A golden shower
Even when accidental
Can be refreshing

Inebriated
Note to self: Tuck in pecker
Before Easter Mass

Your important job
Retrieving the urine cup
From the small window

Infatuated
Make sure to get the first pew
Get up in GOD's grill

Church attendance down.....
Seems people figured it out....
Thank God for that.

Take your meds, Darth
Forget about all that shit
Milk of Amnesia

Some of us have jobs.
Clients, deadlines, stuff like that.
Praise be to Jesus.

Remember the guy
Who married a pillowcase
She got a sister?

Hey all you scrawlers:
five-seven-five is the form;
so play by the rules.

I will wrap your head
inside your freshly-flayed skin
by way of Haiku

It sees me! The EYE
The illuminated eye!
Kabbalah=GNOSIS

The Ashkenazim
Are different from Sephardim
As are Mizrahim

Haiku Elite Force
Secret mission to get Darth
bring him to justice

Bubble tea IS gross !
And by the way it's "Hijab"...
OK, Mr. Jones?

I love George Conway
But not for his sexy bod.
His mind....beautiful

Mythological
Admiring my reflection
Another selfie

Remember the time
Grandfather walked down to town
And showed them his cock

French fried monkey meat
Other endeavors: Flung poo
Simian guido

Jamaican bobsleds
Burning one on the way down
Inhaling FunYuns

Pimples or herpes
infection or foundation?
Tight or stretched?

Forget about sex
Take pleasure in simple things
Let wind on the train

Next time, one thin coat
Extra Strength Ben Gay Dildo
"Smelly Arthritis"

Dildos gross me out
Caught the man I love sticking it in his ass

By the green monster who thought she was a fairy
she sprayed the axe in her vagina as he pooped the dildo

yo socks stink
I smelt them while we were doing it

You need a dildo
Put googly eyes on it
Axe body spray, too

simple..
still love him

but hate that i do
come fuck my pain away someone new

eat shit

I saw the Sons of Thunder from the heavens

I fell in love with their humble call

Native drums as the thunder yells and lightening strikes

My womb is delighted and my inner lips are moistened in desire and satisfaction of the call

The Sun wants you too Son
tp come forth from mother moon

Shoot the whole cumload
Into an empty bread bag
Pop it in her ear

Forget about her
Jerk off in the couch cushions
Shotgun some cheap beer

Think back to when your entire race went extinct
because of your treacherous lying filth of stinch

That is not vomit
A sign of true genius
Loosey Goosey Stools!!

Stole very position
wasn't hers in the first place says Hathor
Sided with the enemy in fear of losing her position

killed own family and thats how the civilization fell we know!

It seems while I was
Gone someone vomited all
Over this website

Think back to the time
When you thought other people
Could feel what you felt

She is a rat
a joke to the heavens

shapeshifting monster whose face is falling apart

fake everything? Fake as the dog u fucked as a scape

i loved you stupid!
I lost what little I had

You tormented me
You lied

You even liked the dick more than I perhaps?

That was the last straw
When I came home to find you
Screwing my hamsters

if I don't sell my soul and pray
i cover my hair and face with my hajib

i even turned to pray with my rosary 7 hail mary's from me

then i prayed in my ruffled white socks after the baptist sunday service

but no answer...he still raped as the blood dripped down

then i discovered it was satan that came and heard all my prayers but in different names

playing mind games on the little boy and girls

and he was the one taking delight in the prayers and when it was a little boy it came as a girl
told me she had a big ego

Maniacal Laugh
As the steeple burns and falls
Flick my cigarette

egypt made slaves of their own
rome made slaves of egypt
islam made slaves of little girls and boys

racism made slaves of the ignorant and dumb
politics made slaves of us all
everyone got raped and pillaged by all religions and entertainment made it cool by hiding it with a lie and selling it like cherry pie...so bye

Bubble tea is gross.
Abomination of God.
Praise be to Jesus!

God was much angered
by all those boys molested.
Praise be to Jesus!

Next the Vatican
if the priests don't change their ways.
Praise be to Jesus!

But as long as the
football team is still okay.
Praise be to Jesus!

Farts in skinny jeans
Bubble Tea Tapioca
Care for a shoeshine?

A man of the cloth
Crusty towel under bed
Laundered by Mother

We can only hope
The sun will burn up the Earth
In the near future

green eyed ugly girl
insecure blondes without makeup
they're dead
no ideas to think of
seeking to mimic those with true life
wears masks and makeup tints shades of ugliness
botox tits and ass
lies staring back as they try facing the glass

Send them over here
Us poets have got your back
You got me riled up

I desire your trachea
slits your last breath
no sorrow
cut your dick and sew it
into her mouth
so she can stop whining and stalking me
then rip his heart and stick it in her ripped open with a scalpel vagina
love sweet love now

When you cut the cheese
Into the sagging floorboards
Of an old front porch

you don't want me
but want no one else to want me
sick obsessions
you call them lessons
but even your women thirst for the taste of my labia lips in the next session
what a fucking confession