Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

He slaughtered the sheets
He jizzed the bed to pieces
Fucked a flightless bird
Haiku # 64425, April 27, 2019 8:33 pm ET
by Cassowary bird of Laundry Room
Oh he's not and humbled
Am I and my people his sheets to slaughter
Haiku # 64424, April 27, 2019 8:24 pm ET
by Hathor of Unifiable Name
Figpucker fucks pigs
I don't think he diddles sheep
The guy's not a pervert!
Haiku # 64423, April 27, 2019 7:49 pm ET
by Starkitten
Are u mad?
Why ya got what ya wanted?
A sacrificial lamb!
Haiku # 64422, April 27, 2019 7:05 pm ET
by Is There Guilt Im Sensing? of To late for that!
Are u mad?
Why ya got what ya wanted?
A sacrificial lamb!
Haiku # 64421, April 27, 2019 7:04 pm ET
by Is There Guilt Im Sensing? of To late for that!
Deliver yourself?
UPS driver retired
Why? Cassowaries
Haiku # 64420, April 27, 2019 4:06 pm ET
by Return to Sender of No such number
You are foolishness
There are other fish in sea
Find another jerk
Haiku # 64419, April 27, 2019 4:03 pm ET
by Largest size pouch
Lol those who think they know have the blindspot of true underestimation...
Haiku # 64418, April 27, 2019 3:32 pm ET
by HERE I AM of WEAK OR STONG!
Those who are too weak to love
Delude themselves into believing
They are strong enough to hate
Haiku # 64417, April 27, 2019 3:30 pm ET
by MONARCH
You know what fuck this...now I know what my dreams meant.

You can come on...Or I shall just deliver myself to you...Be careful though after your torture of me this is all of your last war...
Haiku # 64416, April 27, 2019 3:05 pm ET
by No Longer Running of Fuck This Shit
You should eat shit and stop worrying about what I do

cunt farts not in your face for your sick pleasure
Haiku # 64415, April 27, 2019 3:00 pm ET
by Shitted On Your Upper Lip of Fucking Panty Stain!
You should masturbate
You won't disappoint yourself
Don't look in mirror
Haiku # 64414, April 27, 2019 2:54 pm ET
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of cunt
and why is that when u said stay away and stay back?
Haiku # 64413, April 27, 2019 2:27 pm ET
by Hmm...? of Makes me wonder...
Cassowary Bird
Kamikaze Bowel Bomb
Gooey Kersplooey
Haiku # 64412, April 27, 2019 2:15 pm ET
by Cassowary bird of Coming right for you
Im not focused on what u think.

The choice wishing me is for truth and love

Im not focused on the lies
Im focused on the heart within not here to divide

I try harder despite some trying to hinder

Truth is I thought u are a great person

Many of whom are great in their own way

But can't help creating harm with temptation and charm

So I go my way even if sad and heartbroken

At least I did what the heavens said even if my voice shook when I had spoken.
Haiku # 64411, April 27, 2019 2:07 pm ET
by Just the messenger of Trying not to allow the trumpet to sound
Once u lie to me I lose respect for you

Once you deceive me for your willI look at you in dishonor

Once u use me I cannot yield to you

Once you break your promises my loyalty becomes null and void
Haiku # 64410, April 27, 2019 1:43 pm ET
by Fact of a Scorpio of Not A Cheater
you don't reserve the right to try tricking my mind

yes so what u fuck bad bitches but their eyes couldn't decipher

funny how it took the ugly one to edify your spirit higher?

Bad bitches unite to try and fight what they consider not worthy and ugly

funny their tainted vessels the gods don't truly find as worthy?

But in their defense and yes she defends them
She washable to seethe they too were once dumb ass victims

Funny how now she has the chance to see all the gold...
but her heart docent desire what can melt and decline in history of much treasures untold

what she wanted was liberation

to see someday man become unified amidst the nations of creation

soits fine talk shit and continue with much chaos
thats all u know how to do while destroying creation

Tested me I failed but they failed to see they are being tested too

Money doesn't make u a god or favored in the heavens your heart does boo!
Haiku # 64409, April 27, 2019 1:37 pm ET
by Not caring about it anymore of You said to get the fuck outta your faces so I hit the door...
She's not pointless
she's just zero tolerant of bullshit
You didn't even sniff the cunt
for it was just too tight sealed for your shallow thrill

She is who she is and that u tried to forcefully change
instead of communicating effectively
you played a wasteful game

now that she blessed you with more pointless fame
fine u don't want her then stop saying her name

