fresh out of batt'ries
but we're still making noise make-
ing noi-oi-oi-oise

dial-up to connect
with the internet is not
good. Cable's better.

Goin to the pa-
rade to hang out with all the
other drunken fools

Tis St. patty's Day
I am not drunk yet, but plan
on it later.. beer

if i had a horse
i would not be writing these.
t'is good there's no horse!

composition's hard.
but not as hard as waking
up in the morning.

addiction's cold hand
leads me to desire cocaine--
safer than haiku!

robert smith, the cure.
inspiration for better
poetry than this.

saturday morning.
we must all turn towards life
occasionally.

saturday morning
and i am not drunk. t'is sad.
tragedy, indeed.

saturday morning
i need so much damn coffee
to open my eyes

Slartibartfast
They'll always out do me
And thank God, some of
these poems are damn fun!

Intensity long distance run around
came around saw nothing
nothing is satan

This place is funny
Someone called themselves thegrue
Funny like burning

I drive a Corvair
Because it was very cheap
But I don't get laid

You smell like cabbage
That's been rotting for a week
In a perfume store

I am pait well but
My job is unrewarding
And somehow this is

My bladder pressure
So high after eight Keystones
I chip porcelain

Coworker respect
is hard to retain after
sleeping through your shift

Let the doggie out!
A penny sticks to my foot
Lucky, lucky, me.

Where the hell are ya?
Where the hell have I been too?
Too many places.

Gallbladder puffs up
Pain is exquisitly harsh
Thank you, vicodin!

week long bombardment
weekend dampens explosion
de-escalation

thought ours was the last.
it was also sweet so sweet
and the bride wore pink

Seems like a time warp.
The band plays "True Love", they grin,
cut the cake, then kiss.

god this movie is
so flawed! as if the dust off
pilots wouldnt have been

following the
battle with the aliens!
are we supposed to

belive they stopped
to let 'spunkmyer' take a leak
with door wide open?

11 pm,
where is everyone? sidewalks
rolled up...seatle?

she has puffy eye's
not extreme like betty d.
a soul-full effect

gwynth paltrow too
sometimes, and the younger
lucille ball; stunning!

What ! isnt this the
movie actor chat forum?????
what's a haiku??????

seriously though
i will have to check other
of cartwrights movies

hmm, prime suspect, the
birds!, slipping down life-tyler,
witches of eastwick

Invasion of the
body snatchers the second one
on and on, dont stop!

nice nips on ripley
boney behind though, Cartwright
Rocks, as lambert

Veronica hmm....
she's been acting forever
and she kissed beaver

onscreen for the first
time back in the 50's, wow
Leave it to Beaver!

closet full of rags
i slave to survive or i
languish near death

closet full of rags
either slaving to survive
or facing the blade

Fripp Hilariumps
Blurbsamael Ripst Fargamuel
Playlarts Van Slappy

Hot wings delishuss
I belch, rub eyes, scratch dick, then
--Blind, burning--weep

element! stack up!
breach, bang and clear! go! go! go!
subdue bad haiku!!

what did he say? "all
your base are belong to us."
what does it mean? nothing.

Hiho? Hiho? Huh?
Shut up you hoe! Can't you see
You're in my tool shed?

All have feelings and
fears, but different means to
spear Orca in her sleep

Is Nine Inch Nails beast
music or a man screaming
to God, I am in Hell!!!

why not program new
funny computer language
with haiku rhythm

machines must all try
to understand wily verse
so net can laugh too

He's a decent draw'r
But what tract-less wastes has
he trodden in his life?