When light shines brightly
Total darkness disappears
Takes much energy
by Anomalous Poet
The anxiety
Is payback for wasted time
Wake or decompose
by Anomalous Poet
Birth canal opens
Mother screams torture of love
Better make her proud
by Anomalous Poet
Hell basement spiders
Blood gangbang spiritual puke
Death birth second chance
by Anomalous Poet
Who got the sandals?
There's still some wear left in those
Jesus got big feet
by Size hello there
Grandpa loved wild birds
They perched on his stiff penis
Until it went limp
by Bad Seed
They had hankerings
They were first cousins. So what?
Nothing wrong with that
by Urges
Christ's resurrection --
still, Darth's thinkin' with his dick.
Some things never change . . .
by Who is that TTGFP ? of I wanted to thank her/him
Approximately
Give or take a few inches
You got a small one
by Ruler of the world
Look at it this way
Haiku keeps your mind active
A worthwhile pastime
by William Nippress
Hippopotamus
Pygmy Hippopotamus
Which one makes more poop?
by Quiz
one day you will see
Haiku is a waste of time
Masturbate instead
by Former poet of Washing hands
Crusty bloody scabs
Keep them as souvenirs
To remember me
by Exududent debris
Go ahead, eat ham.
It keeps the Muslims away.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
The Pagan puff-ball
bearing psychedelic eggs.
Praise be to Jesus!
Spoiled little brats
on quests for tie-dye ova.
Praise be to Jesus!
Little do they know
they had better find Jesus!
Praise His Holy Name!
by TTGFP
The Easter Bunny
will not save your wretched soul.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
The Easter Bunny
did not roll away a rock.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
The Easter Bunny
is not real, but Jesus is!
Praise be to Jesus!
by Twinkle Toes Glitter Fairy Princess of Ah, but then it's hard to find a marshmallow filled chocolate Jesus on the Cross, now isn't it.
Marie Antoinette
Stopped sucking my dick one day
Never found out why
by End of The world
Get down on your knees
Pray.. Stand up..Pray. Stand up. Pray.
Stand up. Pray. Stand up
by Stan D. Upanishad of No toucha da mushrooms
Due to drain problem,
Goddess had to call plumber.
Man fixed it for her.
by Goddess needs a Babysitter or next Weekend
You have overused
That old John-Boy Walton shtick.
Find some new content.
by Goodnight, Haiku of Harmonica Melody
John Boy Walton's Mole
Looking forward to baked ham
With all the fixings
by God is Good of Walton's Mountain
A block of sharp cheese
Distinct tang reminiscent
Of Grandfather's taint
by Cuntfart Cuntfart of Cunt
The monster rattles
the bars of his cage for now.
Jesus help us all!
by TTGFP
Just ate "Food for The Gods" pastry.
Overrated.
Glad I'll burn in hell.... Okay, back to vacation.
by Anonymous Poet
He followed the rules
Only beat off in his room
Drowned in the spew
by Noticer of Details
A meatless marriage
Not enough for leftovers
Unsatisfying
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
So... Looking for a dish drying rack. You know, the kind you set by the side of the sink and put the dishes and silverware in it to dry that drips down and drains into the sink. Really fucking simple, yeah. But it's nowhere to be found. I mean, all these dish drying racks all just have a tub under them and don't allow the water to drain off. I mean, how fucking stupid can these Asians be?! Seriously! Something so basic, so standard, so obvious in how it should work, how it should be designed. They can't do it. Why?! Why?! WHY!?!?!!????!!!!!!!
Bunch of fucking backwards primitive barbarians!
I should have moved to Europe.
Spiritual note to self for future reincarnations: Don't fuck monkeys. Just don't.
by Yes, I lied, 2 weeks not up yet.... bu this is a rant, not a haiku. Deal with it you weird motherfuckers.
Don't have a condom?
Use aluminum foil
Will keep your meat fresh
by Short of Breath
Sidle up to bar
And vomiting poetry
Drinking Bad Haiku
by Anomalous Poet
were all going to die 5-7-5
by WATERGAZED of ARARATTHEMOUNT
You cheat at haiku
If you count your syllables
It's 5-7-5
by That' my phone number I just met u of Call me maybe
Hey get over it
Somebody cheated on you
Guess what? No one cares
by Anonymous Poet
Go slaughter a ham
Pull the leg off a cute lamb
Candy:Fill your face
by Chinese Factory Workers of Laughing Jag
Next door liar breathing in the same house ..can't wait till you're found out you'll die too silly wabbit
by Dog on the leash of In the end uend
You a fucking liar and aren't one with shit...you in your rotting flesh soter..plotolmy...u traded everything. Cast yourself down into the abyss for it and took others with you.
by Yourcousinsbloodforamakeupline of DontTellLies
Peck peck peck... you rang?
The Easter Cassowary
Coming right for ya!!
by Peck peck peck
Power flows brightly
Flightless bird communicates
Silence falls nothing
by Ground Owl of Burrow
I am one with Him.
This is my body and blood.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
I got it God wins
He did a good -- no, great job.
Praise forevermore.
by Everything a filthy lie except the Gospel of Yeshua Christos
You got it u win...good job.
by Truthseekers of DontTellLies
Ok ok u falsely won have more fun one of these days you're done
by You full of shit a piece of shit insides are shit dildoed up in shit of Yourbackhole
It's always "Easter".
Phuck the eggs and bunnies
Christ is Lord. Amen.
by React to this, Recycled Garbage Souls of Condemnation
Traitors exposed this time don't cry when u lose deserving of the noose
by Hilo of Mito
Good Friday six pack
C'mon youse sit back and watch
The crucifixion
by Couch potato of Couch sitting next to a ghost
Youse is a sinner
God and Jesus yeah as if
You know those two dudes
by Dumb and Dumberer
Bitch I'm going to use your uggs to remove your trachea
by Jamaican Reptillian Fake Bait of Island Burning
But when I come back
I plan on wearing some Uggs
Then, I'll rapture youse
by J C of Made u look
Speaking on behalf
Of jesuschristalmighty
"sandals are comfy"
by Spokesperson
