You ever wake up at 3:00 am or thereabouts to take a leak and then write a quick haiku, only forgetting to take the piss and find yourself pissing your pajamas while sitting at the computer and then urine stream runs out to the cheap exposed wires under your $11259 VR computer and it forms a closed circuit b/w you and the computer and the shock gives you a boner and makes you lose bowel control?
Yeah, me too.
Kind of fun, isn't it?

Dating the doorknob?
Afrald of getting knocked up?
Ring Bell. Entry in rear.

Among the questions
Asked to those that I have fucked
Is it in this time?

A sad story
She knocked on his door for so long
He hid because he was afraid
When he did open up she was gone
No goodbye heard
No blame
The end

Good friend, severed head
Simulate cunnilingus
2 D batteries

Decapitation
Means that you can't suck my dick
So lets just be friends

That very same thing
Happened to my great grandpa
After the big war
His legs got blown off
Started itching like crazy
Grew two big ding dongs

I saw a tree that had been cut down
A branch grew from the stump
Makes me smile

Mathematics Man
When I hear that song by Heart
I think of your cock

Coffee can increase the blood flow by 30% and that's just the perfect thing for me to ingest. I will start jogging again, drink lots of coffee, take vitamin E. We can do this! Don't just think positive, think HIV positive!

How many Poptarts
could one buy with a 2 pence
numismatic coin?

Oh, and by the way,
it was nearly pure copper.
Rather valuable.

The largest coin in
circulation ever was
the UK 2 Pence.

That was way back in
1797.
And so now you know.

Diameter of
41 millimeters.
Weighed 56 grams.

I wanted to say
that I'm in love with your cunt.
The rest of you, no.

Honkler loves Haiku !
Clown World is Poetry World !
HONK HONK funny HONK !

5 men trapped in cave
Fake News. They were in wife's cunt.
Vagina Cavern

I once fucked a frog
In Calaveras County
Then he jumped away

Chickens eat some corn
Then you eat some KFC
Then you shit out corn

Eating a Pop Tart
Benny Mardones playing
Typical pervert

"Cigar fuck" reminds
me of Slick Willy and his
intern Monica.

You guys kick much ass.
So much wit and silliness.
Haiku breathed new life.

Old man cigar fuck
Moaning in the rooming house
Ball cheese bonanza

That was an awesome
cassowary limerick.
I'm craving colonel.

My favorite side?
I like corn with my chicken.
The Colonel's kernels.

swallowed it once
it was fun
then nut juiced all over
my brown wet juice...

Your limerick sucks eggs.
Too much sperm/bird imagery
and no metered flow . . .

Extra syllable
Contained in my last haiku
That was my penis

You saw me running by
Wearing a beige jogging suit
Actually, I'm nude

The question I fear
Having to ask someone is
Who bit my dick off?

who cares, the whole point
of net one was to just fucking
post away, care free....

And "hid" should read "his"
My beak is covered with jizz
From Darth Figpucker!

My cassowary friend in Nantucket
Liked to shit in a KFC bucket
Had no need for a urinal
He preferred the Colonel
He told all hid haters to "SUCK IT!"

There once was a man from Shit Town
Who often pulled his pants down
When they filled up with dung
And smelled like old mung
And his legs were all colored brown.

The poets hate me.
My wife and children hate me.
Everyone hates me.

So much confusion.
If we just logged in to post,
we'd know who was who.

I do not love you.
In fact, I think I hate you.
Imminent divorce.

I do not Target.
I do not even WalMart.
But maybe I should.

Gentle Starkitten
Bookish Caledonian--
what sayest thou, sweet?

Hark, a swarthy beast
Methinks I do behold here:
Signifying ape.

bothered much troll?

Stop saying YE and thee

One time I opened
Up my legs and it smelled like
The haiku on here

He sees you stick by for the money like the rest...

thats why i leave on purpose for i don't want the less...

better to hold on to my integrity through human kinds mess

you're exactly right as we scalp you for your fucking betrayal

and so we shall cuba too you lil fluke or maybe our family of mexico aztec for traitors just don't go...

helping of why when u were also a sure victim of divide and conquer and in your last little attempt to seem exempt u target me u little chimp

when i actually did come to make peace until i truly found it was a beast that had no mercy upon any and tried blaming it all upon a heavenly feast..

you little yeast infection bacteria trail of bait

I actually rather enjoyed the shit. It tasted good and was fun to type in. The price of my computer is a little over $10K though. Lots of modifications and the WiFi controlled Fleshlight for my VR porn.

