my dad texts my mom
she is very angry now
she says im not normal
by anal beads part 4
oh shit fuckity fuck
shit goddamn fuck im stupid
i done goofed again
by anal beads pt 3
i wait for anal beads
they say they have arrived now
dad called he has them
by anal beads pt.2
i ordered anal beads
i sent them to my dads home
he opened the box
by anal bead part 1
haha sixty nine
funny sex number haha
see count of haiku
by anal cancer of big sad
fucking midget poem
haiku whatever thingy bob
is very much scuffed
by goodanalhygeine of yorknew city
Look at nude midgets
Observe the phenomenon
Table levitates
by Darth Figpucker of Immature Magician for Hire
We’re not wearing masks
When the Viagara kicks in
we'll hump in the streets
by Public Display of Infection
No toilet paper
So I wiped my ass with toast
and charged you 12 bucks
by Hipster Cafe Proprietor of Hipster Cafe
Booger farts on toast
What all the hipsters order
Fuck avocado
by Nelly Boogerfartado of Rooftop Helicopter Landing Pad
Juicy bursts of flavour
Boogers are like bouillon cubes
Pairs well with earwax
by I. Pickham of Nostril Havest Magazine
I do not know how.
Booger farts are a real thing.
That's what google says.
But do boogers fart?
Or just farts from eating them?
Ask some grade school kids.
by Survey says....
Noticer steals
vile vials of bile
to write haiku with.
by Covid molecules are not impressed with your apparent lack of effort to stop them with bad haiku.
Bad Haiku News
Doc steals vaccine vile
Chappelle Covid Positive
Arnold get vaccine
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Bad Haiku News
Joe Biden sworn in
One winning Powerball ticket
Simpsons right again
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Swimming in Loch Ness
Say, now someone’s goosing me
Sea monsters are fun
by Skinny Dipper of Feeling around for my missing bagpipe
I am a robot
Look, I’m seventeen feet tall
I’m constipated
by Gunked Up of Robot Saloon
I'm not a robot
I can make actual poops
By eating people
by Pootronic5000
Can’t be a mirror
Your reflection comes with a
huge elephant’s trunk
by Got junk but no trunk of Mirror
You can also say
that great behinds stink alike.
You sexy beast, you!
by It's like looking in a haiku mirror!
Great minds think alike
That’s what I like about you
Plus you’re kinda hot
by Just another sexy poet of Under old willow
About the cuntfart,
I was thinking the same thing.
But switch F and C.
by Funtcart funtcart funt of Like a fun go cart that smells like day old tuna. Running on fumes.
Listen, this is Q
My new hobby is haiku
You should try it too
by Q of Out of my mind
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
by Anonymous Poet
Listen, this is Q
Here you will find my next clue
Hidden in haiku
by Q of Under Old Willow
Who needs quarantine?!
Have you NEVER dressed your dink
in Barbie doll clothes?
by I thought not. of Just tattoo the damn thing already.
The South Park school nurse.
Ms. Golum fetus parade.
Do you remember?
by She was cool. of Conjoined twin myslexia.
Conjoined headless twin
Mother always liked you best
Now shut the fuck up
by Conjoined Headless Twins for Trump of Pacing
Listen, this is Q
Where we go one we go all
We’re taking a shit
by Group Effort of Latrine
Listen, this is Q
Looking for a new Shaman
Bring your own horns, please
by Direct Deposit of Manure Bank
Listen, this is Q
John F. Kennedy Jr.
has left the building
by Q-Tip of Pushed in too far
Quarantined and bored?
Have you ever dressed your dink
in Barbie doll clothes?
by Members Only monthly subscription box of Tiny shoes even stay on with natural “glue” (not included)
It’s like the nation
Passed a YUGE Orange kaka
after much grunting
by Rhoda Rooter of Patooter
plus ca change encore
the end of one weird era
for the time being
by ash
Give me more money.
I'll pay you back tomorrow.
You're such a good friend.
by I love you, brother!
China is happy.
So now it's back to Business.
Import more cheap shit.
by Fidget toys and fart smones. of 1.6 year life span
*sparklers.
by See, already getting back to normal. of Typos and all.
Now Biden's POTUS.
Corona will disappear.
Funny how that works.
Because of vaccines.
That is what "experts" will say.
But it's all Biden.
All back to normal.
Fourth of July Freedom Fest.
Orgies and spaklers.
by DW
having drained us all
there's one good thing about trump
he's leaving the swamp
by ash
Almost every day
Darth Figpucker sprays his bum
after a big poop
by Taint Clean of Fart Farm
Have you ever thought
The ocean is like a soup
Live seafood chowder
by Noticed of Details of Shore
of course you know that
I don’t want you in my car
It’s your flatulence
by Flatulence of will get you nowhere
I ate a whole pint
of Cherry Garcia, bruh
We must be psychic
by I’d rather not say of Exploding glucometer
I'm not a huge fan.
But Main Street sure was a blast.
Veggie burritos!
by and tripping balls.
So, how many shows...
A little less than fifty
Eighties and nineties
by Never saw them in the pig pen era.
Just say N2O.
The good old nitrous oxide.
Waaa waaa waaa waaa waaa
by Steve Martin of Dentist's Office.
Laughing gas balloons.
Huffed plenty of them back then.
And sold them also.
by Good times!
Jut a box of pain?
That made my ass laugh out loud
Which is a problem.
My ass should not laugh
Or maybe it's McNuggets
Making laughing gas
by Phil Lesh of Huffing butts
How many Dead shows
did you attend back in the
proverbial day?
by Puddled and Cuddled.
You needed Phil Lesh
to warn you about McDo?
Just a Box of Pain.
by Unhappy meals. of Adult toy surprise in the box.
