web slackers must count
syllables: 5, 7, 5
to fit haiku form
triplets reflecting
each puddle of consciousness
for your consumption
by VerbaLizer of NYC
badhaiku.com
spins 3 kilobytes of flax
for buddha's delight
by VerbaLizer of NYC
oh no! hola's home's
been haikued! addiction's hand
is at work here, no?
by thegrue of home now too!
I am not at work
Eat your hearts out, you cube
farm dwelling victims
by hola of home now
Sitting here at work,
Coding Programs for Ingrates
Bastards all of them.
by Anonymous Poet
Lots from Seattle
Shirking all of their work stuff
Those lazy bastards
by freakshow of Austin, Texas
blah blah blah black bleep
have you any bullshit, (yes sir)X2
you are full of it
by boo boola
roger that, ditto.
my mind must now be at ease.
no more syllables.
by thegrue of leaving soon too
Good night cenobyte
See you on Monday after
haiku weekend rest
by hola of out the door
nirvana would be
to work in same building as
these haiku masters
then i would not be
working for peanuts up here
in cold saskatoon
by cenobyte of going home
O grand haiku, 5
7-5, three lines of ab-
solute wonderment
by hola of almost gone
if not nirvana
i vouch that pearl jam, also,
does excellent grunge.
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
cenobyte, please don't
despair, haiku nirvana
is attainable
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
brain melting through shoes
dribbling out all open pores
haiku is hard work!!!
by thegrue of heaven
bad haiku getting
worse as the day rolls on, been
submitting since 10
by hola of end of the day
compression is hard
compression is limiting
compression is fun
by monkeyking of shoppertainment
soon is weekend-time?
time for recharging haiku
writing batteries?
by thegrue of elsewhere
hola, your haiku
encapsulates paradox
in distilled form!
by thegrue of own world
Jack chick.. HAW! HAW! HAW!
fundie luvs jeebus too much
must be sacrificed
by hola of oblivion
jack t. chick..Satan's
favorite minion, thinks he is
God's favorite pet
by hola of lost in a chick tract
j chick is satan
to worship him is divine
he's humble, evil
by thegrue of hell
you never wake up
never eat, sleep, or cease to
dance on weary knees
by hesty
thegrue, I cannot
abide by Satan worship--
J. Chick disapproves
by hola of shh.. don't look
hola and thegrue
work in haiku nirvana
cenobyte, not so.
by cenobyte of pining
by hola of shh..don't look -- here I am
Well, has anyone
else noticed how haiku sounds
a lot like Yoda?
by hola of HERE I AM!!
haiku poets will
rise up and conquer the world!
later, though. beer first.
by cenobyte of shirking last vestiges of work day
hola, i agree--
soft rock sucks. UP WITH METAL!
WORSHIP THE DEVIL!
by thegrue of up
thegrue, I cannot
abide by soft rock--music
for suburbia
by hola of cynically contributing bad haiku
first was bad haiku
next spoke in haiku always
now, friends are angry
by cenobyte of not at home
bringing you the best
hits of seventies, eighties,
and today. haiku.
by thegrue of not here
luscious poetics
under our society
like craters of rock
by thegrue of city of the haiku drunk
c calculator
listens to much nine inch nails
s/he must be bitter
by cenobyte of bitterly writing bad haiku from work
five then seven-five
that is standard! not too hard!
not too soft! ROCK ON!
by thegrue of here
time passes slowly
they pay by the hour here
even on friday
by cenobyte of far, far away from the city of venerable bad haiku masters
who the heck is coo-
kie calculator? standards
are low but exist
by hola of on my butt.
coworkers mock me
they say i wear too much black
who does their laundry?
by cenobyte of nowhere near thegrue, who is down the hall from hola
makes me cringe
I bite my tongue
and melt your mind
let me invade you
and go though you
exposing all your sins
by Cookie Calculator of Below You
hola, your haiku
halo helps hordes. god i love
alliteration.
by thegrue of hall down
well grue, it appears
others are envious of
our bad haiku skillz
by hola of down the hall
the best thing ever
is bad haiku written here
during my "work" day.
by thegrue of somewhere
Oh weasel young weasel
give me some skin
soft frilly moss gentle stubbly
fur cleanses my soul
unwrapped around my keister
i rubbed to perfection
until my warmth
dripped out
like a leaky faucet
all over the animals
by Tawny KittyBoy of New York Fucking City
bad, good. good, bad. worse.
better? hardly. horrid. ugh.
my words lie limp-like.
by thegrue of no trees!
up in a high tree
i slowly glance up to see
a bird poop on me
by jason of worcester, ma
have mercy on me
today is my first day of
posting bad haiku
by hola of here... no, HERE
first comes love, then comes
marriage, then they'll name their child
"holagrue haiku"
by the fourth way of seattle
the grue and hola
sittin in a tree, p-o
-s-t-i-n-g
by the fourth way of seattle
beer for lunch is bad
no, wait. What am I saying?
beer for lunch is GOOD!
by hola of in my cups
Wake Forest got beat!
Butler did it. I bet the
trees and birds are pissed!
by The Fourth Way of seattle
wrigley's juicy fruit.
keep foil wrapper to put gum
in after use. (thanks)
by thegrue of here
