Oh, and by the way,
it was nearly pure copper.
Rather valuable.
by Positive Panda pooping purple pomegranate Poptarts. of Holy shit, there really was a pomegranate poptart!.. cherry pomegranate, but still.
The largest coin in
circulation ever was
the UK 2 Pence.
That was way back in
1797.
And so now you know.
Diameter of
41 millimeters.
Weighed 56 grams.
by Positive Panda pooping purple Poptarts
I wanted to say
that I'm in love with your cunt.
The rest of you, no.
by Positive Panda pooping Poptarts.
Honkler loves Haiku !
Clown World is Poetry World !
HONK HONK funny HONK !
by Rainbow-Haired Red-Nosed Smiley-Faced Joy-Bringer
5 men trapped in cave
Fake News. They were in wife's cunt.
Vagina Cavern
by Anonymous Poet
I once fucked a frog
In Calaveras County
Then he jumped away
by Mark Twain
Chickens eat some corn
Then you eat some KFC
Then you shit out corn
by Cassowary Bird of Nantucket KFC
Eating a Pop Tart
Benny Mardones playing
Typical pervert
by pervert of Flying carpet
"Cigar fuck" reminds
me of Slick Willy and his
intern Monica.
by Positive pooping panda
You guys kick much ass.
So much wit and silliness.
Haiku breathed new life.
by Positive Panda
Old man cigar fuck
Moaning in the rooming house
Ball cheese bonanza
by Cumload Crescendo
That was an awesome
cassowary limerick.
I'm craving colonel.
My favorite side?
I like corn with my chicken.
The Colonel's kernels.
by Buh da boom.
swallowed it once
it was fun
then nut juiced all over
my brown wet juice...
by squirted on his eyes of while he sucked me dry
Your limerick sucks eggs.
Too much sperm/bird imagery
and no metered flow . . .
by Birdwatcher of Nantucket
Extra syllable
Contained in my last haiku
That was my penis
by N Dorphin
You saw me running by
Wearing a beige jogging suit
Actually, I'm nude
by N Dorphin
The question I fear
Having to ask someone is
Who bit my dick off?
by Game of Thrones
who cares, the whole point
of net one was to just fucking
post away, care free....
by vhs
And "hid" should read "his"
My beak is covered with jizz
From Darth Figpucker!
by Cassowary bird of Kentucky Friend Cassowary
My cassowary friend in Nantucket
Liked to shit in a KFC bucket
Had no need for a urinal
He preferred the Colonel
He told all hid haters to "SUCK IT!"
by Cassowary bird of Kentucky Friend Cassowary
There once was a man from Shit Town
Who often pulled his pants down
When they filled up with dung
And smelled like old mung
And his legs were all colored brown.
by Leprechaun Figpucker of Drinking Guiness
The poets hate me.
My wife and children hate me.
Everyone hates me.
by Life is good.
So much confusion.
If we just logged in to post,
we'd know who was who.
by Anonymity invites Trolls, hiding under bridges, jumping out and scaring the shit out of passersby on the bypass just to pass the time and gas.
I do not love you.
In fact, I think I hate you.
Imminent divorce.
by
I do not Target.
I do not even WalMart.
But maybe I should.
by parasitic shit tick
Gentle Starkitten
Bookish Caledonian--
what sayest thou, sweet?
by Walk-In of Shout-Out
Hark, a swarthy beast
Methinks I do behold here:
Signifying ape.
by Anonymous Poet
bothered much troll?
by fuck u of loser
Stop saying YE and thee
by Anonymous Poet
One time I opened
Up my legs and it smelled like
The haiku on here
by Tuna Juice of Turbulent Furburger
He sees you stick by for the money like the rest...
thats why i leave on purpose for i don't want the less...
better to hold on to my integrity through human kinds mess
by U shall die last of slow and sweet since u gave my life in vain for meat for i brought forth peace!
you're exactly right as we scalp you for your fucking betrayal
and so we shall cuba too you lil fluke or maybe our family of mexico aztec for traitors just don't go...
helping of why when u were also a sure victim of divide and conquer and in your last little attempt to seem exempt u target me u little chimp
when i actually did come to make peace until i truly found it was a beast that had no mercy upon any and tried blaming it all upon a heavenly feast..
you little yeast infection bacteria trail of bait
by You Make Me Fucking Sick of Nothing Worse than a traitor trash to look for others to blame...hope u burn in your deep castle pitt u non legit midget of shit
I actually rather enjoyed the shit. It tasted good and was fun to type in. The price of my computer is a little over $10K though. Lots of modifications and the WiFi controlled Fleshlight for my VR porn.
I love being hated, so you are actually brightening up my day.
