Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 135 Days and 76968 Haiku later...

The Sargasso Sea:
Graveyard of ghostly shipwrecks...
Darth's favorite nightclub.
Haiku # 72675, October 16, 2021 5:35 am ET
by What's a Nice Wreck Like You Doing in a Place Like This? of Drifting
Who wants octopus
When stars become visible
In night skies of bliss?
Haiku # 72674, October 16, 2021 5:30 am ET
by Astral Projection of Stellar Trajectories
Celestial woman:
a map of the Pleiades
traced upon her ass.
Haiku # 72673, October 16, 2021 5:26 am ET
by Stargazing of Southern Hemisphere
Just one octopus
can jerk off eight eels at once
Lets see you do that
Haiku # 72672, October 16, 2021 4:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The Sargasso Sea
If you want to make eel friends
A good place to start
Haiku # 72671, October 16, 2021 4:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I was just thinking
What if people had antlers?
God is good, I guess
Haiku # 72670, October 16, 2021 4:24 am ET
by Noticer
Bog Roll magazine
When you're done reading a page
wipe your bum with it
Haiku # 72669, October 16, 2021 4:20 am ET
by Hey of I was still reading that
I'm suffering from
every ailment known to man
Haiku was prescribed
Haiku # 72668, October 16, 2021 4:16 am ET
by Orders of Psychiatric Facility
The Gold Pen Award
I won it in the 5th grade
And now look at me
Haiku # 72667, October 16, 2021 4:12 am ET
by Haiku Superstar
Plagued by parasites.
Yes, that might be redundant.
Some people should die.

Hello?
Acme Pest Controw?
There's a pest I need controwed.
Pest controw robot?

Send it wight over!
Fix that wascawwy wabbit!
And fix him for good!
Haiku # 72666, October 16, 2021 3:56 am ET
by I wish it were that easy. of Reminded of Blade Runner
Truth.
Haiku # 72665, October 16, 2021 3:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's a crying shame
Hitler didn't write haiku
and perform it live
Haiku # 72664, October 16, 2021 2:51 am ET
by Spectators of Rug Chewing
Save time on meal prep
Hearty soup cooks in toilet!
Grunt out your lunch, NOW!
Haiku # 72663, October 16, 2021 12:59 am ET
by Bog Roll Magazine of Subscribe today
https://prostitutkimsk.net/
Haiku # 72662, October 16, 2021 12:57 am ET
by JeniaPt of Россиия
I love cereal
Wheaties. Cold milk. Bananas.
What's your opinion?
Haiku # 72661, October 15, 2021 11:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Just suck the muffin
Then go butt fuck a puffin
You good for nuffin
Haiku # 72660, October 15, 2021 11:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Monkey sunshine dong
Fist fighting goldfish love sack
It all makes sense now
Haiku # 72659, October 15, 2021 11:47 pm ET
by Do not do drugs
Professional Golf
Jerk off on the 19th Green
"His balls are unclean!"

Police notified
Won't be wearing green jacket
Bad choice to whack it?
Haiku # 72658, October 15, 2021 9:45 pm ET
by Arnold "Harry" Palmer of Golf cart and portable latrine
Fart in someone's face
Next, observe their reaction
Will the friendship last?

Will your only friends
be allergy sufferers?
Co-vid survivors?

Only time will tell
Turtles go back in their shells
Darn these farting spells!

Alone. Friday night.
Not a single friend in sight.
(farting left and right)
Haiku # 72657, October 15, 2021 9:35 pm ET
by person made of farts
Haiku Truth or Dare
Figpucker, you can go first
Who else is playing?
Haiku # 72656, October 15, 2021 9:18 pm ET
by Gatita Estrella
A fly in your soup
A hair in the furburger
Customer Service
Haiku # 72655, October 15, 2021 9:14 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Complaints Desk
god gave men one dink
star trek gave klingons two dinks
yahweh, move over
Haiku # 72654, October 15, 2021 7:35 pm ET
by scotch of https://i.redd.it/hv6do4yqxo161.jpg
here's advice from bots
on how we should write haiku.
for now, we are safe

"Your haiku should be three syllables and six syllables, then three, and six. The rest should be five syllables and four, and then seven, and then five and six"
Haiku # 72653, October 15, 2021 7:23 pm ET
by scotch of https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimGPT2Interactive/comments/q8vik2/please_write_me_a_haiku_about_dogs_star_wars_or/
God so loved the world
He didn't give men 2 dinks
Nor 4 itchy balls
Haiku # 72652, October 15, 2021 6:31 pm ET
by God Is Good of Guaranteed.
I am fucking drunk.
And I fucked a rabid skunk.
I like Motown funk.
Haiku # 72651, October 15, 2021 6:19 pm ET
by Not really, but it rhymes.
All is one is all.
My name is Susan or Paul.
Gender neutral stall.

