I racked my balls hard on the bicycle's middle bar when i had to stop quicklty and I am sure vhs finds this to be the most entertaining thing hes heard all week. He needs a blow job. Someone volunteer.
by Anonymous Poet
Remember how cool
'Momma mia et me go'
was back in the day.
by Freddie Krueger liquid heavy meyal
Just get over it
Trumps loss was so fucking huuuuuge
Even Willie Barr knows
by Now go back to your tinker bell tv
Fatass William Barr
Swamp toad par excellence
Shows us who he is.
by Ribit Like An Amphibian of Republican Deep Swamp
Marxists: they rely
On those too stupid to know
What Marxism is.
by Vladimir Illyich Jones of Detroit Motor City y'all
Raped by cotton swab.
Nasally violated.
Will I get pregnant?
by DW of Lablab. (I am sexually hyperactive, thanks for asking.)
The milkman's daughter
Blushes with each gentle pull
'til the bucket's full
by I. Mayhave of Watched The Wicker Man too many times
Covid cow is dead.
Globalists milked her to death
trying to get reset.
by Mooooooo of Swinging Udders
The Dr. asks Darth
Are you sexually active?
"I'm jerking off now."
by Physician's Office of Phillipines
The censors nixed me.
My Odysee led me here:
"Payback's a Bitchute".
https://tinyurl.com/yyqcd5cj
by Jacob Rosenbaum of Hell
Do you charge extra
to bathe my anus with love?
One hundred pisos?
Yes, that's my rectum.
No, it's not a fire hose.
Though it's got pressure.
by dw of I'll use it to paint your house.
What's the difference, Darth?
Are farts the same thing as shit?
Like water and ice?
by S. Brownstain of Flatulent Earth Society
They hang in the air
The same way that goodbye does when it's forever
by Toot
Molecules of farts
Under magnification
Reveal Hitler's face
by Noticer of Details of Behind microscope
Darth Darth Darth...(unh)...Darth
Darth (unh) Whorrendous Darth GOSH
I'm farting a lot.
by Methane, Myself and Ithane
fart fart fart fart fart
fart fart fart fart fart fart fart
fart fart fart fart fart
by unknown of Fart Farm
Bought forty acres
Starting up my own Fart Farm
Guess it's milking time
by Fart Farmer of Fart Farm
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
this sums up 2020
by Your mom of Texas
vhs won't eat
He's been off his feed these days
Ever since Trump lost
by Noticer of Details of Under old willow
We'll take care of you
Would you like a sponge bath, Darth?
We're smoking hot twins...
by Bathy Kates of Conjoined
Who will we eat first?
I say vhs; he's clean.
Got knows what I have!
by dw of Air Borne Ebola
Let's talk about it
Let's talk cannibalism
Fuck talking, let's eat
by Cannibal of I smell Hoomans
It's near to farting.
The British one-fourth penny
is called a farthing.
They should also have
a shithing and pithing coin too.
They they'll be complete.
by A full range of functions.
You seen that snake guy?
He gets high off snake venom.
Injects it often.
He never gets sick.
It gives him super powers.
At least it's not meth.
by I think I'll try jelly fish venom. of :-O
A coincidence?
You walked past the snake charmer
and got a boner
by I. Sawit of Surveillance cameras
I don't want to see
Your colony down under.
(Butt maybe Ash does...)
by Don't Make an Ass of Yourself of Netherworlds of Darth
I clicked on that link
It looked like an abacus
shoved in a ham
It was your asshole!
I must say, you are handsome
from either end, Darth
by Your secret admirer of Either End
Picnics and parties.
Cute puppy dogs and kittens.
Fluffy clouds and stuff.
by Everything is fine. of Trust me.
Maybe a world run
by the New Chinese Empire
might not be so bad.
by Criminals flourish under communism. of And I am nothing if not a criminal. Whores? Check. Drugs? Check. Weapons? Check. Surfboard? Check.
That last post links to
a picture of my asshole.
In case you need it.
by dw
https://static.ffx.io/images/$zoom_0.346%2C$multiply_2.1164%2C$ratio_1.5%2C$width_756%2C$x_86%2C$y_0/t_crop_custom/q_62%2Cf_auto/fc5a4891a86ecae4caee529c6ee5b87297165119
by Anonymous Poet
all hail xi xinping
emperor who will be king
world dynastic fling
by ash of a colony down under
i see he is still
at it and i have lost all faith
in syllables.
by vhs
Great TP idea.
2020 calendar.
Year's not over yet.
What shite occurs next?
I can hardly wait to see.
Planet of The Apes.
by Put the funt back in the cart. of NOW!
I just took a shit
Then I wiped my big fat ass
with the calendar
by Father Time of (Flushing Sound)
Standing in the queue
Your breath has fogged my glasses
Six feet is the rule
by Betty LeBomb
Ching Chong Chinaman:
Didn't know how to milk a cow
(Except H. Biden.)
by Worthy Gentleman of Celestial Kingdom
Chinese
Japanese
Dirty knees
Look at these!
by Baby Firefly
Me Chinee
Me play joke
Me put pee pee
In yo Coke.
by Wong on so many revels. of PRC
Don't care for it Clem.
Snakes and rat and dog in there.
Cain't we have corn-pone?
by Appalachian Takeout of China Pearl 20 minutes you pick up order ok?
Lotus lake of jade
Quan-yin smiles: heavenly peace.
Military drones.
by Quan-yin Ex-husband of Celestial Realms
Chinee proverb say:
"No Tickee no Laundry." Ha.
Now get back to work.
by Ching Chong Chinaman of Firedrill
Serioulsy though, if you see how the Chinese keep down the poorer surrounding countries, you'd hate the commies too. Fucking criminals. Nothing but Big Time Gangsters.
by I wish I was one of them. :-O of dw
If that was covid,
I am not impressed at all.
Had worse hangovers.
You can blame China.
Fear, the cheap commodity.
It's all about Trump.
That's how they react
to an arrogant pervert
who won't take their shit.
Serioulsy though, started as sore throat, became runny nose, mild congestion and cough, and now on 5th day I feel like I could fuck a bunch of dirty whores on cocaine and go for a 5 mile jog.
by Can we just nuke China and get it over with? of Come on, Trump, you still have time.
The lonely Frenchman
Fucks a dozen stale croissants
Filling eclairs next
by Eatthis Pilaf of France
Get lubricated
Say, we need some mood music
to write these Haikus
by Venus of In the House
Because you like games
Wearing me chastity belt
I've swallowed the key
by Player of Fun City
French fries are not French.
They drown them in manonaise.
I could not live there.
by Well, they do have nude beaches... of Maybe. Add to their mayonaise.
Vous n'etes que des cons.
De ca j'en suis tres tres sur...
En garde, monsieur.
by Le Compte de Chie-en-Lit of Feudal Aristokrasy
"Smoke on ze watt air--
A fie air een ze ska yi.."
(De la bonne musique)
by Ian Gillan's French Maid of Shallow Purple
