She wanted me too
I said no fuck u
He/She/It liked the taste of my flesh
Loved to get me wet till I made a mess
found out the beautifuls of my womb they wanted to father/mother
spirits of fire jinn
he knew she was his twin
yet in his own sick jealousy even he didn't want the true twin to win
he even invited his demons in

darkest prince drenched in piss.

he desired the light but he missed sadly he used to also eat my shit
I used to like it till I found out it was also his bitch

Got a deal for you
Solitary confinement
The quiet is loud

My only advice
Try not to think of the past
No future in that

I'm truly fed up
fed up with the internet
and the noise of life

Prob with your winkle?
Too small to have a wrinkle?
How do you tinkle?

Weighed my dick today
Didn't even register
Scale must be broken

Who your wife thinks of:
Ralph Nader eating hot dogs
In a Ford Pinto

Learn the alphabet
One day you may wanna say
F U to someone

Women used to douche
With toxic Lysol products
To please some douchebag

DO NOT MESS IT UP
WARNING DO NOT MESS IT UP
DO NOT MESS IT UP

Today is the day
You only get this one chance
So don

Pink protuberance
Thrusting with exuberance
Now you messed your pants

Meanwhile in Japan
Ginsu knives chop syllables
Make Bad Limericks

The world is a dump
But I don't look so ugly
When I stand near you

Seashell to his ear
Philippines long distance
Hollywood calling

Microfiber cloths
Clean caked on goo and smegma
Put a spit shine on

I've just four inches
You likely require more
So just suck it twice

Been pulling for hours
I still cannot remove this
Python from my ass

There's too much filth here.
Don't give your hearts to Satan.
Praise be to Jesus!

Spasm spasm spasm spasm spasm
Then wait seven syllables
Then start convulsing

What's DF watching
As he drools on his keyboard...
Is it sports or spurts?

She swallowed your pride
Reclaim your manhood tonight
Watch sports on tv

I came too early
As most guys do at one time
At least she swallowed

Sir Darth Figpucker
Found NOT GUILTY by reason
Of profanity

Heads move from side to side
They're following the action
Can you grunt like me?

Sucking one's own dick
Should be a spectator sport
I know that I'd watch

I got syphilis
Followed by gonorrhea
And then died of AIDS

Riding my skateboard
I'm so inspirational
Riding my skateboard

The only good thing
I have to say about France
Cats walk on tables

Paris: flaming dame--
Payback for the massacres
Of the Huguenots

Farted,but no shit
Sneezed my head off, no booger
I got a hard on

Is it possible?
Simultaneously sneeze
And blow your load, too?

On this doll right here
Show us where Daddy touched you
A Figpucker Doll!

When things get boring
Dress your penis in doll clothes
Ventrilojizzum

Dirty underwear
New Jelly Belly flavour
Ronald Reagan's farts

I saw you in church
Fishnet stockings, stilettos
Get a grip, Father!

That pained expression
Mask of exasperation
As you take a shit

Pissed off Italians
Not unlike cassowaries
Whatsamattayou??

Fire! Must Act Quickly!
Trump suggests golden showers
To extinguish fire

Roman relic burns
Do I give a Notre Dame?
It's just a building.

What started that fire?
Priest getting fucked up the ass
Flaming broom handle

Throw down some haiku
The Lord forgives all your sins
Say some dirty words

My time here is short.
I fear the monster's return.
It is what you want.

Praise be to the Lord!
My only friend in this world
Darth Figpucker

Been chasing dollars.
For the church collection plate.
Praise be to Jesus!

Figpucker is gone
His dirty thoughts and prayers
Our consolation

Believe me, I try
Holding back the haiku flow
That time of the month

Genital bonsai
Mutilation or high art
On the cutting edge

No other art form
Brings the artist such pleasure
As masturbation