oh no! hola's home's
been haikued! addiction's hand
is at work here, no?

I am not at work
Eat your hearts out, you cube
farm dwelling victims

Sitting here at work,
Coding Programs for Ingrates
Bastards all of them.

Lots from Seattle
Shirking all of their work stuff
Those lazy bastards

blah blah blah black bleep
have you any bullshit, (yes sir)X2
you are full of it

roger that, ditto.
my mind must now be at ease.
no more syllables.

Good night cenobyte
See you on Monday after
haiku weekend rest

nirvana would be
to work in same building as
these haiku masters

then i would not be
working for peanuts up here
in cold saskatoon

O grand haiku, 5
7-5, three lines of ab-
solute wonderment

if not nirvana
i vouch that pearl jam, also,
does excellent grunge.

cenobyte, please don't
despair, haiku nirvana
is attainable

brain melting through shoes
dribbling out all open pores
haiku is hard work!!!

bad haiku getting
worse as the day rolls on, been
submitting since 10

compression is hard
compression is limiting
compression is fun

soon is weekend-time?
time for recharging haiku
writing batteries?

hola, your haiku
encapsulates paradox
in distilled form!

Jack chick.. HAW! HAW! HAW!
fundie luvs jeebus too much
must be sacrificed

jack t. chick..Satan's
favorite minion, thinks he is
God's favorite pet

j chick is satan
to worship him is divine
he's humble, evil

you never wake up
never eat, sleep, or cease to
dance on weary knees

thegrue, I cannot
abide by Satan worship--
J. Chick disapproves

hola and thegrue
work in haiku nirvana
cenobyte, not so.

Well, has anyone
else noticed how haiku sounds
a lot like Yoda?

haiku poets will
rise up and conquer the world!
later, though. beer first.

hola, i agree--
soft rock sucks. UP WITH METAL!
WORSHIP THE DEVIL!

thegrue, I cannot
abide by soft rock--music
for suburbia

first was bad haiku
next spoke in haiku always
now, friends are angry

bringing you the best
hits of seventies, eighties,
and today. haiku.

luscious poetics
under our society
like craters of rock

c calculator
listens to much nine inch nails
s/he must be bitter

five then seven-five
that is standard! not too hard!
not too soft! ROCK ON!

time passes slowly
they pay by the hour here
even on friday

who the heck is coo-
kie calculator? standards
are low but exist

coworkers mock me
they say i wear too much black
who does their laundry?

makes me cringe
I bite my tongue
and melt your mind
let me invade you
and go though you
exposing all your sins

hola, your haiku
halo helps hordes. god i love
alliteration.

well grue, it appears
others are envious of
our bad haiku skillz

the best thing ever
is bad haiku written here
during my "work" day.

Oh weasel young weasel
give me some skin
soft frilly moss gentle stubbly
fur cleanses my soul
unwrapped around my keister
i rubbed to perfection
until my warmth
dripped out
like a leaky faucet
all over the animals

bad, good. good, bad. worse.
better? hardly. horrid. ugh.
my words lie limp-like.

up in a high tree
i slowly glance up to see
a bird poop on me

have mercy on me
today is my first day of
posting bad haiku

first comes love, then comes
marriage, then they'll name their child
"holagrue haiku"

the grue and hola
sittin in a tree, p-o
-s-t-i-n-g

beer for lunch is bad
no, wait. What am I saying?
beer for lunch is GOOD!

Wake Forest got beat!
Butler did it. I bet the
trees and birds are pissed!

wrigley's juicy fruit.
keep foil wrapper to put gum
in after use. (thanks)

i like girls. oh girls.
sweet lovely nice pretty girls.
why do they hate me!

St patrick's day--when
even the sober can be
drunken fools. rejoice!