Chickens eat some corn
Then you eat some KFC
Then you shit out corn

Eating a Pop Tart
Benny Mardones playing
Typical pervert

"Cigar fuck" reminds
me of Slick Willy and his
intern Monica.

You guys kick much ass.
So much wit and silliness.
Haiku breathed new life.

Old man cigar fuck
Moaning in the rooming house
Ball cheese bonanza

That was an awesome
cassowary limerick.
I'm craving colonel.

My favorite side?
I like corn with my chicken.
The Colonel's kernels.

swallowed it once
it was fun
then nut juiced all over
my brown wet juice...

Your limerick sucks eggs.
Too much sperm/bird imagery
and no metered flow . . .

Extra syllable
Contained in my last haiku
That was my penis

You saw me running by
Wearing a beige jogging suit
Actually, I'm nude

The question I fear
Having to ask someone is
Who bit my dick off?

who cares, the whole point
of net one was to just fucking
post away, care free....

And "hid" should read "his"
My beak is covered with jizz
From Darth Figpucker!

My cassowary friend in Nantucket
Liked to shit in a KFC bucket
Had no need for a urinal
He preferred the Colonel
He told all hid haters to "SUCK IT!"

There once was a man from Shit Town
Who often pulled his pants down
When they filled up with dung
And smelled like old mung
And his legs were all colored brown.

The poets hate me.
My wife and children hate me.
Everyone hates me.

So much confusion.
If we just logged in to post,
we'd know who was who.

I do not love you.
In fact, I think I hate you.
Imminent divorce.

I do not Target.
I do not even WalMart.
But maybe I should.

Gentle Starkitten
Bookish Caledonian--
what sayest thou, sweet?

Hark, a swarthy beast
Methinks I do behold here:
Signifying ape.

bothered much troll?

Stop saying YE and thee

One time I opened
Up my legs and it smelled like
The haiku on here

He sees you stick by for the money like the rest...

thats why i leave on purpose for i don't want the less...

better to hold on to my integrity through human kinds mess

you're exactly right as we scalp you for your fucking betrayal

and so we shall cuba too you lil fluke or maybe our family of mexico aztec for traitors just don't go...

helping of why when u were also a sure victim of divide and conquer and in your last little attempt to seem exempt u target me u little chimp

when i actually did come to make peace until i truly found it was a beast that had no mercy upon any and tried blaming it all upon a heavenly feast..

you little yeast infection bacteria trail of bait

I actually rather enjoyed the shit. It tasted good and was fun to type in. The price of my computer is a little over $10K though. Lots of modifications and the WiFi controlled Fleshlight for my VR porn.

I love being hated, so you are actually brightening up my day.

My I gouge your cunt with an ice pick? (Why and ice pick, I don't know... why not!)
Douche it out with ghost pepper sauce.
Carve it out and have it preserved by a taxidermist and mounted on a trophy plaque.
I will cut off your nipples and dehydrate them. Mix them with meth pass out the powder at a drug party/orgy.
Satan loves you, you know. Give in to HIM. Enjoy the eternal orgasms.
Or something.

Hey, this is kind of fun, you know. Fuck haiku! 5-7-5 is stupid.

FUCK IT ALL YALL GONER KILL ME ANYWAYS!

I DONT CARE WHO IT IS AS LONG AS U TRAITOR BITCHES LEAD ALL PEOPLE OUT OF THIS SHIT!!!

SINCE U CORNERED A GOOD AND JUST WOMBMAN..NOW FIGHT THE BATTLE AND WIN...YOU LOSE THEN FUCK ALL YOU CLAIMED TO STAND FOR SINCE U HAD MY FUCKING HEAD ON A PLATTER BITCHES!

This is some weird shit.
Think I'll stay out of this one.
You guys can have fun.

Here's some comedy.
You need it more than I do.
You might get aroused.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_GNgfzRvo

YOU SHOLD BE HAPPY OF MY NEW LEAF FOR WHAT SHALL HAPPEN IF I BECOME THAT WHICH YE WILL ME TO BE?

PLEase don't...im trying so desperately!

Don't take my hearts from me! Its all that I have! You have stricken me of all i once owned don't do this...

WHAT SHALL I DO.. MY GREATEST LOVE WAS MY GREATEST ENEMY?

SHALL I TURN AGAINST THEE OR BE OFFENDED BY THE TRICKRY?

THERE SEEMED TO BE A GREAT LOVE DESPITE THE BLINDNESS OF HEART..

IT WAS YOU MY VERY OWN CHILD..

AS I LISTEN TO AVE MARIA I THINK OF YOU...
MY HOPE AND MY GUIDING LIGHT...

I NEVER TOLD...
BUT YET YOU REVEALED A LIGHT UNTO ME FOR YE COULD NOT BEAR..

AND I GAVE YOU LIFE EVEN MY CHILD AND YET YE EVEN TODAY TUN YOUR HEART AGAINST ME?

WHAT MUST I DO? SHALL EVEN NOW I DESTROY YE WHEN I JNOW YE VISIT ME?

THROUGH OUR SEED? YET I LET YE LIVE FOR I LOVE YE...AND ALWAYS SHALL...

HOW COULD YOU BREAK MINE OWN HEART THAT GAVE YE ESSENCE? BETRAY US ALL?

ILL TELL YE I SHALL FIGHT A MILLION DEATHS BEFORE I LET YE PERISH! MY CHILD...MY LOVE...DESPITE IT ALL..

