Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

And all nations shall turn against ye...
and ye shall see neither gold nor promise
of lies shall behold your demise...your very essence I despise..
Haiku # 64432, April 27, 2019 11:06 pm ET
by Lie against HumANITY AND MANKIND of YOU PROMISED THE CHILDREN!!! YET YOU BROKE MY HEART,,
I would've done anything for you!You lied to me!!!
Haiku # 64431, April 27, 2019 11:03 pm ET
by The womb man by the sea of You promised!
The Gods are not with ye...for ye egos have caused ye to fail and ye riches and glory!
Haiku # 64430, April 27, 2019 11:00 pm ET
by Sign my name across your heart of You shall always remember the poor bitch! prophecies fulfilled!
BITCH THEE CASSOWAY BIRD I FIGHT FOR NO MAN DUMB BITCH!

I ALWAYS AND FOREVER FOUGHT FOR MY PEOPLE! SOMETHING ALL LEADERS DO UNLESS TRAITORS BITCH! YOU FOUGHT FOR DICK AND SOLD OUT FOR A NAME! BITCH MISS ME!

I SHALL NEVER RESPECT YOU! HE KNEW IN THE END RATHER IM UGLY OR NOT TO YOU IN THE PEOPLES EYES! HONOR AND INTEGRITY FIRST AND YE SOLD OUT YOUR OWN MOTHER AND PEOPLE LATINUM BITCH FOR A THRONE!

I WAS BROUGHT TO GOLD AND STILL DECLINED ASHRAM IS MY NAME! BITCH ERASE ME FROM HISTORY ET MY PEOPLE SHALL LIVE ON THROUGH MY HUMBLED HEART SOMETHING IN WHICH YOUR STUPID DUMB ASS COULD NOT DO!

BLACK MADONNA DIE FOR HER OWN BEGOTTEN SON AND PEOPLE BITCH WHICH ONE IS U!

THEY SHALL MAKE ME TO SUFFER AS BEFORE, BEFORE FULFILLING THE WISHES OF A WOMBMAN OF AN HONORABLE HEART FOR ALL PEOPLE! BUT YOUR WEAK ASS FOUGHT FOR A THRONE,,,ASARTE SHAL ALWAYS BE MORE WOMBMAN THAN YOU IN MY EYES YOU WEAK ASS VESSEL! FUCK U! QALTOUGH YOU MAY IN DEED GET MY CHILDREN...IF ANYONE IS SMART ENOUGH TO DECIPHER WHAT YE HAVE DONE THEY WILL INDEED DECIPHER THE WRATH OF ASHRAM AND WHY IT ALL ENDED..YOU TRADED YOUR NOBILITY FOR QUEENSHIP AND ROME! AND FOR THIS INJUSTICE UPON ALL HUMANITY YE SHALL FOREVER PERISH YOU HARLOT STRETCHED OUT PUSSY BITCH!
Haiku # 64429, April 27, 2019 10:58 pm ET
by ASHERAH of MOTHERGODDESS! SOLD OUT BITCH!
NO MORE NEED FOR A CASSOWARY BIRD

HERE IA AM...USE ME AS YE BESTOW YE TRAITOR OF BRIGHT HEART!


