five then seven-five
that is standard! not too hard!
not too soft! ROCK ON!
by thegrue of here
time passes slowly
they pay by the hour here
even on friday
by cenobyte of far, far away from the city of venerable bad haiku masters
who the heck is coo-
kie calculator? standards
are low but exist
by hola of on my butt.
coworkers mock me
they say i wear too much black
who does their laundry?
by cenobyte of nowhere near thegrue, who is down the hall from hola
makes me cringe
I bite my tongue
and melt your mind
let me invade you
and go though you
exposing all your sins
by Cookie Calculator of Below You
hola, your haiku
halo helps hordes. god i love
alliteration.
by thegrue of hall down
well grue, it appears
others are envious of
our bad haiku skillz
by hola of down the hall
the best thing ever
is bad haiku written here
during my "work" day.
by thegrue of somewhere
Oh weasel young weasel
give me some skin
soft frilly moss gentle stubbly
fur cleanses my soul
unwrapped around my keister
i rubbed to perfection
until my warmth
dripped out
like a leaky faucet
all over the animals
by Tawny KittyBoy of New York Fucking City
bad, good. good, bad. worse.
better? hardly. horrid. ugh.
my words lie limp-like.
by thegrue of no trees!
up in a high tree
i slowly glance up to see
a bird poop on me
by jason of worcester, ma
have mercy on me
today is my first day of
posting bad haiku
by hola of here... no, HERE
first comes love, then comes
marriage, then they'll name their child
"holagrue haiku"
by the fourth way of seattle
the grue and hola
sittin in a tree, p-o
-s-t-i-n-g
by the fourth way of seattle
beer for lunch is bad
no, wait. What am I saying?
beer for lunch is GOOD!
by hola of in my cups
Wake Forest got beat!
Butler did it. I bet the
trees and birds are pissed!
by The Fourth Way of seattle
wrigley's juicy fruit.
keep foil wrapper to put gum
in after use. (thanks)
by thegrue of here
i like girls. oh girls.
sweet lovely nice pretty girls.
why do they hate me!
by thegrue of angelina's *ahem*
St patrick's day--when
even the sober can be
drunken fools. rejoice!
by hola of pot of gold
like Angelina?
she has good points; I prefer
The Gladiator
by Hola of russell crowe's pants
Bureaucrats depart
Singing praises of Friday.
Workers they are not!
by teirnon of the slough
crash override, meet
acid burn. hack the planet!
oh, angelina. . . . .
by thegrue of down the wire from hola
Anticomputer!
Windows hates me today.. feh
*crash tinkle* reboot.
by hola of down the road from thegrue
john ashberry writes.
so do i. who is better?
me? him? neither? you.
by thegrue of down the well from hola
strange haircuts, cardboard
guitars, and computer samples.
inf. society.
by thegrue of down the vector from hola
greenlight, your penguins
are supine, superb, wugga!
delicious! grand! keen!
by thegrue of down the road from hola
coffee! cheese! crackers!
cookies! confections! chowder!
criminality!
by thegrue of down the river from hola
return is not tab
one takes you to a new box
the other is dumb
by thegrue of down the path from hola
by thegrue of down the pike from hola
Good haiku--can't find
any around this godfor
saken place--feh! Pft!
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
good haiku, OY VEY
squirts out from my parker 51
rainbow concept flow
by mondongo of volkswagon bus
I just don't get it
Why do we write bad haikus?
Must be the pretzels
by Metamorph of Commack
always hit return.
it screws everything up if
you dont hit return.
by greenlight, sorry
i once knew a really great guy, and he had red hair but not like the normal red hair people normally have his hair was red because it was on fire and i just wanted to tell you even though i couldnt condense it into 5-7-5 thank you
by greenlight the almost adequate
i've gotta go now
Here-read my toe tag: it says
"he overhaikued"
by the Fourth Way of seattle
caffeine -- nectar o'
the gods, day or night, coffee
or cola.. 'sall good
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
GO TO YELLOW 5
DOT COM FOR HAPPINESS AND
MUCH PENGUINS. WUGGA!
by GREENLIGHT
well evidently
the best part of waking up
is drinking coffee
by the fourth way of seattle
when the foreign man
said, "she makes good sex, she does,
she is now my wife".
by greenlight, hand on bearded chin
caffeine caffeine caf
feine caffeine caffeine caffeine
caffeine caffeine caf
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
You guys are funny
I'm addicted to your site
Please post more haiku's!
by TurnipGreen
Swedish runners bolt
towards the border, heading
for the Finnish line
by The Fourth Way of seattle
my coworkers are
talking in chit-chat circles,
i write the haiku
by greenlight, prolific sergeant
clock, you tick slowly.
clock, odd spoked broken wheel, you
pull my day apart.
by greenlight, newly relaxed
fark dot com, do fark
they have news, many boobies
submit to fark now!
by hola of down the gutter from thegrue
say not for who the
rule drools, ghouls. your stools drools, fools:
for whom there're no rules.
by boo
English majors rule
Why else would they offer those
classes in snob'ry?
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
english majors rule.
all the others? they do drool.
see ya back in school.
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
submit no haiku
before it's time - look for the
monkey that you shine.
by boo
elitist great minds
patterns of thought travel paths
equal, same, alike
by thegrue, with prompting from hola of down the hall from hola