My I gouge your cunt with an ice pick? (Why and ice pick, I don't know... why not!)
Douche it out with ghost pepper sauce.
Carve it out and have it preserved by a taxidermist and mounted on a trophy plaque.
I will cut off your nipples and dehydrate them. Mix them with meth pass out the powder at a drug party/orgy.
Satan loves you, you know. Give in to HIM. Enjoy the eternal orgasms.
Or something.
Hey, this is kind of fun, you know. Fuck haiku! 5-7-5 is stupid.
by LF
FUCK IT ALL YALL GONER KILL ME ANYWAYS!
by FUCK ALL OF YOU! of I FOUND MY PEACE AND INDIVIDUALITY!
I DONT CARE WHO IT IS AS LONG AS U TRAITOR BITCHES LEAD ALL PEOPLE OUT OF THIS SHIT!!!
SINCE U CORNERED A GOOD AND JUST WOMBMAN..NOW FIGHT THE BATTLE AND WIN...YOU LOSE THEN FUCK ALL YOU CLAIMED TO STAND FOR SINCE U HAD MY FUCKING HEAD ON A PLATTER BITCHES!
by NOW STAND! of SINCE A BROKE BLACK BITCH WASNT ENOUGH STEP OUT AND SHOW YOURSELVES MFS!
This is some weird shit.
Think I'll stay out of this one.
You guys can have fun.
Here's some comedy.
You need it more than I do.
You might get aroused.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_GNgfzRvo
by The Evil Lord Figpucker. of Sometimes I also "enjoy" chickens.
YOU SHOLD BE HAPPY OF MY NEW LEAF FOR WHAT SHALL HAPPEN IF I BECOME THAT WHICH YE WILL ME TO BE?
PLEase don't...im trying so desperately!
Don't take my hearts from me! Its all that I have! You have stricken me of all i once owned don't do this...
by please...ive nothing left of I've tried with all i had left!
WHAT SHALL I DO.. MY GREATEST LOVE WAS MY GREATEST ENEMY?
SHALL I TURN AGAINST THEE OR BE OFFENDED BY THE TRICKRY?
THERE SEEMED TO BE A GREAT LOVE DESPITE THE BLINDNESS OF HEART..
IT WAS YOU MY VERY OWN CHILD..
AS I LISTEN TO AVE MARIA I THINK OF YOU...
MY HOPE AND MY GUIDING LIGHT...
I NEVER TOLD...
BUT YET YOU REVEALED A LIGHT UNTO ME FOR YE COULD NOT BEAR..
AND I GAVE YOU LIFE EVEN MY CHILD AND YET YE EVEN TODAY TUN YOUR HEART AGAINST ME?
WHAT MUST I DO? SHALL EVEN NOW I DESTROY YE WHEN I JNOW YE VISIT ME?
THROUGH OUR SEED? YET I LET YE LIVE FOR I LOVE YE...AND ALWAYS SHALL...
HOW COULD YOU BREAK MINE OWN HEART THAT GAVE YE ESSENCE? BETRAY US ALL?
ILL TELL YE I SHALL FIGHT A MILLION DEATHS BEFORE I LET YE PERISH! MY CHILD...MY LOVE...DESPITE IT ALL..
IF IT IS VICTORY YE WANT THEN JUST ASK OF MY PURE LOVE AND YE SHALL HAVE IT MY DAUGHTER..
WHERE IN FACT IS YOUR HEART LEAST YE SEE US ALL DESTROYED FOR YOUR REIGN OF POWER IN WHICH I DO NOT WANT TO BE THE ONE TO BRING FORTH A NULL AND VOID MOVEMENT FOR MY LOVE FOR YOU?
SHALL YE REIGN IN BLOODSHED OR IN YOUR DEMISE AND THE DEMISE OF YOUR PEOPLE...?
IVE LOVED YOU THROUGHOUT THE DISTANCES OF TIME YET YE DISHONOR US ALL...ALL OF HUMANITY? BREATH OF MY BREATH AND LIFE OF MY VERY LIFE...
FOR MAN KNOWS NOT THAT LIFE CARRIED OBN FROM THE VERY MOTHER THROUGH THE CHILD BACK UNTO THE MOTHER...
I LOVE YOU! WHAT HAVE I DONE SO WRONG THT YE MAKE ME TO KILL YOU!
by PLEASE DONT... of I LOVE YOU AND IM SO TIRED!
Stop spouting bible
Is there a person in there?