HERE I AM YOU BESTOW M NAME FOR VICTORIES AKE KNOWING VERY WELL YE SHALL INDEED QUAKE

AND WHEN HE FALLS I WANT YOU TO SPILL UP EVERY FALSE VICTORY YOU TOLD HIM TO MISLEAD

EVERY BROKEN DEED FROM YOUR DECEIVING PUSSY THE ONLY ONE WHOM WOULD HAVE FED HIM A VICTORY OF LIES

BY YOUR DEMISE AND IF YOU MISTREAT THE LEAST OF MINE CHILDREN SO SHALL YE BE ACCURSED AND NO LONGER THE CHURCH NOR EGYPT NOR ISREAL...
Haiku # 64428, April 27, 2019 10:09 pm ET
by YOU SHALL BE THEEE ADORNED BY YOUR PWN PEOPLES MISLEAIDNG FAILURES of YOUR FROM HERE ON OUT ARE RESPONSIBLE AND AL SHALL KNOW FROM EUROPE TO AL...ENJOY THE FALL
ITS FINE YOU THINK SO LITTLE OF ME....I LOVE YOU STILL YET YOUR HEART IS TROUBLED...
Haiku # 64427, April 27, 2019 10:03 pm ET
by DONE KILL HER YET of SHE SHALL BRNG FORTH VICTORY IN YOUR NAME AND BESTOW A GLORY THAT IS NOT HERS
Extra syllable
Contained in my last haiku
Was made of his spooge
Haiku # 64426, April 27, 2019 8:46 pm ET
by Cassowary bird of Laundry Room
He slaughtered the sheets
He jizzed the bed to pieces
Fucked a flightless bird
Haiku # 64425, April 27, 2019 8:33 pm ET
by Cassowary bird of Laundry Room
Oh he's not and humbled
Am I and my people his sheets to slaughter
Haiku # 64424, April 27, 2019 8:24 pm ET
by Hathor of Unifiable Name
Figpucker fucks pigs
I don't think he diddles sheep
The guy's not a pervert!
Haiku # 64423, April 27, 2019 7:49 pm ET
by Starkitten
Are u mad?
Why ya got what ya wanted?
A sacrificial lamb!
Haiku # 64422, April 27, 2019 7:05 pm ET
by Is There Guilt Im Sensing? of To late for that!
Are u mad?
Why ya got what ya wanted?
A sacrificial lamb!
Haiku # 64421, April 27, 2019 7:04 pm ET
by Is There Guilt Im Sensing? of To late for that!
Deliver yourself?
UPS driver retired
Why? Cassowaries
Haiku # 64420, April 27, 2019 4:06 pm ET
by Return to Sender of No such number
You are foolishness
There are other fish in sea
Find another jerk
Haiku # 64419, April 27, 2019 4:03 pm ET
by Largest size pouch
Lol those who think they know have the blindspot of true underestimation...
Haiku # 64418, April 27, 2019 3:32 pm ET
by HERE I AM of WEAK OR STONG!
Those who are too weak to love
Delude themselves into believing
They are strong enough to hate
Haiku # 64417, April 27, 2019 3:30 pm ET
by MONARCH
You know what fuck this...now I know what my dreams meant.

You can come on...Or I shall just deliver myself to you...Be careful though after your torture of me this is all of your last war...
Haiku # 64416, April 27, 2019 3:05 pm ET
by No Longer Running of Fuck This Shit
You should eat shit and stop worrying about what I do

cunt farts not in your face for your sick pleasure
Haiku # 64415, April 27, 2019 3:00 pm ET
by Shitted On Your Upper Lip of Fucking Panty Stain!
You should masturbate
You won't disappoint yourself
Don't look in mirror
Haiku # 64414, April 27, 2019 2:54 pm ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of cunt
and why is that when u said stay away and stay back?
Haiku # 64413, April 27, 2019 2:27 pm ET
by Hmm...? of Makes me wonder...
Cassowary Bird
Kamikaze Bowel Bomb
Gooey Kersplooey
Haiku # 64412, April 27, 2019 2:15 pm ET
by Cassowary bird of Coming right for you
Im not focused on what u think.

The choice wishing me is for truth and love

Im not focused on the lies
Im focused on the heart within not here to divide

I try harder despite some trying to hinder

Truth is I thought u are a great person

Many of whom are great in their own way

But can't help creating harm with temptation and charm

So I go my way even if sad and heartbroken

At least I did what the heavens said even if my voice shook when I had spoken.
Haiku # 64411, April 27, 2019 2:07 pm ET
by Just the messenger of Trying not to allow the trumpet to sound
Once u lie to me I lose respect for you

Once you deceive me for your willI look at you in dishonor

Once u use me I cannot yield to you

Once you break your promises my loyalty becomes null and void
Haiku # 64410, April 27, 2019 1:43 pm ET
by Fact of a Scorpio of Not A Cheater
you don't reserve the right to try tricking my mind

yes so what u fuck bad bitches but their eyes couldn't decipher

funny how it took the ugly one to edify your spirit higher?

Bad bitches unite to try and fight what they consider not worthy and ugly

funny their tainted vessels the gods don't truly find as worthy?

But in their defense and yes she defends them
She washable to seethe they too were once dumb ass victims

Funny how now she has the chance to see all the gold...
but her heart docent desire what can melt and decline in history of much treasures untold

what she wanted was liberation

to see someday man become unified amidst the nations of creation

soits fine talk shit and continue with much chaos
thats all u know how to do while destroying creation

Tested me I failed but they failed to see they are being tested too

Money doesn't make u a god or favored in the heavens your heart does boo!
Haiku # 64409, April 27, 2019 1:37 pm ET
by Not caring about it anymore of You said to get the fuck outta your faces so I hit the door...
She's not pointless
she's just zero tolerant of bullshit
You didn't even sniff the cunt
for it was just too tight sealed for your shallow thrill

She is who she is and that u tried to forcefully change
instead of communicating effectively
you played a wasteful game

now that she blessed you with more pointless fame
fine u don't want her then stop saying her name

