Your limerick sucks eggs.
Too much sperm/bird imagery
and no metered flow . . .

Extra syllable
Contained in my last haiku
That was my penis

You saw me running by
Wearing a beige jogging suit
Actually, I'm nude

The question I fear
Having to ask someone is
Who bit my dick off?

who cares, the whole point
of net one was to just fucking
post away, care free....

And "hid" should read "his"
My beak is covered with jizz
From Darth Figpucker!

My cassowary friend in Nantucket
Liked to shit in a KFC bucket
Had no need for a urinal
He preferred the Colonel
He told all hid haters to "SUCK IT!"

There once was a man from Shit Town
Who often pulled his pants down
When they filled up with dung
And smelled like old mung
And his legs were all colored brown.

The poets hate me.
My wife and children hate me.
Everyone hates me.

So much confusion.
If we just logged in to post,
we'd know who was who.

I do not love you.
In fact, I think I hate you.
Imminent divorce.

I do not Target.
I do not even WalMart.
But maybe I should.

Gentle Starkitten
Bookish Caledonian--
what sayest thou, sweet?

Hark, a swarthy beast
Methinks I do behold here:
Signifying ape.

bothered much troll?

Stop saying YE and thee

One time I opened
Up my legs and it smelled like
The haiku on here

He sees you stick by for the money like the rest...

thats why i leave on purpose for i don't want the less...

better to hold on to my integrity through human kinds mess

you're exactly right as we scalp you for your fucking betrayal

and so we shall cuba too you lil fluke or maybe our family of mexico aztec for traitors just don't go...

helping of why when u were also a sure victim of divide and conquer and in your last little attempt to seem exempt u target me u little chimp

when i actually did come to make peace until i truly found it was a beast that had no mercy upon any and tried blaming it all upon a heavenly feast..

you little yeast infection bacteria trail of bait

I actually rather enjoyed the shit. It tasted good and was fun to type in. The price of my computer is a little over $10K though. Lots of modifications and the WiFi controlled Fleshlight for my VR porn.

I love being hated, so you are actually brightening up my day.

My I gouge your cunt with an ice pick? (Why and ice pick, I don't know... why not!)
Douche it out with ghost pepper sauce.
Carve it out and have it preserved by a taxidermist and mounted on a trophy plaque.
I will cut off your nipples and dehydrate them. Mix them with meth pass out the powder at a drug party/orgy.
Satan loves you, you know. Give in to HIM. Enjoy the eternal orgasms.
Or something.

Hey, this is kind of fun, you know. Fuck haiku! 5-7-5 is stupid.

FUCK IT ALL YALL GONER KILL ME ANYWAYS!

I DONT CARE WHO IT IS AS LONG AS U TRAITOR BITCHES LEAD ALL PEOPLE OUT OF THIS SHIT!!!

SINCE U CORNERED A GOOD AND JUST WOMBMAN..NOW FIGHT THE BATTLE AND WIN...YOU LOSE THEN FUCK ALL YOU CLAIMED TO STAND FOR SINCE U HAD MY FUCKING HEAD ON A PLATTER BITCHES!

This is some weird shit.
Think I'll stay out of this one.
You guys can have fun.

Here's some comedy.
You need it more than I do.
You might get aroused.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_GNgfzRvo

YOU SHOLD BE HAPPY OF MY NEW LEAF FOR WHAT SHALL HAPPEN IF I BECOME THAT WHICH YE WILL ME TO BE?

PLEase don't...im trying so desperately!

Don't take my hearts from me! Its all that I have! You have stricken me of all i once owned don't do this...

WHAT SHALL I DO.. MY GREATEST LOVE WAS MY GREATEST ENEMY?

SHALL I TURN AGAINST THEE OR BE OFFENDED BY THE TRICKRY?

THERE SEEMED TO BE A GREAT LOVE DESPITE THE BLINDNESS OF HEART..

IT WAS YOU MY VERY OWN CHILD..