Underneath that stinch
by Stinchward Galapagos of Stinch Manor
And all nations shall turn against ye...
and ye shall see neither gold nor promise
of lies shall behold your demise...your very essence I despise..
by Lie against HumANITY AND MANKIND of YOU PROMISED THE CHILDREN!!! YET YOU BROKE MY HEART,,
I would've done anything for you!You lied to me!!!
by The womb man by the sea of You promised!
The Gods are not with ye...for ye egos have caused ye to fail and ye riches and glory!
by Sign my name across your heart of You shall always remember the poor bitch! prophecies fulfilled!
BITCH THEE CASSOWAY BIRD I FIGHT FOR NO MAN DUMB BITCH!
I ALWAYS AND FOREVER FOUGHT FOR MY PEOPLE! SOMETHING ALL LEADERS DO UNLESS TRAITORS BITCH! YOU FOUGHT FOR DICK AND SOLD OUT FOR A NAME! BITCH MISS ME!
I SHALL NEVER RESPECT YOU! HE KNEW IN THE END RATHER IM UGLY OR NOT TO YOU IN THE PEOPLES EYES! HONOR AND INTEGRITY FIRST AND YE SOLD OUT YOUR OWN MOTHER AND PEOPLE LATINUM BITCH FOR A THRONE!
I WAS BROUGHT TO GOLD AND STILL DECLINED ASHRAM IS MY NAME! BITCH ERASE ME FROM HISTORY ET MY PEOPLE SHALL LIVE ON THROUGH MY HUMBLED HEART SOMETHING IN WHICH YOUR STUPID DUMB ASS COULD NOT DO!
BLACK MADONNA DIE FOR HER OWN BEGOTTEN SON AND PEOPLE BITCH WHICH ONE IS U!
THEY SHALL MAKE ME TO SUFFER AS BEFORE, BEFORE FULFILLING THE WISHES OF A WOMBMAN OF AN HONORABLE HEART FOR ALL PEOPLE! BUT YOUR WEAK ASS FOUGHT FOR A THRONE,,,ASARTE SHAL ALWAYS BE MORE WOMBMAN THAN YOU IN MY EYES YOU WEAK ASS VESSEL! FUCK U! QALTOUGH YOU MAY IN DEED GET MY CHILDREN...IF ANYONE IS SMART ENOUGH TO DECIPHER WHAT YE HAVE DONE THEY WILL INDEED DECIPHER THE WRATH OF ASHRAM AND WHY IT ALL ENDED..YOU TRADED YOUR NOBILITY FOR QUEENSHIP AND ROME! AND FOR THIS INJUSTICE UPON ALL HUMANITY YE SHALL FOREVER PERISH YOU HARLOT STRETCHED OUT PUSSY BITCH!
by ASHERAH of MOTHERGODDESS! SOLD OUT BITCH!
NO MORE NEED FOR A CASSOWARY BIRD
HERE IA AM...USE ME AS YE BESTOW YE TRAITOR OF BRIGHT HEART!
HERE I AM YOU BESTOW M NAME FOR VICTORIES AKE KNOWING VERY WELL YE SHALL INDEED QUAKE
AND WHEN HE FALLS I WANT YOU TO SPILL UP EVERY FALSE VICTORY YOU TOLD HIM TO MISLEAD
EVERY BROKEN DEED FROM YOUR DECEIVING PUSSY THE ONLY ONE WHOM WOULD HAVE FED HIM A VICTORY OF LIES
BY YOUR DEMISE AND IF YOU MISTREAT THE LEAST OF MINE CHILDREN SO SHALL YE BE ACCURSED AND NO LONGER THE CHURCH NOR EGYPT NOR ISREAL...
by YOU SHALL BE THEEE ADORNED BY YOUR PWN PEOPLES MISLEAIDNG FAILURES of YOUR FROM HERE ON OUT ARE RESPONSIBLE AND AL SHALL KNOW FROM EUROPE TO AL...ENJOY THE FALL
ITS FINE YOU THINK SO LITTLE OF ME....I LOVE YOU STILL YET YOUR HEART IS TROUBLED...
by DONE KILL HER YET of SHE SHALL BRNG FORTH VICTORY IN YOUR NAME AND BESTOW A GLORY THAT IS NOT HERS
Extra syllable
Contained in my last haiku
Was made of his spooge
by Cassowary bird of Laundry Room
He slaughtered the sheets
He jizzed the bed to pieces
Fucked a flightless bird
by Cassowary bird of Laundry Room
Oh he's not and humbled
Am I and my people his sheets to slaughter
by Hathor of Unifiable Name
Figpucker fucks pigs
I don't think he diddles sheep
The guy's not a pervert!
by Starkitten
Are u mad?
Why ya got what ya wanted?
A sacrificial lamb!
by Is There Guilt Im Sensing? of To late for that!