Dizzy spell this morn.
The Monster wants to get out.
He gave me two weeks.
by TTGFP of Jesus help me!
Way back in the day
Juicy Joyce shaved a peace sign
In her pubic hair
by One hand on my something
The bread's his body.
Lord Jesus Christ is risen!
Praise be to Jesus.
by TTGFP Okay, that was bad, slightly blasphemous, but I'm sure JC has a sense of humor; we're made in his image, so the story goes.
The grass needs cut
the mower is broken
the weeds are growing into the good grass
by Farmer John of Arkansas
They cried out to their goddesses whining that he wished to replace them wa wa wah but she ignored their tears because of all the first they did throughout the years and chose someone who hasn't been passed around for bags of gold...she gave two fucks because those old toy monkeys got used and way too old
by Clay Molder of Birth Canal Origin
He switches women when bored with the last rubber coochie he explored
by Skeezers R Us of ISLANDS
Overheard on Ark
Make room for the dinosaurs!
Wow, they shit a lot!!
by Did they go extinct? of And/or did the stinx?
I switched the channel
Meanwhile, in the Philippines
A man measures his
by Vietnamese coffee of Never bitter, Just Better
Wishing you the best
On this holiday weekend
Merry Christmas, all!
by It of Birth, death, fact fiction, winter spring summer fall
The lamb and the lion
Park their asses on Broadway
All That Jazzereth!
by Gene sis of Ticket window
This new poetess
Seems about as genuine
As the cold, fake moon
by Big Ass of Mooning u pressed against the window
She is risen
she shall have justice
she is truth
she needed no statue
for she carried and truly created from her womb
by Mother To Many Gods n Goddesses of Galaxies
Man from Nazareth
Fosse...All that Jazzereth
The show must go on!
by Anonymous Poet
There once was a man from Nazareth.
And nothing rhymes with Nazareth.
He is the Son of God.
He is the Son of God.
Praise be to Jesus.
by TTGFP
he liked my legs and secretly she does too
the issue is i refuse to chose you too
by Mr. Deez of Jockstrap
Love is my desire
no bullshit for hire
sorry if my words set u on fire
whatever needed to make peace higher
by Threshold of Spirit
Beautiful Roses
fields of love
hearts of a rainbow
collected souls
together in unison
no pain upon any my vision for plenty
by Colors of the Moon of 9th realm
Close your legs, honey
A bit of a fly problem
Keeps coming undone
by Overheard outside the Rectory of Undisclosed
bugspray insecticide
even locusts die
by RAID of Tampa
fruit of the loom
monday thru sundays but rewore tusedays
bloomers don't blossom
drawers the boxers in the boxes
changed this month
by Stanley Tricks of Florida
a plague of locusts
Not something you see each day
Well, that is unless
by You know of Where to look
flowers withered
the stench rots
gingivitis
by Emmanuel of New York
only weak ones swarm
none can stand alone
then got blisters from acceptance
by Good Timing of Wisconsin
When I was a kid
There was this one family
They smelled like mothballs
by Former kid of 1977 or in the vicinity
Groupon has a deal
You can get your cunt steamed out
Like Gwynneth Paltrow
by Goopy Mess of Cunt
Triumphant return
Dinosaurs reclaim their hood
Yabba Dabba Doo!!
by Flintstones Kids of One million strong and growing
Dusty trails
Dark Caves
Independence lonely life
Or accept being enslaved
by Brendon of Alabama
Sweet tunes not yet played
Old neglected instrument
Blow some life in it
by Honey of In the Horn
Spring cherry blossoms
In the festival moonlight
Darth-san plays Koto
by Japanophilia of Coprophagia
The other white meat
Step out of your comfort zone
Try Longpig tonight
by Figpucker Helper of Make a a Great Meal
No chewing required
So Grandpa set down his teeth
And ate out Grandma
by Incestry. Com
When I was a kid
The teacher put a student
in the wastebasket
by Let them eat paste
Sometime just for fun
Turn your eyelids inside out
Rob your local bank
by Cash me outside
You'll get used to it
Life in the trunk of my car
Now, where's my duct tape?
by Otto of Mobile
A golden shower
Even when accidental
Can be refreshing
by Birds of A feather
Inebriated
Note to self: Tuck in pecker
Before Easter Mass
by Father Tomato of Erectory
Your important job
Retrieving the urine cup
From the small window
by That's a real pissah
Infatuated
Make sure to get the first pew
Get up in GOD's grill
by Your Aunt Esther of Bitchlips
Church attendance down.....
Seems people figured it out....
Thank God for that.
by Diablo
Take your meds, Darth
Forget about all that shit
Milk of Amnesia
by Nurse Ratched of Cushion Room
Some of us have jobs.
Clients, deadlines, stuff like that.
Praise be to Jesus.
by blah blah blah
Remember the guy
Who married a pillowcase
She got a sister?
by Guest of Tucker Inn
Hey all you scrawlers:
five-seven-five is the form;
so play by the rules.
by Or I Rip Your Beating Heart from out of your Chest Cavity at top of Pyramid
I will wrap your head
inside your freshly-flayed skin
by way of Haiku
by Poetic Aztec of Xochipepetlmoxticuatlixtepcuatl-Centzontotochtin
It sees me! The EYE
The illuminated eye!
Kabbalah=GNOSIS
by Yetzer Sephiroth of Lawn Guy-Land
The Ashkenazim
Are different from Sephardim
As are Mizrahim
by Oy Hirschel it's almost Pesach
Haiku Elite Force
Secret mission to get Darth
bring him to justice
by You Are Surrounded by Poetry of Let Go of your Cock and Come Out of There
Bubble tea IS gross !
And by the way it's "Hijab"...
OK, Mr. Jones?
by 1776 WORLDWIDE of controlled opposition
I love George Conway
But not for his sexy bod.
His mind....beautiful
by Diablo
Mythological
Admiring my reflection
Another selfie
by Duck face of Washroom