SHE PROVED SHE WANST THERE FOR SELFISH GAME
BUT SAW THAT THE GAMES TURNED OUT TO BE QUITE LAME
Haiku # 64408, April 27, 2019 1:26 pm ET
by From STFU of She loves u but your an asshole
Sugary foreskin
Uncircumcised fruit leather
Pink pulling taffy
Haiku # 64407, April 27, 2019 1:25 pm ET
by Sweet meat
Cassowary bird
Birdbath fellatio hour
Cassowary smile
Haiku # 64406, April 27, 2019 1:21 pm ET
by Dink Puller of Calling the authorities
Doughy Vaginas
Kneading and pounding all night
Yeasty smell by morn
Haiku # 64405, April 27, 2019 1:15 pm ET
by Stinchward Galapagos of Perverse Tortoise
Ejaculating?
Not in my face, Mister Man
Go spit in the wind.
Haiku # 64404, April 27, 2019 1:12 pm ET
by Marriage is overrated
Birdsong of morning
You're still face down in my cunt
At the cock's first crow
Haiku # 64403, April 27, 2019 1:08 pm ET
by Morning person
Simultaneous
Parallel conversations
Ignore each other
Haiku # 64402, April 27, 2019 12:02 pm ET
by Darth's Excremental Health of Lack Thereof
Anal sex is fun
Though it does become less so
When she shits on it
Haiku # 64401, April 27, 2019 11:19 am ET
by Hawker of A loogie
Satan inspires them
to impose the church of Acts
without God: Marxism.
Haiku # 64400, April 27, 2019 8:41 am ET
by Che, Beardlessly Burning in Hell
The stench of a Grinch
Or else the step of an inch:
These things define "stinch"
Haiku # 64399, April 27, 2019 8:25 am ET
by St. Inch of One Yard
Cassowary Bird
Cleaning Gooch in the birdbath
Top of the morning!
Haiku # 64398, April 27, 2019 6:49 am ET
by Cassowary bird
come out of him NOW
go into that herd of swine
You unclean demons
Haiku # 64397, April 27, 2019 6:39 am ET
by Some Need Deliverance
Sorry to tell you,
Fellow poet and all that,
"Stinch" is not a word.
Haiku # 64396, April 27, 2019 6:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Faint barking of dogs
As I remove my trousers
Meat bone detected
Haiku # 64395, April 27, 2019 6:30 am ET
by Where's the beef?
Generous penis
Ever spitting and spewing
Like Old Faithful
Haiku # 64394, April 27, 2019 6:23 am ET
by Mssturbating Park Ranger
Gnostic child
Hidden texts revealed
To her and the womb
For the next sun and moon
Gnostic rights truth in spirit
She is untamed by good nature
And Gaias grace
Haiku # 64393, April 27, 2019 5:51 am ET
by Rejuvenate of The broken heart
Found it safer to be alone
Cut away the connection
Go your own in peace
Haiku # 64392, April 27, 2019 5:47 am ET
by Restart of Renewed
Don't want it now awaits the native of worth instead of your stinch of dishonorable deceit
Haiku # 64391, April 27, 2019 5:46 am ET
by Ra of Oxygen to your very tree...
Raped by her swine of an uncle
Disgusting males and horrid smells of HIS stinch of chaos comes to and end
Haiku # 64390, April 27, 2019 5:43 am ET
by Trash of the Gods of Spit you out unworthy of power
The Sperm Bank is closed
Please consider swallowing
Your next deposit
Haiku # 64389, April 27, 2019 5:42 am ET
by Branch Manager of Slippery Elm
Molestation by your own hands brings forth curses upon your own head and land. Thoth and Asherah now favors me as well as everyone of the Elohim and now you shall fall beneath mine and my children's feet.
Haiku # 64388, April 27, 2019 5:40 am ET
by You shall not enter of The virgins flesh of meat
But I like the smell.
Reminds me of Uncle Bob.
Seems he never bathed.
Haiku # 64387, April 27, 2019 3:26 am ET
by Molested Nephew Figpucker
Jousting penis play
Aluminum foil armour
We keep our meat fresh
Haiku # 64386, April 27, 2019 1:42 am ET
by Long Knights
Sticking it out now
You will note it is quite hard
Guaranteed no smell
Haiku # 64385, April 27, 2019 1:37 am ET
by Rural Guido
That's interesting.
Where did she get cyanide?
Got any extra?
Haiku # 64384, April 27, 2019 1:26 am ET
by In persuit of a penis.
Cum spilled from her mouth
Thought she'd taken cyanide
Called an ambulance
Haiku # 64383, April 26, 2019 11:06 pm ET
by Pursuit of Happiness
Your taint is *choke*... grey?
What the hell, you alien?
I'd like to see that!
Haiku # 64382, April 26, 2019 10:14 pm ET
by LF
I've no medical
insurance; fecal transplants
are too expensive.

A good substitute
is to go to the park and
find some fresh dog shit.

Shove it up your ass.
Get it up there good and deep.
Use a broom handle.

You might start barking
right after the procedure.
That means it's working.
Haiku # 64381, April 26, 2019 10:11 pm ET
by The Evil Lord Figpucker
That foolish moustache
I mean you're ugly enough
Just the way you are
Haiku # 64380, April 26, 2019 7:20 pm ET
by That foolish moustache tickles
I'm on the phone now
Ordering a new toilet
An expensive date
Haiku # 64379, April 26, 2019 4:58 pm ET
by God is Good
When the noise quiets down
You emerge from the bathroom
Fifteen pounds lighter
Haiku # 64378, April 26, 2019 4:50 pm ET
by Stew Dropped
Old fashioned pounding
Both legs tied to the bedposts
Phone is off the hook
Haiku # 64377, April 26, 2019 4:43 pm ET
by No Distraction
The grey area
Betwixt my balls and asshole
I call it my taint
Haiku # 64376, April 26, 2019 4:41 pm ET
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
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