Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

thegrue, I cannot
abide by soft rock--music
for suburbia
Haiku # 7121, March 16, 2001 4:32 pm ET
by hola of cynically contributing bad haiku
first was bad haiku
next spoke in haiku always
now, friends are angry
Haiku # 7120, March 16, 2001 4:32 pm ET
by cenobyte of not at home
bringing you the best
hits of seventies, eighties,
and today. haiku.
Haiku # 7119, March 16, 2001 4:30 pm ET
by thegrue of not here
luscious poetics
under our society
like craters of rock
Haiku # 7118, March 16, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by thegrue of city of the haiku drunk
c calculator
listens to much nine inch nails
s/he must be bitter
Haiku # 7117, March 16, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by cenobyte of bitterly writing bad haiku from work
five then seven-five
that is standard! not too hard!
not too soft! ROCK ON!
Haiku # 7116, March 16, 2001 4:27 pm ET
by thegrue of here
time passes slowly
they pay by the hour here
even on friday
Haiku # 7115, March 16, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by cenobyte of far, far away from the city of venerable bad haiku masters
who the heck is coo-
kie calculator? standards
are low but exist
Haiku # 7114, March 16, 2001 4:22 pm ET
by hola of on my butt.
coworkers mock me
they say i wear too much black
who does their laundry?
Haiku # 7113, March 16, 2001 4:21 pm ET
by cenobyte of nowhere near thegrue, who is down the hall from hola

makes me cringe
I bite my tongue
and melt your mind
let me invade you
and go though you
exposing all your sins
Haiku # 7112, March 16, 2001 4:18 pm ET
by Cookie Calculator of Below You
hola, your haiku
halo helps hordes. god i love
alliteration.
Haiku # 7111, March 16, 2001 4:18 pm ET
by thegrue of hall down
well grue, it appears
others are envious of
our bad haiku skillz
Haiku # 7110, March 16, 2001 4:16 pm ET
by hola of down the hall
the best thing ever
is bad haiku written here
during my "work" day.
Haiku # 7109, March 16, 2001 4:16 pm ET
by thegrue of somewhere
Oh weasel young weasel
give me some skin
soft frilly moss gentle stubbly
fur cleanses my soul
unwrapped around my keister
i rubbed to perfection
until my warmth
dripped out
like a leaky faucet
all over the animals
Haiku # 7108, March 16, 2001 4:15 pm ET
by Tawny KittyBoy of New York Fucking City
bad, good. good, bad. worse.
better? hardly. horrid. ugh.
my words lie limp-like.
Haiku # 7107, March 16, 2001 4:14 pm ET
by thegrue of no trees!
up in a high tree
i slowly glance up to see
a bird poop on me
Haiku # 7106, March 16, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by jason of worcester, ma
have mercy on me
today is my first day of
posting bad haiku
Haiku # 7105, March 16, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by hola of here... no, HERE
first comes love, then comes
marriage, then they'll name their child
"holagrue haiku"
Haiku # 7104, March 16, 2001 4:08 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
the grue and hola
sittin in a tree, p-o
-s-t-i-n-g
Haiku # 7103, March 16, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
beer for lunch is bad
no, wait. What am I saying?
beer for lunch is GOOD!
Haiku # 7102, March 16, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by hola of in my cups
Wake Forest got beat!
Butler did it. I bet the
trees and birds are pissed!
Haiku # 7101, March 16, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
wrigley's juicy fruit.
keep foil wrapper to put gum
in after use. (thanks)
Haiku # 7100, March 16, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by thegrue of here
i like girls. oh girls.
sweet lovely nice pretty girls.
why do they hate me!
Haiku # 7099, March 16, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by thegrue of angelina's *ahem*
St patrick's day--when
even the sober can be
drunken fools. rejoice!