I love being hated, so you are actually brightening up my day.

My I gouge your cunt with an ice pick? (Why and ice pick, I don't know... why not!)
Douche it out with ghost pepper sauce.
Carve it out and have it preserved by a taxidermist and mounted on a trophy plaque.
I will cut off your nipples and dehydrate them. Mix them with meth pass out the powder at a drug party/orgy.
Satan loves you, you know. Give in to HIM. Enjoy the eternal orgasms.
Or something.

Hey, this is kind of fun, you know. Fuck haiku! 5-7-5 is stupid.

FUCK IT ALL YALL GONER KILL ME ANYWAYS!

I DONT CARE WHO IT IS AS LONG AS U TRAITOR BITCHES LEAD ALL PEOPLE OUT OF THIS SHIT!!!

SINCE U CORNERED A GOOD AND JUST WOMBMAN..NOW FIGHT THE BATTLE AND WIN...YOU LOSE THEN FUCK ALL YOU CLAIMED TO STAND FOR SINCE U HAD MY FUCKING HEAD ON A PLATTER BITCHES!

This is some weird shit.
Think I'll stay out of this one.
You guys can have fun.

Here's some comedy.
You need it more than I do.
You might get aroused.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_GNgfzRvo

YOU SHOLD BE HAPPY OF MY NEW LEAF FOR WHAT SHALL HAPPEN IF I BECOME THAT WHICH YE WILL ME TO BE?

PLEase don't...im trying so desperately!

Don't take my hearts from me! Its all that I have! You have stricken me of all i once owned don't do this...

WHAT SHALL I DO.. MY GREATEST LOVE WAS MY GREATEST ENEMY?

SHALL I TURN AGAINST THEE OR BE OFFENDED BY THE TRICKRY?

THERE SEEMED TO BE A GREAT LOVE DESPITE THE BLINDNESS OF HEART..

IT WAS YOU MY VERY OWN CHILD..

AS I LISTEN TO AVE MARIA I THINK OF YOU...
MY HOPE AND MY GUIDING LIGHT...

I NEVER TOLD...
BUT YET YOU REVEALED A LIGHT UNTO ME FOR YE COULD NOT BEAR..

AND I GAVE YOU LIFE EVEN MY CHILD AND YET YE EVEN TODAY TUN YOUR HEART AGAINST ME?

WHAT MUST I DO? SHALL EVEN NOW I DESTROY YE WHEN I JNOW YE VISIT ME?

THROUGH OUR SEED? YET I LET YE LIVE FOR I LOVE YE...AND ALWAYS SHALL...

HOW COULD YOU BREAK MINE OWN HEART THAT GAVE YE ESSENCE? BETRAY US ALL?

ILL TELL YE I SHALL FIGHT A MILLION DEATHS BEFORE I LET YE PERISH! MY CHILD...MY LOVE...DESPITE IT ALL..

IF IT IS VICTORY YE WANT THEN JUST ASK OF MY PURE LOVE AND YE SHALL HAVE IT MY DAUGHTER..

WHERE IN FACT IS YOUR HEART LEAST YE SEE US ALL DESTROYED FOR YOUR REIGN OF POWER IN WHICH I DO NOT WANT TO BE THE ONE TO BRING FORTH A NULL AND VOID MOVEMENT FOR MY LOVE FOR YOU?

SHALL YE REIGN IN BLOODSHED OR IN YOUR DEMISE AND THE DEMISE OF YOUR PEOPLE...?

IVE LOVED YOU THROUGHOUT THE DISTANCES OF TIME YET YE DISHONOR US ALL...ALL OF HUMANITY? BREATH OF MY BREATH AND LIFE OF MY VERY LIFE...

FOR MAN KNOWS NOT THAT LIFE CARRIED OBN FROM THE VERY MOTHER THROUGH THE CHILD BACK UNTO THE MOTHER...

I LOVE YOU! WHAT HAVE I DONE SO WRONG THT YE MAKE ME TO KILL YOU!

Stop spouting bible
Is there a person in there?
Underneath that stinch