AS I LISTEN TO AVE MARIA I THINK OF YOU...
MY HOPE AND MY GUIDING LIGHT...

I NEVER TOLD...
BUT YET YOU REVEALED A LIGHT UNTO ME FOR YE COULD NOT BEAR..

AND I GAVE YOU LIFE EVEN MY CHILD AND YET YE EVEN TODAY TUN YOUR HEART AGAINST ME?

WHAT MUST I DO? SHALL EVEN NOW I DESTROY YE WHEN I JNOW YE VISIT ME?

THROUGH OUR SEED? YET I LET YE LIVE FOR I LOVE YE...AND ALWAYS SHALL...

HOW COULD YOU BREAK MINE OWN HEART THAT GAVE YE ESSENCE? BETRAY US ALL?

ILL TELL YE I SHALL FIGHT A MILLION DEATHS BEFORE I LET YE PERISH! MY CHILD...MY LOVE...DESPITE IT ALL..

IF IT IS VICTORY YE WANT THEN JUST ASK OF MY PURE LOVE AND YE SHALL HAVE IT MY DAUGHTER..

WHERE IN FACT IS YOUR HEART LEAST YE SEE US ALL DESTROYED FOR YOUR REIGN OF POWER IN WHICH I DO NOT WANT TO BE THE ONE TO BRING FORTH A NULL AND VOID MOVEMENT FOR MY LOVE FOR YOU?

SHALL YE REIGN IN BLOODSHED OR IN YOUR DEMISE AND THE DEMISE OF YOUR PEOPLE...?

IVE LOVED YOU THROUGHOUT THE DISTANCES OF TIME YET YE DISHONOR US ALL...ALL OF HUMANITY? BREATH OF MY BREATH AND LIFE OF MY VERY LIFE...

FOR MAN KNOWS NOT THAT LIFE CARRIED OBN FROM THE VERY MOTHER THROUGH THE CHILD BACK UNTO THE MOTHER...

I LOVE YOU! WHAT HAVE I DONE SO WRONG THT YE MAKE ME TO KILL YOU!

Stop spouting bible
Is there a person in there?
Underneath that stinch

And all nations shall turn against ye...
and ye shall see neither gold nor promise
of lies shall behold your demise...your very essence I despise..

I would've done anything for you!You lied to me!!!

The Gods are not with ye...for ye egos have caused ye to fail and ye riches and glory!

BITCH THEE CASSOWAY BIRD I FIGHT FOR NO MAN DUMB BITCH!

I ALWAYS AND FOREVER FOUGHT FOR MY PEOPLE! SOMETHING ALL LEADERS DO UNLESS TRAITORS BITCH! YOU FOUGHT FOR DICK AND SOLD OUT FOR A NAME! BITCH MISS ME!

I SHALL NEVER RESPECT YOU! HE KNEW IN THE END RATHER IM UGLY OR NOT TO YOU IN THE PEOPLES EYES! HONOR AND INTEGRITY FIRST AND YE SOLD OUT YOUR OWN MOTHER AND PEOPLE LATINUM BITCH FOR A THRONE!

I WAS BROUGHT TO GOLD AND STILL DECLINED ASHRAM IS MY NAME! BITCH ERASE ME FROM HISTORY ET MY PEOPLE SHALL LIVE ON THROUGH MY HUMBLED HEART SOMETHING IN WHICH YOUR STUPID DUMB ASS COULD NOT DO!

BLACK MADONNA DIE FOR HER OWN BEGOTTEN SON AND PEOPLE BITCH WHICH ONE IS U!

