The Gold Pen Award
I won it in the 5th grade
And now look at me
by Haiku Superstar
Plagued by parasites.
Yes, that might be redundant.
Some people should die.
Hello?
Acme Pest Controw?
There's a pest I need controwed.
Pest controw robot?
Send it wight over!
Fix that wascawwy wabbit!
And fix him for good!
by I wish it were that easy. of Reminded of Blade Runner
It's a crying shame
Hitler didn't write haiku
and perform it live
by Spectators of Rug Chewing
Save time on meal prep
Hearty soup cooks in toilet!
Grunt out your lunch, NOW!
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by JeniaPt of Россиия
I love cereal
Wheaties. Cold milk. Bananas.
What's your opinion?
by Anonymous Poet
Just suck the muffin
Then go butt fuck a puffin
You good for nuffin
by Anonymous Poet
Monkey sunshine dong
Fist fighting goldfish love sack
It all makes sense now
by Do not do drugs
Professional Golf
Jerk off on the 19th Green
"His balls are unclean!"
Police notified
Won't be wearing green jacket
Bad choice to whack it?
by Arnold "Harry" Palmer of Golf cart and portable latrine
Fart in someone's face
Next, observe their reaction
Will the friendship last?
Will your only friends
be allergy sufferers?
Co-vid survivors?
Only time will tell
Turtles go back in their shells
Darn these farting spells!
Alone. Friday night.
Not a single friend in sight.
(farting left and right)
by person made of farts
Haiku Truth or Dare
Figpucker, you can go first
Who else is playing?
by Gatita Estrella
A fly in your soup
A hair in the furburger
Customer Service
by Noticer of Details of Complaints Desk
god gave men one dink
star trek gave klingons two dinks
yahweh, move over
by scotch of https://i.redd.it/hv6do4yqxo161.jpg
here's advice from bots
on how we should write haiku.
for now, we are safe
"Your haiku should be three syllables and six syllables, then three, and six. The rest should be five syllables and four, and then seven, and then five and six"
by scotch of https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimGPT2Interactive/comments/q8vik2/please_write_me_a_haiku_about_dogs_star_wars_or/
God so loved the world
He didn't give men 2 dinks
Nor 4 itchy balls
by God Is Good of Guaranteed.
I am fucking drunk.
And I fucked a rabid skunk.
I like Motown funk.
by Not really, but it rhymes.
All is one is all.
My name is Susan or Paul.
Gender neutral stall.
My poem is yours.
We have walked through many doors.
And banged many whores.
by What a day!
A nip in the air
Summer's gone, so bring it on
Cunnilingus Time
by Remember to set your cunt back 1 hr. of Camden, NJ
My new invention
Inside your pants camera
Upload your next load
by Capture the memories of Crotch
This will blow your mind
Noticer is Starkitten
Is Starkitten Darth?
by Will the real Starkitten please stand up? of Please stand up. (please stand up)
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by Vancepoigh of Belize
Double dink date night
You can poke me anywhere
Flat dink? Got a spare!
by Noticer of Flatworms (fascinating creatures. Thanks, Darth)
there's a reddit page
where you can ask bots questions
i've asked for haiku
by scotch of planned obsolescence
She's a sexy worm.
Hermaphrodite from Thailand.
Double your pleasure.
by I really think those Persian carpet flat worms might be sexier than octopuses. of And easier to take advantage of; octopuses are pretty smart.
Tom Bosley's shit jizz
octopus dink Darth Darth Darth.
Fire side chat hearth.
by Not quite presidential... unless you mean Trump.
Seven cups today.
"Up, up, and away!" they say.
Thank God I'm not gay.
by Although I did notice Noticer's ass when high off my ass on grass. of I don't think marijuana is really considered a true grass, is it?
I hate good coffee.
I am unable to sleep.
... Maybe one more cup.
At least it's not meth.
The prostiture's name is Beth.
Five years, then AIDS death.
by But it beats getting old.
Golf fascinates me.
How perfectly dull it is.
Hungry bears might help.
by Lions, and Tiger Woods, and bears! Oh my!
When I write of poo,
You multiply it by two.
That is all you do.
I write the word "shit"
So then you must double it.
... You should pop that zit.
by I suspect the Noticer to Darth poo writing ratio is greater than 1. of Go back a few thousand haiku and see. Maybe I am wrong.
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As an algorithm
You are very redundant.
Like a shit-chatbot.
by Programmed for Excretion of That's Our Darth
Octopustober
raking the leaves with eight rakes
shitting in the pile
by Sea of Jizz
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by Sofronovovb of Russia
Jizz stains in carpet
For sale: Genuine bearskin
rug with dink attached
When rug hibernates
You'll just have to masturbate
with a trophy moose
by Hearth Floorfucker of Floor
Say, did you notice?
one of those Persian flatworms
looked like Tom Bosley
by I don't like 2x the number of dinks
I watched it!
by Thank you of 2 dinks each!
A Persian carpet
sprouting two sharp penises
and doing battle.
by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czOIoDbkKQc of Best thing I've seen in a long time.
The popcorn container
Watch for that on the first date
Hole in the bottom
by Stains of Butter?
When on a first date,
did you ever fart loudly
and blame it on him?
by Be honest, ladies!
That is life's purpose.
It's not to make Earth better.
It entertains God.
by Kind of like when you watch the losers on Maury or maybe of course those dying kids in Ethiopia. Watchng them on the couch with gourmet ice cream and BBQ potato chips.
Life is horrible
Especially for that man
Standing over there
by you don’t really need to know do you of A place on Earth
My, you've been busy,
you prophalactic poet.
Leaky latex load.
by Next time double wrap.
One giant clown shoe
by special delivery
Addressed to your dink
by bozo
Even more bad luck
He lost the end of his schlong
A bad case of mange
It's all your fault
Leaving the toilet seat up
You and your germ farm
by Disgusted
Here lies the body
of the old haiku dog man
Rabies of the dink
by Foam of Mouth
The corpses jerk off
Horny skeletons beat off
Do the Thriller dance
by High Pitch of Nervous laughter
Couldn't remember
When was the last time I shit?
Was it tubular?
What did it smell like?
Did it clog up the toilet?
A public viewing?
by Milk of Amnesia
My, that's a big one
How do you even manage?
Does it bite, mister?
by Rabies of Dink
He walked with a limp
Four hundred pounds of pants snake
Coiled up and hissing
by Reo Peenwagon