2/please_write_me_a_haiku_about_dogs_star_wars_or/
God so loved the world
He didn't give men 2 dinks
Nor 4 itchy balls
by God Is Good of Guaranteed.
I am fucking drunk.
And I fucked a rabid skunk.
I like Motown funk.
by Not really, but it rhymes.
All is one is all.
My name is Susan or Paul.
Gender neutral stall.
My poem is yours.
We have walked through many doors.
And banged many whores.
by What a day!
A nip in the air
Summer's gone, so bring it on
Cunnilingus Time
by Remember to set your cunt back 1 hr. of Camden, NJ
My new invention
Inside your pants camera
Upload your next load
by Capture the memories of Crotch
This will blow your mind
Noticer is Starkitten
Is Starkitten Darth?
by Will the real Starkitten please stand up? of Please stand up. (please stand up)
https://hydra-token.cloud скрытые фишки гидры! Гмдра обход блокировки!
by Vancepoigh of Belize
Double dink date night
You can poke me anywhere
Flat dink? Got a spare!
by Noticer of Flatworms (fascinating creatures. Thanks, Darth)
there's a reddit page
where you can ask bots questions
i've asked for haiku
by scotch of planned obsolescence
She's a sexy worm.
Hermaphrodite from Thailand.
Double your pleasure.
by I really think those Persian carpet flat worms might be sexier than octopuses. of And easier to take advantage of; octopuses are pretty smart.
Tom Bosley's shit jizz
octopus dink Darth Darth Darth.
Fire side chat hearth.
by Not quite presidential... unless you mean Trump.
Seven cups today.
"Up, up, and away!" they say.
Thank God I'm not gay.
by Although I did notice Noticer's ass when high off my ass on grass. of I don't think marijuana is really considered a true grass, is it?
I hate good coffee.
I am unable to sleep.
... Maybe one more cup.
At least it's not meth.
The prostiture's name is Beth.
Five years, then AIDS death.
by But it beats getting old.
Golf fascinates me.
How perfectly dull it is.
Hungry bears might help.
by Lions, and Tiger Woods, and bears! Oh my!
When I write of poo,
You multiply it by two.
That is all you do.
I write the word "shit"
So then you must double it.
... You should pop that zit.
by I suspect the Noticer to Darth poo writing ratio is greater than 1. of Go back a few thousand haiku and see. Maybe I am wrong.
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As an algorithm
You are very redundant.
Like a shit-chatbot.
by Programmed for Excretion of That's Our Darth
Octopustober
raking the leaves with eight rakes
shitting in the pile
by Sea of Jizz