I am one with Him.
This is my body and blood.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP
I got it God wins
He did a good -- no, great job.
Praise forevermore.
by Everything a filthy lie except the Gospel of Yeshua Christos
You got it u win...good job.
by Truthseekers of DontTellLies
Ok ok u falsely won have more fun one of these days you're done
by You full of shit a piece of shit insides are shit dildoed up in shit of Yourbackhole
It's always "Easter".
Phuck the eggs and bunnies
Christ is Lord. Amen.
by React to this, Recycled Garbage Souls of Condemnation
Traitors exposed this time don't cry when u lose deserving of the noose
by Hilo of Mito
Good Friday six pack
C'mon youse sit back and watch
The crucifixion
by Couch potato of Couch sitting next to a ghost
Youse is a sinner
God and Jesus yeah as if
You know those two dudes
by Dumb and Dumberer
Bitch I'm going to use your uggs to remove your trachea
by Jamaican Reptillian Fake Bait of Island Burning
But when I come back
I plan on wearing some Uggs
Then, I'll rapture youse
by J C of Made u look
Speaking on behalf
Of jesuschristalmighty
"sandals are comfy"
by Spokesperson
anus coming, who?
Comment Allez-void, hemorrhoid
So, avoid the Noid
by Domino of Lord have Mercy
ANU IS COMING FOR ALL OF U WHO THINK U GOT THIS SHIT FIGURED OUT! INCLUDING JESUS AND ALL WHO WERE INVOLVED..
by KNOW THT of EVEN YOU HAVE A TRUE MAKER
thats just it I'm not normal stop being on my clit
by Stay out my business of or give me back what u stole
The Lord Jesus Christ
prefers you to be normal.
Stop writing this stuff.
by TTGFP
A thief lies a million times to win
No truth in them for jealousies sin fake as fuck incorporating false illusion into the new children phony broads be acting stupid even when u don't lose it and let them have it they still be at it stop coming for me why can't u let the shit be is it because the truth is you're afraid of defeat from your lies and deceit
by Stay off my back of Get some act right
I found out the traitor
Ben dealing us as slaves for aeons and decades went into a jealous rage mad fake and stole everything and gave it to the new slave drivers for fame of legendary betrayal killed Osiris and blamed it on his own mother been helping them the entire time and surprised it never got caught foolish council full of lies now peter pan has to watch his true wendy grow old
by Pied Piper Stop Playing of Nevermeantland
Don't make me poet
Don't make me churn out haiku
Don't make me do this
by Unpaid Haiku poet of Held against will
Somnambulant nerd
Point him in that direction
Oncoming traffic
by Nerd buster of Nerd busting
7-11
Asked the clerk for some haiku
He said to come here
by Shopper
April in Paris
Got a hunch I won't be back
A burning feeling
by Beret Manilow of Eiffel Tower
Right about this time
His car backs out of the drive
This time there's no brakes
by Making it happen
A new law states that
All U.S. Citizens must
Learn the Thriller Dance
by Backstreet of Back
Florida is weird
You'll never catch me down there
Without my bath salts
by Person freaking out of Front Lawn
I caught him double dealing the goddess.sniffing out her panties for albumen globs. The Thunder cloud elders put the whammy on it and him and his whole family choked on unpopped popcorn kernels at the cinema while their gay uncle poked his pool cue up the backside of the usher. hush now sweet meat .
by Florida woman of Feet in the sand
When a woman cums
I doubt you're responsible
Because you're a guy
by Exorcism of Emily Rose
Someone has no life.
I mean, just look at this shite.
Unbelievable.
by Concerned citizen of Mayberry, NC
Sloppy vaginal area
he seen it/ they seen it/ she seen it
is there anyone who hasn't had a turn ewe nvm i don't want germs
by CLEANJean101 of Personal Protection
orange man coming
no more ass jerk fronting
little hellions scared and running
by I Trumped You of By Making It Great
Electrical storm
Benjamin Franklin running
Nude, clutching a kite
by Starkitten of Dream state
Orange Man is good
Orange Man is big daddy
Orange Man owns you
by William of Orange
Newbies on this site:
Got to use Five-Seven-Five
Or it's not legit
by Economy of Words
a little liquor might keep her from seeing the uglies drown out the strings attached to the fur grims
by All I Wanna Do Is of Smack The Shit Outta You
Living in the same house betraying me little snitch
gets its lips and eyes sewn up
by Pissed Virgin of Your Maker
Watch her lift a car
And hold it over her head
Cunt muscles at work
by Monster Cunt Show of Arena
Point me to the door
I had a few too many
You almost look good
by Drunk of Barstool
TRIGGERED
ORANGE MAN BAD
ORANGE MAN BAD
by NPC
the invaders of privacy became invaded thanks to the orange man
by Ingrown toenail of Technology Backfire
That ingrown toenail
One guy chewed his own leg off
To get some relief
by Starkitten of Chin hair pulling competition and log rolling
While on the reservation
I felt so much peace and saw a great people who managed to keep their sprits yet stripped of so much and yet they have more honor than any others for this humbled me
I saw wise elders walk with proud sales and the ethos of the mountains from many generations and said blessed is to be the sons of thunder unto the mighty heavens that be
by Dark light hidden delight of California Star Light
So what's the deal with
LSD? Is it a drug
Or technology?
by Jerry Seinfeld of 5 hits of acid
Crystals on a dark ocean
Lady in white slides her feet into the golden sands
the waves speak to the soul
by Dark light hidden delight of California
Rose quartz and lilies
books under trees
Calming realizations
by Encyclopedia of Ohio
People are windows
Transparent fragile and yet
They can let light in
by MONARCH
To me light is moon
For sake of simplicity
Fluttering wildly
by MANMOTH of Moon
Funny we meet here
High as fuck leaned up against
This ugly cactus
by Jim morrison of Desert
The birds and the bees
Vinegars sting honey drip
With a side of flies
by Close your legs
Voice echoes off sand
Bounces among stones and air
Strikes eardrums loudly
by Man of Desert
Distance isn't easy
Yet the moth flew to her window
Frightened yet she still loved it
by Nurturing Heart of Pennsylvania
Been silent and numb
And ready to let it die
Somehow still ablaze
by Ghost of Haunted House