Can I get seconds.
With extra yummy stuffing.
And giblets gravy.
by You bring out the Hannibal in me!
That's when I farted
Like a human turducken
Layers of flavor
by Human Turducken
It's so dark in here
Like the belly of a whale
But I have a plan
by Trapped of Poop Chute
Abomination.
My anus is extended.
It swallows you whole.
Slime envelops you.
Like the drool of Alien.
And it chews you up.
Still you enjoy it.
My God, you're such a pervert.
Even while you die.
by Proctologist's Dream
Examination
Your anus is distended
It's filled with poems
by Old Willow Walk-in Clinic of Just off the Old Willow exit
Examination
Your anus is distended
It's filled with poems
by Old Willow Walk-in Clinic of Just off the Old Willow exit
You absolute filth,
You foul detritus of waste,
Now I must go cry.
by Crying Crybaby of HAIKU
Biscuits and gravy.
Either waffles or pancakes.
With maple syrup.
by Anonymous Poet
Respond to my verse.
I need a witty response.
Answer me, dammit!
by Angry Haiku Poet of NIPPON
Notifications!
They, too, sometimes need more bits
äfteг enough time.
by Adam
The first time hearing
Imagine there's no heaven,
but we are in Hell.
You don't believe me?
Just read some of my poems.
Am I right, or what?
by We're all demons shitting on other sinners. of Doing Satan's work for him.
Sinovac's not great.
Sixty percent effective.
Those fucking Chinese.
by Doesnt work, like their plastic toys. of They made it but cant cure it.
Here's a great idea.
Hey, Janis, let's get married.
Think what we could do.
by Poetry is an infectious social disease of Go spread it around!
Do math in the nude
But have sex with your clothes on.
Just to prove something.
by Cherry flavored edible underwear. of Licorice lick her ass. Twizzle my stick.
George Floyd was a saint.
St. George had an overdose;
Died on Fentanyl.
by Lightning Bolt of Toledo Oh-So-Hio
Listen up, Premchand:
This site is strictly HAIKU.
Sell your meds elsewhere.
by Chicken Karahi of Hyderabad
Tia Titania:
Totalmente torcida
Y tonta también
by La letra T of Plaza Sesamo
Titania Compañía Editorial se reserva el derecho de aceptar o rechazar cualquier solicitud de acceso a La Comunidad, en base a los siguientes extremos, a saber: Compruebe que sus datos facilitados son contrarios a la verdad y/o inexactos.
by medicación of Spain
You sure about that?
Bangkok's known for opium.
Way back in the day.
by Of course Rush will deny it. of Because opiates are soooo evil!
Passage to Bangkok
Is not about opium
Tis about reefer
by Ghost of Neil Peart
Nine plus five is two.
At least from my point of view.
Go look at a clock.
by No, not your fucking digital Timex! of Mod 12, I think they say.
We need some bad math.
Or maybe bad math dot com.
How 'bout it, Janis?
by But it needs to have an option to upload nudes. of Math without nudes is pointless.
Janis is alive!
She wiped out the Russian spam!
Hooray for Janis!
She needs stuff to do
when she's not chasing dragons
(smoking opium).
What got her hooked was
Passage to Bangkok by Rush.
Don't try to deny.
by Poppy Poker.
I was, but must wait.
Too many prying eyeballs.
What an ugly world.
by They want to destroy our freedom. of And we will all be their slaves.
I'll remind you, Darth
You were going to tell me
your email address
by Math groupie of Hanging around the tour bus
I forgot what I
fucking hell goddamn it all
was going to say.
by OldzTimers disease. of Ease, pease, fleas, breeze, please, freeze, he's, bees, knees
Now I am craving
fig leaves with salad dressing.
Extra chunky bleu.
by I blew my bleu.
You'll see when we kiss
Our fig leaves will fall away
There's nothing to hide
by I mean,there IS something to hide of But, please don't on my account
I'm a pucker,
She's a pucker,
He's a pucker.
Wouldn't you like
to be a pucker too.
Be a pucker,
Drink Dr. Figpucker.
Be a pucker,
Drink Dr. Figpucker.
Or something like that.
A fig-flavored soda pop!
Sir, you're a genius!
by Don't think I didn't notice.
There is bad haiku
And then there is Figpucker.
I can smell it now.
by Noticer of Darth of Under Old Tombstone
I love these spam links.
They typically go nowhere.
Still hoping for gold.
Nuclear launch codes.
New York Stock Exchange password.
Lady Gaga's nudes.
Okay, I must know.
What's with you and willow trees?
Why not a fig tree?
You can pluck the figs.
And enjoy them all day long.
Be a Figplucker.
by Darth Figplucker. of I think they are better fresh, but dried is okay too.
Under Old Willow
I'll direct you to the loo
Fill it with haiku
by Floaters of Haiku
My poop does not stink.
Still my butt is squeeky clean.
Not one speck of poop.
by Bidet Salesman of Isle 42, Home Depot
No toilet paper
Says he uses a bidet
Sprays the poop away
by I. Thinx of Darth Stinx (only kidding)
So, whose turd is this?
I think I know. His toilet's
in the village, though.
by Noticer of fecals
Or say, could that be
Robert Frost taking a dump
this snowy evening?
by Jack Frost (no relation but we both were blessed with icicle shaped dinks) of Walking through the woods,carefully
Winter Snow Warning
Be Careful Building Snowmen
The Iceman Cometh
by Hugepeen O'Kneel of Snow Bank (making a deposit)
they are all no good
but there is no worst haiku
only bad haiku
by ash
After nearly a
quarter of a century
which haiku is worst?
by Any thoughts?
Of course they have one.
They have whatever you want.
Because you build them.
by It's good to be God, ain't it? of And He smelled that it was good.
When snow people fart
From where does the gas escape?
They have no anus.
by Christmas of July
Prostitute flatus.
Also known as prosti-toots.
Some Johns pay extra.
I've never smelled worse
than farts of the evil ex.
A sample of hell.
Run with me on this.
If you make a snow woman
and she makes a fart...
That's a frosty-toot!
... okay, enough internet
for today I guess.
by blah blah
On the downhill slide
invest in ball bearing wheels.
It's been FUN, not ERAL.
by I mean real. of Damn typos.
When you find yourself
in love with a nonhuman
It's out of this world!
by Don't come a knockin' of If the spaceship is rockin'
By meditation
completely eliminate
your need to go poop
by Hugh Grunt of Terlit
I'm so offensive
I lost my Farcebook account
for like the fifth time.
by mark fuck her burg is a gaylien robot. of his wife's a Thai lady boy.
Imagine a bowl.
There's no tank or even seat.
Lastly no TP.
Bucket of water.
Carried from a long distance.
Bowls are luxury.
You don't belive me?
Go ask the old carabao
in his mud puddle.
by The truth comes out in the end. of And a few round worms.
It's not subtraction.
It is ellimination.
Illuminating.
by Black light and strobes. of Disco bathroom. Can't tell if the wipe is clean.
Under old willow
I found a dink shaped mushroom
You're a fun guy, Darth
by Noticer of fungi
If I follow you
You say it comes out a hole
But that's subtraction
by Confused about math of Need extra help