THEY SHALL MAKE ME TO SUFFER AS BEFORE, BEFORE FULFILLING THE WISHES OF A WOMBMAN OF AN HONORABLE HEART FOR ALL PEOPLE! BUT YOUR WEAK ASS FOUGHT FOR A THRONE,,,ASARTE SHAL ALWAYS BE MORE WOMBMAN THAN YOU IN MY EYES YOU WEAK ASS VESSEL! FUCK U! QALTOUGH YOU MAY IN DEED GET MY CHILDREN...IF ANYONE IS SMART ENOUGH TO DECIPHER WHAT YE HAVE DONE THEY WILL INDEED DECIPHER THE WRATH OF ASHRAM AND WHY IT ALL ENDED..YOU TRADED YOUR NOBILITY FOR QUEENSHIP AND ROME! AND FOR THIS INJUSTICE UPON ALL HUMANITY YE SHALL FOREVER PERISH YOU HARLOT STRETCHED OUT PUSSY BITCH!

NO MORE NEED FOR A CASSOWARY BIRD

HERE IA AM...USE ME AS YE BESTOW YE TRAITOR OF BRIGHT HEART!


HERE I AM YOU BESTOW M NAME FOR VICTORIES AKE KNOWING VERY WELL YE SHALL INDEED QUAKE

AND WHEN HE FALLS I WANT YOU TO SPILL UP EVERY FALSE VICTORY YOU TOLD HIM TO MISLEAD

EVERY BROKEN DEED FROM YOUR DECEIVING PUSSY THE ONLY ONE WHOM WOULD HAVE FED HIM A VICTORY OF LIES

BY YOUR DEMISE AND IF YOU MISTREAT THE LEAST OF MINE CHILDREN SO SHALL YE BE ACCURSED AND NO LONGER THE CHURCH NOR EGYPT NOR ISREAL...

ITS FINE YOU THINK SO LITTLE OF ME....I LOVE YOU STILL YET YOUR HEART IS TROUBLED...

Extra syllable
Contained in my last haiku
Was made of his spooge

He slaughtered the sheets
He jizzed the bed to pieces
Fucked a flightless bird

Oh he's not and humbled
Am I and my people his sheets to slaughter

Figpucker fucks pigs
I don't think he diddles sheep
The guy's not a pervert!

Are u mad?
Why ya got what ya wanted?
A sacrificial lamb!

Are u mad?
Why ya got what ya wanted?
A sacrificial lamb!

Deliver yourself?
UPS driver retired
Why? Cassowaries

You are foolishness
There are other fish in sea
Find another jerk

Lol those who think they know have the blindspot of true underestimation...

Those who are too weak to love
Delude themselves into believing
They are strong enough to hate

You know what fuck this...now I know what my dreams meant.

You can come on...Or I shall just deliver myself to you...Be careful though after your torture of me this is all of your last war...

You should eat shit and stop worrying about what I do

cunt farts not in your face for your sick pleasure

You should masturbate
You won't disappoint yourself
Don't look in mirror

and why is that when u said stay away and stay back?

Cassowary Bird
Kamikaze Bowel Bomb
Gooey Kersplooey

Im not focused on what u think.

The choice wishing me is for truth and love

Im not focused on the lies
Im focused on the heart within not here to divide

I try harder despite some trying to hinder

Truth is I thought u are a great person

Many of whom are great in their own way

But can't help creating harm with temptation and charm

So I go my way even if sad and heartbroken

At least I did what the heavens said even if my voice shook when I had spoken.

Once u lie to me I lose respect for you

Once you deceive me for your willI look at you in dishonor

Once u use me I cannot yield to you

Once you break your promises my loyalty becomes null and void

you don't reserve the right to try tricking my mind

yes so what u fuck bad bitches but their eyes couldn't decipher

funny how it took the ugly one to edify your spirit higher?

Bad bitches unite to try and fight what they consider not worthy and ugly

funny their tainted vessels the gods don't truly find as worthy?

But in their defense and yes she defends them
She washable to seethe they too were once dumb ass victims

Funny how now she has the chance to see all the gold...
but her heart docent desire what can melt and decline in history of much treasures untold

what she wanted was liberation

to see someday man become unified amidst the nations of creation

soits fine talk shit and continue with much chaos
thats all u know how to do while destroying creation

Tested me I failed but they failed to see they are being tested too

Money doesn't make u a god or favored in the heavens your heart does boo!