Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

Bureaucrats depart
Singing praises of Friday.
Workers they are not!
Haiku # 7096, March 16, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by teirnon of the slough
crash override, meet
acid burn. hack the planet!
oh, angelina. . . . .
Haiku # 7095, March 16, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by thegrue of down the wire from hola
Anticomputer!
Windows hates me today.. feh
*crash tinkle* reboot.
Haiku # 7094, March 16, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by hola of down the road from thegrue
john ashberry writes.
so do i. who is better?
me? him? neither? you.
Haiku # 7093, March 16, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by thegrue of down the well from hola
strange haircuts, cardboard
guitars, and computer samples.
inf. society.
Haiku # 7092, March 16, 2001 3:45 pm ET
by thegrue of down the vector from hola
greenlight, your penguins
are supine, superb, wugga!
delicious! grand! keen!
Haiku # 7091, March 16, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by thegrue of down the road from hola
coffee! cheese! crackers!
cookies! confections! chowder!
criminality!
Haiku # 7090, March 16, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by thegrue of down the river from hola
return is not tab
one takes you to a new box
the other is dumb
Haiku # 7089, March 16, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by thegrue of down the path from hola
Haiku # 7088, March 16, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by thegrue of down the pike from hola
Good haiku--can't find
any around this godfor
saken place--feh! Pft!
Haiku # 7087, March 16, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
good haiku, OY VEY
squirts out from my parker 51
rainbow concept flow
Haiku # 7086, March 16, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by mondongo of volkswagon bus
I just don't get it
Why do we write bad haikus?
Must be the pretzels
Haiku # 7085, March 16, 2001 3:09 pm ET
by Metamorph of Commack
always hit return.
it screws everything up if
you dont hit return.
Haiku # 7084, March 16, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by greenlight, sorry
i once knew a really great guy, and he had red hair but not like the normal red hair people normally have his hair was red because it was on fire and i just wanted to tell you even though i couldnt condense it into 5-7-5 thank you
Haiku # 7083, March 16, 2001 2:47 pm ET
by greenlight the almost adequate
i've gotta go now
Here-read my toe tag: it says
"he overhaikued"
Haiku # 7082, March 16, 2001 2:36 pm ET
by the Fourth Way of seattle
caffeine -- nectar o'
the gods, day or night, coffee
or cola.. 'sall good
Haiku # 7081, March 16, 2001 2:35 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
GO TO YELLOW 5
DOT COM FOR HAPPINESS AND
MUCH PENGUINS. WUGGA!
Haiku # 7080, March 16, 2001 2:34 pm ET
by GREENLIGHT
well evidently
the best part of waking up
is drinking coffee
Haiku # 7079, March 16, 2001 2:33 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
when the foreign man
said, "she makes good sex, she does,
she is now my wife".
Haiku # 7078, March 16, 2001 2:33 pm ET
by greenlight, hand on bearded chin
caffeine caffeine caf
feine caffeine caffeine caffeine
caffeine caffeine caf
Haiku # 7077, March 16, 2001 2:33 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
You guys are funny
I'm addicted to your site
Please post more haiku's!
Haiku # 7076, March 16, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by TurnipGreen
Swedish runners bolt
towards the border, heading
for the Finnish line
Haiku # 7075, March 16, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
my coworkers are
talking in chit-chat circles,
i write the haiku
Haiku # 7074, March 16, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by greenlight, prolific sergeant
clock, you tick slowly.
clock, odd spoked broken wheel, you
pull my day apart.
Haiku # 7073, March 16, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by greenlight, newly relaxed
fark dot com, do fark
they have news, many boobies
submit to fark now!
Haiku # 7072, March 16, 2001 2:28 pm ET
by hola of down the gutter from thegrue
say not for who the
rule drools, ghouls. your stools drools, fools:
for whom there're no rules.
Haiku # 7071, March 16, 2001 2:28 pm ET
by boo
English majors rule
Why else would they offer those
classes in snob'ry?
Haiku # 7070, March 16, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
english majors rule.
all the others? they do drool.
see ya back in school.
Haiku # 7069, March 16, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
submit no haiku
before it's time - look for the
monkey that you shine.
Haiku # 7068, March 16, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by boo
elitist great minds
patterns of thought travel paths
equal, same, alike
Haiku # 7067, March 16, 2001 2:23 pm ET
by thegrue, with prompting from hola of down the hall from hola
Boo, you are very
wrong, E A Poe's raven used
to "quoth, Nevermore!"
Haiku # 7066, March 16, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
Haiku # 7065, March 16, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by boosubmit no haiku
pardon empty lines
i hit return much too soon
so sweet and so cold
Haiku # 7064, March 16, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
robert smith sings song
of joy at end of the week:
Friday I'm In Love
Haiku # 7063, March 16, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
radio! the knobs
have all fallen! the button
won't respond! alas!
Haiku # 7062, March 16, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by greenlight, now personally to the fourth way, apparently
cheaper than e-mail,
and takes less thought than a slap
back up side the head
Haiku # 7061, March 16, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by boo
Haiku # 7060, March 16, 2001 2:20 pm ET
by robert smith sings song
when all else goes wrong
there can only be one way
to solve problems: beer.
Haiku # 7059, March 16, 2001 2:17 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
boring each other?
boring here, loving it; quoth
raven, "nothing more!"
Haiku # 7058, March 16, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by boo
b-naked ladies
sing song of fulfilling joy
title: Alcohol
Haiku # 7057, March 16, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
greenlight, i give you
the uh...well.. um...the greenlight
--turn on the radio
Haiku # 7056, March 16, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
victimization

pretended victims
underfoot to brag you bang
fall guy's fantasy
Haiku # 7055, March 16, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by boo
monsters under bed
good old-fashioned nightmare fuel
they're in the closet
Haiku # 7054, March 16, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
the fourth way, i must
tell you, that's the only song
whose lyrics i know.
Haiku # 7053, March 16, 2001 2:10 pm ET
by greenlight, fascinated
green, red, white, yellow.
moutain dew. joyful liquid.
save me from fatigue.
Haiku # 7052, March 16, 2001 2:09 pm ET
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
I am glad YOUR lives
are worthless and I don't need
to know all you are.
Haiku # 7051, March 16, 2001 2:09 pm ET
by boo
i'm going to hit you
baby, quite a few more times.
NO britney spears please!
Haiku # 7050, March 16, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
fat chick lures you in,
moves towards you with a smile
then the lights go out
Haiku # 7049, March 16, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
fat chick lures you in,
moves towards you with a smile
then the lights go out
Haiku # 7048, March 16, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
my loneliness is
killing me. i must confess,
i still belee-eeve
Haiku # 7047, March 16, 2001 2:06 pm ET
by greenlight person
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