My bladder pressure
So high after eight Keystones
I chip porcelain
by Jarvitron of of MANCHUA
Coworker respect
is hard to retain after
sleeping through your shift
by Jarvitron of of MANCHUA
Let the doggie out!
A penny sticks to my foot
Lucky, lucky, me.
by Mary N. of Richmond, Va
Where the hell are ya?
Where the hell have I been too?
Too many places.
by Matt for Mellie of Bali
Gallbladder puffs up
Pain is exquisitly harsh
Thank you, vicodin!
by Brett of Vicodin Land
week long bombardment
weekend dampens explosion
de-escalation
by mellie
thought ours was the last.
it was also sweet so sweet
and the bride wore pink
by mellie
Seems like a time warp.
The band plays "True Love", they grin,
cut the cake, then kiss.
by mellie, for Tracey and Andrew
by new form haiku madness
god this movie is
so flawed! as if the dust off
pilots wouldnt have been
following the
battle with the aliens!
are we supposed to
belive they stopped
to let 'spunkmyer' take a leak
with door wide open?
by ash, android, aliens theme
by ash, android, aliens theme
11 pm,
where is everyone? sidewalks
rolled up...seatle?
by Anonymous Poet
she has puffy eye's
not extreme like betty d.
a soul-full effect
gwynth paltrow too
sometimes, and the younger
lucille ball; stunning!
What ! isnt this the
movie actor chat forum?????
what's a haiku??????
by on and on and on! don't stop!
seriously though
i will have to check other
of cartwrights movies
hmm, prime suspect, the
birds!, slipping down life-tyler,
witches of eastwick
Invasion of the
body snatchers the second one
on and on, dont stop!
by ash, alien, lambert theme
nice nips on ripley
boney behind though, Cartwright
Rocks, as lambert
Veronica hmm....
she's been acting forever
and she kissed beaver
onscreen for the first
time back in the 50's, wow
Leave it to Beaver!
by ash, alien, ripley, lambert theme
closet full of rags
i slave to survive or i
languish near death
by Anonymous Poet
closet full of rags
either slaving to survive
or facing the blade
by Anonymous Poet
Fripp Hilariumps
Blurbsamael Ripst Fargamuel
Playlarts Van Slappy
by Farkus Cluck of South Carolina
Hot wings delishuss
I belch, rub eyes, scratch dick, then
--Blind, burning--weep
by Ulysse Merou of Soror
element! stack up!
breach, bang and clear! go! go! go!
subdue bad haiku!!
by Anonymous Poet
what did he say? "all
your base are belong to us."
what does it mean? nothing.
by elvisgrotto of virginia
Hiho? Hiho? Huh?
Shut up you hoe! Can't you see
You're in my tool shed?
by Frank
All have feelings and
fears, but different means to
spear Orca in her sleep
by Moxie of overbearing capricorn...
Is Nine Inch Nails beast
music or a man screaming
to God, I am in Hell!!!
by Moxie of just this...
why not program new
funny computer language
with haiku rhythm
machines must all try
to understand wily verse
so net can laugh too
by VerbaLizer of NYC
He's a decent draw'r
But what tract-less wastes has
he trodden in his life?
by Moxie of interesting you'd bring Jack T. Chick up
web slackers must count
syllables: 5, 7, 5
to fit haiku form
triplets reflecting
each puddle of consciousness
for your consumption
by VerbaLizer of NYC
badhaiku.com
spins 3 kilobytes of flax
for buddha's delight
by VerbaLizer of NYC
oh no! hola's home's
been haikued! addiction's hand
is at work here, no?
by thegrue of home now too!
I am not at work
Eat your hearts out, you cube
farm dwelling victims
by hola of home now
Sitting here at work,
Coding Programs for Ingrates
Bastards all of them.
by Anonymous Poet
Lots from Seattle
Shirking all of their work stuff
Those lazy bastards
by freakshow of Austin, Texas
blah blah blah black bleep
have you any bullshit, (yes sir)X2
you are full of it
by boo boola
roger that, ditto.
my mind must now be at ease.
no more syllables.
by thegrue of leaving soon too
Good night cenobyte
See you on Monday after
haiku weekend rest
by hola of out the door
nirvana would be
to work in same building as
these haiku masters
then i would not be
working for peanuts up here
in cold saskatoon
by cenobyte of going home
O grand haiku, 5
7-5, three lines of ab-
solute wonderment
by hola of almost gone
if not nirvana
i vouch that pearl jam, also,
does excellent grunge.
by thegrue of down the hall from hola
cenobyte, please don't
despair, haiku nirvana
is attainable
by hola of down the hall from thegrue
brain melting through shoes
dribbling out all open pores
haiku is hard work!!!
by thegrue of heaven
bad haiku getting
worse as the day rolls on, been
submitting since 10
by hola of end of the day
compression is hard
compression is limiting
compression is fun
by monkeyking of shoppertainment
soon is weekend-time?
time for recharging haiku
writing batteries?
by thegrue of elsewhere
hola, your haiku
encapsulates paradox
in distilled form!
by thegrue of own world