Haiku # 7098, March 16, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by hola of pot of gold
like Angelina?
she has good points; I prefer
The Gladiator
Haiku # 7097, March 16, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by Hola of russell crowe's pants
Bureaucrats depart
Singing praises of Friday.
Workers they are not!
Haiku # 7096, March 16, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by teirnon of the slough
crash override, meet
acid burn. hack the planet!
oh, angelina. . . . .
Haiku # 7095, March 16, 2001 3:52 pm ET
by thegrue of down the wire from hola
Anticomputer!
Windows hates me today.. feh
*crash tinkle* reboot.
Haiku # 7094, March 16, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by hola of down the road from thegrue
john ashberry writes.
so do i. who is better?
me? him? neither? you.
Haiku # 7093, March 16, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by thegrue of down the well from hola
strange haircuts, cardboard
guitars, and computer samples.
inf. society.
Haiku # 7092, March 16, 2001 3:45 pm ET
by thegrue of down the vector from hola
greenlight, your penguins
are supine, superb, wugga!
delicious! grand! keen!
Haiku # 7091, March 16, 2001 3:43 pm ET
by thegrue of down the road from hola
coffee! cheese! crackers!
cookies! confections! chowder!
criminality!
Haiku # 7090, March 16, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by thegrue of down the river from hola
return is not tab
one takes you to a new box
the other is dumb
Haiku # 7089, March 16, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by thegrue of down the path from hola
Haiku # 7088, March 16, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by thegrue of down the pike from hola
Good haiku--can't find
any around this godfor
saken place--feh! Pft!
Haiku # 7087, March 16, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
good haiku, OY VEY
squirts out from my parker 51
rainbow concept flow
Haiku # 7086, March 16, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by mondongo of volkswagon bus
I just don't get it
Why do we write bad haikus?
Must be the pretzels
Haiku # 7085, March 16, 2001 3:09 pm ET
by Metamorph of Commack
always hit return.
it screws everything up if
you dont hit return.
Haiku # 7084, March 16, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by greenlight, sorry
i once knew a really great guy, and he had red hair but not like the normal red hair people normally have his hair was red because it was on fire and i just wanted to tell you even though i couldnt condense it into 5-7-5 thank you
Haiku # 7083, March 16, 2001 2:47 pm ET
by greenlight the almost adequate
i've gotta go now
Here-read my toe tag: it says
"he overhaikued"
Haiku # 7082, March 16, 2001 2:36 pm ET
by the Fourth Way of seattle
caffeine -- nectar o'
the gods, day or night, coffee
or cola.. 'sall good
Haiku # 7081, March 16, 2001 2:35 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
GO TO YELLOW 5
DOT COM FOR HAPPINESS AND
MUCH PENGUINS. WUGGA!
Haiku # 7080, March 16, 2001 2:34 pm ET
by GREENLIGHT
well evidently
the best part of waking up
is drinking coffee
Haiku # 7079, March 16, 2001 2:33 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
when the foreign man
said, "she makes good sex, she does,
she is now my wife".
Haiku # 7078, March 16, 2001 2:33 pm ET
by greenlight, hand on bearded chin
caffeine caffeine caf
feine caffeine caffeine caffeine
caffeine caffeine caf
Haiku # 7077, March 16, 2001 2:33 pm ET
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
You guys are funny
I'm addicted to your site
Please post more haiku's!
Haiku # 7076, March 16, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by TurnipGreen
Swedish runners bolt
towards the border, heading
for the Finnish line
Haiku # 7075, March 16, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
my coworkers are
talking in chit-chat circles,
i write the haiku
Haiku # 7074, March 16, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by greenlight, prolific sergeant
clock, you tick slowly.
clock, odd spoked broken wheel, you
pull my day apart.
Haiku # 7073, March 16, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by greenlight, newly relaxed
fark dot com, do fark
they have news, many boobies
submit to fark now!
Haiku # 7072, March 16, 2001 2:28 pm ET
by hola of down the gutter from thegrue
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