Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

Let the doggie out!
A penny sticks to my foot
Lucky, lucky, me.
Haiku # 7179, March 17, 2001 9:33 am ET
by Mary N. of Richmond, Va
Where the hell are ya?
Where the hell have I been too?
Too many places.
Haiku # 7178, March 17, 2001 8:50 am ET
by Matt for Mellie of Bali
Gallbladder puffs up
Pain is exquisitly harsh
Thank you, vicodin!
Haiku # 7177, March 17, 2001 7:19 am ET
by Brett of Vicodin Land
Haiku # 7176, March 17, 2001 6:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 7175, March 17, 2001 6:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 7174, March 17, 2001 6:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 7173, March 17, 2001 6:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 7172, March 17, 2001 6:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 7171, March 17, 2001 6:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
week long bombardment
weekend dampens explosion
de-escalation
Haiku # 7170, March 17, 2001 5:58 am ET
by mellie
thought ours was the last.
it was also sweet so sweet
and the bride wore pink
Haiku # 7169, March 17, 2001 3:55 am ET
by mellie
Seems like a time warp.
The band plays "True Love", they grin,
cut the cake, then kiss.
Haiku # 7168, March 17, 2001 3:50 am ET
by mellie, for Tracey and Andrew
Haiku # 7167, March 17, 2001 3:14 am ET
by new form haiku madness
god this movie is
so flawed! as if the dust off
pilots wouldnt have been

following the
battle with the aliens!
are we supposed to

belive they stopped
to let 'spunkmyer' take a leak
with door wide open?
Haiku # 7166, March 17, 2001 2:52 am ET
by ash, android, aliens theme
Haiku # 7165, March 17, 2001 2:48 am ET
by ash, android, aliens theme
11 pm,
where is everyone? sidewalks
rolled up...seatle?

Haiku # 7164, March 17, 2001 2:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
she has puffy eye's
not extreme like betty d.
a soul-full effect

gwynth paltrow too
sometimes, and the younger
lucille ball; stunning!

What ! isnt this the
movie actor chat forum?????
what's a haiku??????
Haiku # 7163, March 17, 2001 1:29 am ET
by on and on and on! don't stop!
seriously though
i will have to check other
of cartwrights movies

hmm, prime suspect, the
birds!, slipping down life-tyler,
witches of eastwick

Invasion of the
body snatchers the second one
on and on, dont stop!
Haiku # 7162, March 17, 2001 1:21 am ET
by ash, alien, lambert theme
nice nips on ripley
boney behind though, Cartwright
Rocks, as lambert

Veronica hmm....
she's been acting forever
and she kissed beaver

onscreen for the first
time back in the 50's, wow
Leave it to Beaver!
Haiku # 7161, March 17, 2001 1:13 am ET
by ash, alien, ripley, lambert theme
closet full of rags
i slave to survive or i
languish near death
Haiku # 7160, March 17, 2001 12:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
closet full of rags
either slaving to survive
or facing the blade
Haiku # 7159, March 17, 2001 12:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fripp Hilariumps
Blurbsamael Ripst Fargamuel
Playlarts Van Slappy
Haiku # 7158, March 17, 2001 12:16 am ET
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Hot wings delishuss
I belch, rub eyes, scratch dick, then
--Blind, burning--weep





Haiku # 7157, March 16, 2001 11:01 pm ET
by Ulysse Merou of Soror
element! stack up!
breach, bang and clear! go! go! go!
subdue bad haiku!!
Haiku # 7156, March 16, 2001 10:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what did he say? "all
your base are belong to us."
what does it mean? nothing.
Haiku # 7155, March 16, 2001 8:40 pm ET
by elvisgrotto of virginia
Hiho? Hiho? Huh?
Shut up you hoe! Can't you see
You're in my tool shed?
Haiku # 7154, March 16, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by Frank
All have feelings and
fears, but different means to
spear Orca in her sleep
Haiku # 7153, March 16, 2001 6:48 pm ET
by Moxie of overbearing capricorn...
Is Nine Inch Nails beast
music or a man screaming
to God, I am in Hell!!!
Haiku # 7152, March 16, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by Moxie of just this...
why not program new
funny computer language
with haiku rhythm

machines must all try
to understand wily verse
so net can laugh too

Haiku # 7151, March 16, 2001 6:43 pm ET
by VerbaLizer of NYC
He's a decent draw'r
But what tract-less wastes has
he trodden in his life?
Haiku # 7150, March 16, 2001 6:43 pm ET
by Moxie of interesting you'd bring Jack T. Chick up
web slackers must count
syllables: 5, 7, 5
to fit haiku form

triplets reflecting
each puddle of consciousness
for your consumption
Haiku # 7149, March 16, 2001 6:41 pm ET
by VerbaLizer of NYC
badhaiku.com
spins 3 kilobytes of flax
for buddha's delight
Haiku # 7148, March 16, 2001 6:40 pm ET
by VerbaLizer of NYC
oh no! hola's home's
been haikued! addiction's hand
is at work here, no?
Haiku # 7147, March 16, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by thegrue of home now too!
I am not at work
Eat your hearts out, you cube
farm dwelling victims
Haiku # 7146, March 16, 2001 6:23 pm ET
by hola of home now
Sitting here at work,
Coding Programs for Ingrates
Bastards all of them.
Haiku # 7145, March 16, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lots from Seattle
Shirking all of their work stuff
Those lazy bastards
Haiku # 7144, March 16, 2001 5:37 pm ET
by freakshow of Austin, Texas
blah blah blah black bleep
have you any bullshit, (yes sir)X2
you are full of it
Haiku # 7143, March 16, 2001 5:35 pm ET
by boo boola
roger that, ditto.
my mind must now be at ease.
no more syllables.
Haiku # 7142, March 16, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by thegrue of leaving soon too
Good night cenobyte
See you on Monday after
haiku weekend rest
Haiku # 7141, March 16, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by hola of out the door
nirvana would be
to work in same building as
these haiku masters

then i would not be
working for peanuts up here
in cold saskatoon
Haiku # 7140, March 16, 2001 5:00 pm ET
by cenobyte of going home
O grand haiku, 5
7-5, three lines of ab-
solute wonderment
Haiku # 7139, March 16, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by hola of almost gone
if not nirvana
i vouch that pearl jam, also,
does excellent grunge.
Haiku # 7138, March 16, 2001 4:53 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
cenobyte, please don't
despair, haiku nirvana
is attainable
Haiku # 7137, March 16, 2001 4:52 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
brain melting through shoes
dribbling out all open pores
haiku is hard work!!!
Haiku # 7136, March 16, 2001 4:50 pm ET
by thegrue of heaven
bad haiku getting
worse as the day rolls on, been
submitting since 10
Haiku # 7135, March 16, 2001 4:47 pm ET
by hola of end of the day
compression is hard
compression is limiting
compression is fun
Haiku # 7134, March 16, 2001 4:46 pm ET
by monkeyking of shoppertainment
soon is weekend-time?
time for recharging haiku
writing batteries?
Haiku # 7133, March 16, 2001 4:45 pm ET
by thegrue of elsewhere
hola, your haiku
encapsulates paradox
in distilled form!
Haiku # 7132, March 16, 2001 4:44 pm ET
by thegrue of own world
Jack chick.. HAW! HAW! HAW!
fundie luvs jeebus too much
must be sacrificed
Haiku # 7131, March 16, 2001 4:44 pm ET
by hola of oblivion
jack t. chick..Satan's
favorite minion, thinks he is
God's favorite pet
Haiku # 7130, March 16, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by hola of lost in a chick tract
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