SHE PROVED SHE WANST THERE FOR SELFISH GAME
BUT SAW THAT THE GAMES TURNED OUT TO BE QUITE LAME
Haiku # 64408, April 27, 2019 1:26 pm ET
by From STFU of She loves u but your an asshole
Sugary foreskin
Uncircumcised fruit leather
Pink pulling taffy
Haiku # 64407, April 27, 2019 1:25 pm ET
by Sweet meat
Cassowary bird
Birdbath fellatio hour
Cassowary smile
Haiku # 64406, April 27, 2019 1:21 pm ET
by Dink Puller of Calling the authorities
Doughy Vaginas
Kneading and pounding all night
Yeasty smell by morn
Haiku # 64405, April 27, 2019 1:15 pm ET
by Stinchward Galapagos of Perverse Tortoise
Ejaculating?
Not in my face, Mister Man
Go spit in the wind.
Haiku # 64404, April 27, 2019 1:12 pm ET
by Marriage is overrated
Birdsong of morning
You're still face down in my cunt
At the cock's first crow
Haiku # 64403, April 27, 2019 1:08 pm ET
by Morning person
Simultaneous
Parallel conversations
Ignore each other
Haiku # 64402, April 27, 2019 12:02 pm ET
by Darth's Excremental Health of Lack Thereof
Anal sex is fun
Though it does become less so
When she shits on it
Haiku # 64401, April 27, 2019 11:19 am ET
by Hawker of A loogie
Satan inspires them
to impose the church of Acts
without God: Marxism.
Haiku # 64400, April 27, 2019 8:41 am ET
by Che, Beardlessly Burning in Hell
The stench of a Grinch
Or else the step of an inch:
These things define "stinch"
Haiku # 64399, April 27, 2019 8:25 am ET
by St. Inch of One Yard
Cassowary Bird
Cleaning Gooch in the birdbath
Top of the morning!
Haiku # 64398, April 27, 2019 6:49 am ET
by Cassowary bird
come out of him NOW
go into that herd of swine
You unclean demons
Haiku # 64397, April 27, 2019 6:39 am ET
by Some Need Deliverance
Sorry to tell you,
Fellow poet and all that,
"Stinch" is not a word.
Haiku # 64396, April 27, 2019 6:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Faint barking of dogs
As I remove my trousers
Meat bone detected
Haiku # 64395, April 27, 2019 6:30 am ET
by Where's the beef?
Generous penis
Ever spitting and spewing
Like Old Faithful
Haiku # 64394, April 27, 2019 6:23 am ET
by Mssturbating Park Ranger
Gnostic child
Hidden texts revealed
To her and the womb
For the next sun and moon
Gnostic rights truth in spirit
She is untamed by good nature
And Gaias grace
Haiku # 64393, April 27, 2019 5:51 am ET
by Rejuvenate of The broken heart
Found it safer to be alone
Cut away the connection
Go your own in peace
Haiku # 64392, April 27, 2019 5:47 am ET
by Restart of Renewed
Don't want it now awaits the native of worth instead of your stinch of dishonorable deceit
Haiku # 64391, April 27, 2019 5:46 am ET
by Ra of Oxygen to your very tree...
Raped by her swine of an uncle
Disgusting males and horrid smells of HIS stinch of chaos comes to and end
Haiku # 64390, April 27, 2019 5:43 am ET
by Trash of the Gods of Spit you out unworthy of power
The Sperm Bank is closed
Please consider swallowing
Your next deposit
Haiku # 64389, April 27, 2019 5:42 am ET
by Branch Manager of Slippery Elm
Molestation by your own hands brings forth curses upon your own head and land. Thoth and Asherah now favors me as well as everyone of the Elohim and now you shall fall beneath mine and my children's feet.
Haiku # 64388, April 27, 2019 5:40 am ET
by You shall not enter of The virgins flesh of meat
But I like the smell.
Reminds me of Uncle Bob.
Seems he never bathed.
Haiku # 64387, April 27, 2019 3:26 am ET
by Molested Nephew Figpucker
Jousting penis play
Aluminum foil armour
We keep our meat fresh
Haiku # 64386, April 27, 2019 1:42 am ET
by Long Knights
Sticking it out now
You will note it is quite hard
Guaranteed no smell
Haiku # 64385, April 27, 2019 1:37 am ET
by Rural Guido
That's interesting.
Where did she get cyanide?
Got any extra?
Haiku # 64384, April 27, 2019 1:26 am ET
by In persuit of a penis.
Cum spilled from her mouth
Thought she'd taken cyanide
Called an ambulance
Haiku # 64383, April 26, 2019 11:06 pm ET
by Pursuit of Happiness
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