Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #63995
I caught him double dealing the goddess.sniffing out her panties for albumen globs. The Thunder cloud elders put the whammy on it and him and his whole family choked on unpopped popcorn kernels at the cinema while their gay uncle poked his pool cue up the backside of the usher. hush now sweet meat .
Haiku #63995
Posted: April 19, 2019 11:44 am ET
Poet & location: Florida woman of Feet in the sand