I caught him double dealing the goddess.sniffing out her panties for albumen globs. The Thunder cloud elders put the whammy on it and him and his whole family choked on unpopped popcorn kernels at the cinema while their gay uncle poked his pool cue up the backside of the usher. hush now sweet meat .
by Florida woman of Feet in the sand
When a woman cums
I doubt you're responsible
Because you're a guy
by Exorcism of Emily Rose
Someone has no life.
I mean, just look at this shite.
Unbelievable.
by Concerned citizen of Mayberry, NC
Sloppy vaginal area
he seen it/ they seen it/ she seen it
is there anyone who hasn't had a turn ewe nvm i don't want germs
by CLEANJean101 of Personal Protection
orange man coming
no more ass jerk fronting
little hellions scared and running
by I Trumped You of By Making It Great
Electrical storm
Benjamin Franklin running
Nude, clutching a kite
by Starkitten of Dream state
Orange Man is good
Orange Man is big daddy
Orange Man owns you
by William of Orange
Newbies on this site:
Got to use Five-Seven-Five
Or it's not legit
by Economy of Words
a little liquor might keep her from seeing the uglies drown out the strings attached to the fur grims
by All I Wanna Do Is of Smack The Shit Outta You
Living in the same house betraying me little snitch
gets its lips and eyes sewn up
by Pissed Virgin of Your Maker
Watch her lift a car
And hold it over her head
Cunt muscles at work
by Monster Cunt Show of Arena
Point me to the door
I had a few too many
You almost look good
by Drunk of Barstool
TRIGGERED
ORANGE MAN BAD
ORANGE MAN BAD
by NPC
the invaders of privacy became invaded thanks to the orange man
by Ingrown toenail of Technology Backfire
That ingrown toenail
One guy chewed his own leg off
To get some relief
by Starkitten of Chin hair pulling competition and log rolling
While on the reservation
I felt so much peace and saw a great people who managed to keep their sprits yet stripped of so much and yet they have more honor than any others for this humbled me
I saw wise elders walk with proud sales and the ethos of the mountains from many generations and said blessed is to be the sons of thunder unto the mighty heavens that be
by Dark light hidden delight of California Star Light
So what's the deal with
LSD? Is it a drug
Or technology?
by Jerry Seinfeld of 5 hits of acid
Crystals on a dark ocean
Lady in white slides her feet into the golden sands
the waves speak to the soul
by Dark light hidden delight of California
Rose quartz and lilies
books under trees
Calming realizations
by Encyclopedia of Ohio
People are windows
Transparent fragile and yet
They can let light in
by MONARCH
To me light is moon
For sake of simplicity
Fluttering wildly
by MANMOTH of Moon
Funny we meet here
High as fuck leaned up against
This ugly cactus
by Jim morrison of Desert
The birds and the bees
Vinegars sting honey drip
With a side of flies
by Close your legs
Voice echoes off sand
Bounces among stones and air
Strikes eardrums loudly
by Man of Desert
Distance isn't easy
Yet the moth flew to her window
Frightened yet she still loved it
by Nurturing Heart of Pennsylvania
Been silent and numb
And ready to let it die
Somehow still ablaze
by Ghost of Haunted House
The pain of the ingrown toenail
I used his tweezers to clip relief
by SchweatyBalls of Streaks
Have you tried leeches?
For firm yet gentle sucking
Here's my business card
by Robin Leech of Lifestyles of the fruity
Mary Magdalene
They say she liked his stuffing
Nazareth home slice
by Televangelist of Rolling in the dough
Dizzy spell this morn.
The Monster wants to get out.
He gave me two weeks.
by TTGFP of Jesus help me!
Way back in the day
Juicy Joyce shaved a peace sign
In her pubic hair
by One hand on my something
The bread's his body.
Lord Jesus Christ is risen!
Praise be to Jesus.
by TTGFP Okay, that was bad, slightly blasphemous, but I'm sure JC has a sense of humor; we're made in his image, so the story goes.
The grass needs cut
the mower is broken
the weeds are growing into the good grass
by Farmer John of Arkansas
They cried out to their goddesses whining that he wished to replace them wa wa wah but she ignored their tears because of all the first they did throughout the years and chose someone who hasn't been passed around for bags of gold...she gave two fucks because those old toy monkeys got used and way too old
by Clay Molder of Birth Canal Origin
He switches women when bored with the last rubber coochie he explored
by Skeezers R Us of ISLANDS
Overheard on Ark
Make room for the dinosaurs!
Wow, they shit a lot!!
by Did they go extinct? of And/or did the stinx?
I switched the channel
Meanwhile, in the Philippines
A man measures his
by Vietnamese coffee of Never bitter, Just Better
Wishing you the best
On this holiday weekend
Merry Christmas, all!
by It of Birth, death, fact fiction, winter spring summer fall
The lamb and the lion
Park their asses on Broadway
All That Jazzereth!
by Gene sis of Ticket window
This new poetess
Seems about as genuine
As the cold, fake moon
by Big Ass of Mooning u pressed against the window
She is risen
she shall have justice
she is truth
she needed no statue
for she carried and truly created from her womb
by Mother To Many Gods n Goddesses of Galaxies
Man from Nazareth
Fosse...All that Jazzereth
The show must go on!
by Anonymous Poet
There once was a man from Nazareth.
And nothing rhymes with Nazareth.
He is the Son of God.
He is the Son of God.
Praise be to Jesus.
by TTGFP
he liked my legs and secretly she does too
the issue is i refuse to chose you too
by Mr. Deez of Jockstrap
Love is my desire
no bullshit for hire
sorry if my words set u on fire
whatever needed to make peace higher
by Threshold of Spirit
Beautiful Roses
fields of love
hearts of a rainbow
collected souls
together in unison
no pain upon any my vision for plenty
by Colors of the Moon of 9th realm
Close your legs, honey
A bit of a fly problem
Keeps coming undone
by Overheard outside the Rectory of Undisclosed
bugspray insecticide
even locusts die
by RAID of Tampa
fruit of the loom
monday thru sundays but rewore tusedays
bloomers don't blossom
drawers the boxers in the boxes
changed this month
by Stanley Tricks of Florida
a plague of locusts
Not something you see each day
Well, that is unless
by You know of Where to look