Dildos gross me out
Caught the man I love sticking it in his ass
By the green monster who thought she was a fairy
she sprayed the axe in her vagina as he pooped the dildo
by Adrianna of Florida
yo socks stink
I smelt them while we were doing it
by Soap N Water of Corn Chips
You need a dildo
Put googly eyes on it
Axe body spray, too
by Rural Guido
simple..
still love him
but hate that i do
come fuck my pain away someone new
eat shit
by Blah Blah Blah of Mr. Deez
I saw the Sons of Thunder from the heavens
I fell in love with their humble call
Native drums as the thunder yells and lightening strikes
My womb is delighted and my inner lips are moistened in desire and satisfaction of the call
The Sun wants you too Son
tp come forth from mother moon
by Crescent Moon Beams of California
Shoot the whole cumload
Into an empty bread bag
Pop it in her ear
by Life Coach
Forget about her
Jerk off in the couch cushions
Shotgun some cheap beer
by Manly Advice fromHoward Cosell's ghost of Sofa, but I'll move over a tad
Think back to when your entire race went extinct
because of your treacherous lying filth of stinch
by Rock of Ages of Infinity
That is not vomit
A sign of true genius
Loosey Goosey Stools!!
by Watch your step
Stole very position
wasn't hers in the first place says Hathor
Sided with the enemy in fear of losing her position
killed own family and thats how the civilization fell we know!
by Earth Air Fire Water Spirit of Jinn
It seems while I was
Gone someone vomited all
Over this website
by Sparklepony, MD of backing away slowly
Think back to the time
When you thought other people
Could feel what you felt
by Rude awakenings
She is a rat
a joke to the heavens
shapeshifting monster whose face is falling apart
fake everything? Fake as the dog u fucked as a scape
by Brianna of Texas
i loved you stupid!
I lost what little I had
You tormented me
You lied
You even liked the dick more than I perhaps?
by Chris of California
That was the last straw
When I came home to find you
Screwing my hamsters
by Your soon to be ex-wife
if I don't sell my soul and pray
i cover my hair and face with my hajib
i even turned to pray with my rosary 7 hail mary's from me
then i prayed in my ruffled white socks after the baptist sunday service
but no answer...he still raped as the blood dripped down
then i discovered it was satan that came and heard all my prayers but in different names
playing mind games on the little boy and girls
and he was the one taking delight in the prayers and when it was a little boy it came as a girl
told me she had a big ego
by dark light hidden delight of California
Maniacal Laugh
As the steeple burns and falls
Flick my cigarette
by And walk on
egypt made slaves of their own
rome made slaves of egypt
islam made slaves of little girls and boys
racism made slaves of the ignorant and dumb
politics made slaves of us all
everyone got raped and pillaged by all religions and entertainment made it cool by hiding it with a lie and selling it like cherry pie...so bye
by dark light hidden delight of California
Bubble tea is gross.
Abomination of God.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP of Tea is grown, not made in factories.
God was much angered
by all those boys molested.
Praise be to Jesus!
Next the Vatican
if the priests don't change their ways.
Praise be to Jesus!
But as long as the
football team is still okay.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP of Lets get our priorities straight even if the priests are not.
Farts in skinny jeans
Bubble Tea Tapioca
Care for a shoeshine?
by Down on my luck
A man of the cloth
Crusty towel under bed
Laundered by Mother
by She always finds it
We can only hope
The sun will burn up the Earth
In the near future
by Cuttothe Chase of ( No relation to Chevy)
green eyed ugly girl
insecure blondes without makeup
they're dead
no ideas to think of
seeking to mimic those with true life
wears masks and makeup tints shades of ugliness
botox tits and ass
lies staring back as they try facing the glass
by dark light hidden delight of CAlifornia
Send them over here
Us poets have got your back
You got me riled up
by Clenched Fist
I desire your trachea
slits your last breath
no sorrow
cut your dick and sew it
into her mouth
so she can stop whining and stalking me
then rip his heart and stick it in her ripped open with a scalpel vagina
love sweet love now
by dark light hidden of California
When you cut the cheese
Into the sagging floorboards
Of an old front porch
by Keep on talikng of Like nothing happened
you don't want me
but want no one else to want me
sick obsessions
you call them lessons
but even your women thirst for the taste of my labia lips in the next session
what a fucking confession
by dark light hidden delight of California
he likes the big black strap
he hides she sticks it to him in his back
he knows i know
man bags under hidden skinny jean sags
his lips suck more than clits
what he does in the dark
while the women fight over his spark
by dark light hidden delight of California
She wanted me too
I said no fuck u
He/She/It liked the taste of my flesh
Loved to get me wet till I made a mess
found out the beautifuls of my womb they wanted to father/mother
spirits of fire jinn
he knew she was his twin
yet in his own sick jealousy even he didn't want the true twin to win
he even invited his demons in
by dark light hidden delight of California
darkest prince drenched in piss.
he desired the light but he missed sadly he used to also eat my shit
I used to like it till I found out it was also his bitch
by dark light hidden delight of California
Got a deal for you
Solitary confinement
The quiet is loud
by Drunk tank of Floor
My only advice
Try not to think of the past
No future in that
by Noticer of Details of Holding space 4 u (between my ears)
I'm truly fed up
fed up with the internet
and the noise of life
by vhs of no I'm not depressed, I'm annoyed
Prob with your winkle?
Too small to have a wrinkle?
How do you tinkle?
by Stretch that mofo
Weighed my dick today
Didn't even register
Scale must be broken
by Contempt of Court
Who your wife thinks of:
Ralph Nader eating hot dogs
In a Ford Pinto
by No seatbelts
Learn the alphabet
One day you may wanna say
F U to someone
by Who your wife thinks of When you're in bed
Women used to douche
With toxic Lysol products
To please some douchebag
by Woman of 2019
DO NOT MESS IT UP
WARNING DO NOT MESS IT UP
DO NOT MESS IT UP
by Strict God
Today is the day
You only get this one chance
So don
by Strict God
Pink protuberance
Thrusting with exuberance
Now you messed your pants
by C of Cum on grandpa
Meanwhile in Japan
Ginsu knives chop syllables
Make Bad Limericks
by Pocky Stick of In my pants
The world is a dump
But I don't look so ugly
When I stand near you
by Noticer of Details of Near person uglier than myself
Seashell to his ear
Philippines long distance
Hollywood calling
by Posh Poet
Microfiber cloths
Clean caked on goo and smegma
Put a spit shine on
by Noticer of Details of Washroom
I've just four inches
You likely require more
So just suck it twice
by Example of Poor hygiene
Been pulling for hours
I still cannot remove this
Python from my ass
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
There's too much filth here.
Don't give your hearts to Satan.
Praise be to Jesus!
by TTGFP " of course you know this means war." -- Bugs Bunny
Spasm spasm spasm spasm spasm
Then wait seven syllables
Then start convulsing
by Grand Mal of French Poetry