IF IT IS VICTORY YE WANT THEN JUST ASK OF MY PURE LOVE AND YE SHALL HAVE IT MY DAUGHTER..

WHERE IN FACT IS YOUR HEART LEAST YE SEE US ALL DESTROYED FOR YOUR REIGN OF POWER IN WHICH I DO NOT WANT TO BE THE ONE TO BRING FORTH A NULL AND VOID MOVEMENT FOR MY LOVE FOR YOU?

SHALL YE REIGN IN BLOODSHED OR IN YOUR DEMISE AND THE DEMISE OF YOUR PEOPLE...?

IVE LOVED YOU THROUGHOUT THE DISTANCES OF TIME YET YE DISHONOR US ALL...ALL OF HUMANITY? BREATH OF MY BREATH AND LIFE OF MY VERY LIFE...

FOR MAN KNOWS NOT THAT LIFE CARRIED OBN FROM THE VERY MOTHER THROUGH THE CHILD BACK UNTO THE MOTHER...

I LOVE YOU! WHAT HAVE I DONE SO WRONG THT YE MAKE ME TO KILL YOU!

Stop spouting bible
Is there a person in there?
Underneath that stinch

And all nations shall turn against ye...
and ye shall see neither gold nor promise
of lies shall behold your demise...your very essence I despise..

I would've done anything for you!You lied to me!!!

The Gods are not with ye...for ye egos have caused ye to fail and ye riches and glory!

BITCH THEE CASSOWAY BIRD I FIGHT FOR NO MAN DUMB BITCH!

I ALWAYS AND FOREVER FOUGHT FOR MY PEOPLE! SOMETHING ALL LEADERS DO UNLESS TRAITORS BITCH! YOU FOUGHT FOR DICK AND SOLD OUT FOR A NAME! BITCH MISS ME!

I SHALL NEVER RESPECT YOU! HE KNEW IN THE END RATHER IM UGLY OR NOT TO YOU IN THE PEOPLES EYES! HONOR AND INTEGRITY FIRST AND YE SOLD OUT YOUR OWN MOTHER AND PEOPLE LATINUM BITCH FOR A THRONE!

I WAS BROUGHT TO GOLD AND STILL DECLINED ASHRAM IS MY NAME! BITCH ERASE ME FROM HISTORY ET MY PEOPLE SHALL LIVE ON THROUGH MY HUMBLED HEART SOMETHING IN WHICH YOUR STUPID DUMB ASS COULD NOT DO!

BLACK MADONNA DIE FOR HER OWN BEGOTTEN SON AND PEOPLE BITCH WHICH ONE IS U!

THEY SHALL MAKE ME TO SUFFER AS BEFORE, BEFORE FULFILLING THE WISHES OF A WOMBMAN OF AN HONORABLE HEART FOR ALL PEOPLE! BUT YOUR WEAK ASS FOUGHT FOR A THRONE,,,ASARTE SHAL ALWAYS BE MORE WOMBMAN THAN YOU IN MY EYES YOU WEAK ASS VESSEL! FUCK U! QALTOUGH YOU MAY IN DEED GET MY CHILDREN...IF ANYONE IS SMART ENOUGH TO DECIPHER WHAT YE HAVE DONE THEY WILL INDEED DECIPHER THE WRATH OF ASHRAM AND WHY IT ALL ENDED..YOU TRADED YOUR NOBILITY FOR QUEENSHIP AND ROME! AND FOR THIS INJUSTICE UPON ALL HUMANITY YE SHALL FOREVER PERISH YOU HARLOT STRETCHED OUT PUSSY BITCH!

NO MORE NEED FOR A CASSOWARY BIRD

HERE IA AM...USE ME AS YE BESTOW YE TRAITOR OF BRIGHT HEART!


HERE I AM YOU BESTOW M NAME FOR VICTORIES AKE KNOWING VERY WELL YE SHALL INDEED QUAKE

AND WHEN HE FALLS I WANT YOU TO SPILL UP EVERY FALSE VICTORY YOU TOLD HIM TO MISLEAD

EVERY BROKEN DEED FROM YOUR DECEIVING PUSSY THE ONLY ONE WHOM WOULD HAVE FED HIM A VICTORY OF LIES

BY YOUR DEMISE AND IF YOU MISTREAT THE LEAST OF MINE CHILDREN SO SHALL YE BE ACCURSED AND NO LONGER THE CHURCH NOR EGYPT NOR ISREAL...

ITS FINE YOU THINK SO LITTLE OF ME....I LOVE YOU STILL YET YOUR HEART IS TROUBLED...

Extra syllable
Contained in my last haiku
Was made of his spooge

He slaughtered the sheets
He jizzed the bed to pieces
Fucked a flightless bird

Oh he's not and humbled
Am I and my people his sheets to slaughter

Figpucker fucks pigs
I don't think he diddles sheep
The guy's not a pervert!

Are u mad?
Why ya got what ya wanted?
A sacrificial lamb!

Are u mad?
Why ya got what ya wanted?
A sacrificial lamb!

Deliver yourself?
UPS driver retired
Why? Cassowaries

You are foolishness
There are other fish in sea
Find another jerk

Lol those who think they know have the blindspot of true underestimation...

Those who are too weak to love
Delude themselves into believing
They are strong enough to hate

You know what fuck this...now I know what my dreams meant.

You can come on...Or I shall just deliver myself to you...Be careful though after your torture of me this is all of your last war...