My poem is yours.
We have walked through many doors.
And banged many whores.
Haiku # 72650, October 15, 2021 6:17 pm ET
by What a day!
A nip in the air
Summer's gone, so bring it on
Cunnilingus Time
Haiku # 72649, October 15, 2021 5:59 pm ET
by Remember to set your cunt back 1 hr. of Camden, NJ
My new invention
Inside your pants camera
Upload your next load
Haiku # 72648, October 15, 2021 5:51 pm ET
by Capture the memories of Crotch
This will blow your mind
Noticer is Starkitten
Is Starkitten Darth?
Haiku # 72647, October 15, 2021 5:42 pm ET
by Will the real Starkitten please stand up? of Please stand up. (please stand up)
https://hydra-token.cloud скрытые фишки гидры! Гмдра обход блокировки!
Haiku # 72646, October 15, 2021 5:22 pm ET
by Vancepoigh of Belize
Double dink date night
You can poke me anywhere
Flat dink? Got a spare!
Haiku # 72645, October 15, 2021 5:22 pm ET
by Noticer of Flatworms (fascinating creatures. Thanks, Darth)
there's a reddit page
where you can ask bots questions
i've asked for haiku
Haiku # 72644, October 15, 2021 3:25 pm ET
by scotch of planned obsolescence
She's a sexy worm.
Hermaphrodite from Thailand.
Double your pleasure.
Haiku # 72643, October 15, 2021 1:09 pm ET
by I really think those Persian carpet flat worms might be sexier than octopuses. of And easier to take advantage of; octopuses are pretty smart.
Tom Bosley's shit jizz
octopus dink Darth Darth Darth.
Fire side chat hearth.
Haiku # 72642, October 15, 2021 12:56 pm ET
by Not quite presidential... unless you mean Trump.
Seven cups today.
"Up, up, and away!" they say.
Thank God I'm not gay.
Haiku # 72641, October 15, 2021 12:49 pm ET
by Although I did notice Noticer's ass when high off my ass on grass. of I don't think marijuana is really considered a true grass, is it?
I hate good coffee.
I am unable to sleep.
... Maybe one more cup.

At least it's not meth.
The prostiture's name is Beth.
Five years, then AIDS death.
Haiku # 72640, October 15, 2021 12:44 pm ET
by But it beats getting old.
Golf fascinates me.
How perfectly dull it is.
Hungry bears might help.
Haiku # 72639, October 15, 2021 12:37 pm ET
by Lions, and Tiger Woods, and bears! Oh my!
When I write of poo,
You multiply it by two.
That is all you do.

I write the word "shit"
So then you must double it.
... You should pop that zit.
Haiku # 72638, October 15, 2021 12:28 pm ET
by I suspect the Noticer to Darth poo writing ratio is greater than 1. of Go back a few thousand haiku and see. Maybe I am wrong.
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Haiku # 72637, October 15, 2021 6:49 am ET
by novostic.ru of США
As an algorithm
You are very redundant.
Like a shit-chatbot.
Haiku # 72636, October 15, 2021 6:30 am ET
by Programmed for Excretion of That's Our Darth
Octopustober
raking the leaves with eight rakes
shitting in the pile
Haiku # 72635, October 15, 2021 3:29 am ET
by Sea of Jizz
https://torgovaya.xyz/kley-svarka
Клей-сварка Алмаз
Клей-сварка по японской технологии: крепеж, герметик, "холодная сварка"!
Двухкомпонентный клей скрепляет любые поверхности: металл, камень, пластик и др.
Затвердевает так, что не стирается, не режется, абсолютно водонепроницаемый, ремонтирует любую поломку, скол или трещину.
https://torgovaya.xyz/kley-svarka холодная сварка приклеить зуб
Haiku # 72634, October 15, 2021 2:51 am ET
by Sofronovovb of Russia
Jizz stains in carpet
For sale: Genuine bearskin
rug with dink attached

When rug hibernates
You'll just have to masturbate
with a trophy moose
Haiku # 72633, October 15, 2021 1:29 am ET
by Hearth Floorfucker of Floor
Say, did you notice?
one of those Persian flatworms
looked like Tom Bosley
Haiku # 72632, October 15, 2021 1:18 am ET
by I don't like 2x the number of dinks
I watched it!
Haiku # 72631, October 15, 2021 1:09 am ET
by Thank you of 2 dinks each!
A Persian carpet
sprouting two sharp penises
and doing battle.
Haiku # 72630, October 15, 2021 12:57 am ET
by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czOIoDbkKQc of Best thing I've seen in a long time.
The popcorn container
Watch for that on the first date
Hole in the bottom
Haiku # 72629, October 14, 2021 8:43 pm ET
by Stains of Butter?
When on a first date,
did you ever fart loudly
and blame it on him?
Haiku # 72628, October 14, 2021 3:38 pm ET
by Be honest, ladies!
That is life's purpose.
It's not to make Earth better.
It entertains God.
Haiku # 72627, October 14, 2021 2:50 pm ET
by Kind of like when you watch the losers on Maury or maybe of course those dying kids in Ethiopia. Watchng them on the couch with gourmet ice cream and BBQ potato chips.
Life is horrible
Especially for that man
Standing over there
Haiku # 72626, October 14, 2021 1:31 pm ET
by you don’t really need to know do you of A place on Earth
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