Farts in skinny jeans
Bubble Tea Tapioca
Care for a shoeshine?

A man of the cloth
Crusty towel under bed
Laundered by Mother

We can only hope
The sun will burn up the Earth
In the near future

green eyed ugly girl
insecure blondes without makeup
they're dead
no ideas to think of
seeking to mimic those with true life
wears masks and makeup tints shades of ugliness
botox tits and ass
lies staring back as they try facing the glass

Send them over here
Us poets have got your back
You got me riled up

I desire your trachea
slits your last breath
no sorrow
cut your dick and sew it
into her mouth
so she can stop whining and stalking me
then rip his heart and stick it in her ripped open with a scalpel vagina
love sweet love now

When you cut the cheese
Into the sagging floorboards
Of an old front porch

you don't want me
but want no one else to want me
sick obsessions
you call them lessons
but even your women thirst for the taste of my labia lips in the next session
what a fucking confession

he likes the big black strap
he hides she sticks it to him in his back
he knows i know
man bags under hidden skinny jean sags
his lips suck more than clits
what he does in the dark
while the women fight over his spark

She wanted me too
I said no fuck u
He/She/It liked the taste of my flesh
Loved to get me wet till I made a mess
found out the beautifuls of my womb they wanted to father/mother
spirits of fire jinn
he knew she was his twin
yet in his own sick jealousy even he didn't want the true twin to win
he even invited his demons in

darkest prince drenched in piss.

he desired the light but he missed sadly he used to also eat my shit
I used to like it till I found out it was also his bitch

Got a deal for you
Solitary confinement
The quiet is loud

My only advice
Try not to think of the past
No future in that

I'm truly fed up
fed up with the internet
and the noise of life

Prob with your winkle?
Too small to have a wrinkle?
How do you tinkle?

Weighed my dick today
Didn't even register
Scale must be broken

Who your wife thinks of:
Ralph Nader eating hot dogs
In a Ford Pinto

Learn the alphabet
One day you may wanna say
F U to someone

Women used to douche
With toxic Lysol products
To please some douchebag

DO NOT MESS IT UP
WARNING DO NOT MESS IT UP
DO NOT MESS IT UP

Today is the day
You only get this one chance
So don

Pink protuberance
Thrusting with exuberance
Now you messed your pants

Meanwhile in Japan
Ginsu knives chop syllables
Make Bad Limericks

The world is a dump
But I don't look so ugly
When I stand near you

Seashell to his ear
Philippines long distance
Hollywood calling

Microfiber cloths
Clean caked on goo and smegma
Put a spit shine on

I've just four inches
You likely require more
So just suck it twice

Been pulling for hours
I still cannot remove this
Python from my ass

There's too much filth here.
Don't give your hearts to Satan.
Praise be to Jesus!

Spasm spasm spasm spasm spasm
Then wait seven syllables
Then start convulsing

What's DF watching
As he drools on his keyboard...
Is it sports or spurts?

She swallowed your pride
Reclaim your manhood tonight
Watch sports on tv

I came too early
As most guys do at one time
At least she swallowed

Sir Darth Figpucker
Found NOT GUILTY by reason
Of profanity

Heads move from side to side
They're following the action
Can you grunt like me?

Sucking one's own dick
Should be a spectator sport
I know that I'd watch

I got syphilis
Followed by gonorrhea
And then died of AIDS

Riding my skateboard
I'm so inspirational
Riding my skateboard

The only good thing
I have to say about France
Cats walk on tables

Paris: flaming dame--
Payback for the massacres
Of the Huguenots

Farted,but no shit
Sneezed my head off, no booger
I got a hard on

Is it possible?
Simultaneously sneeze
And blow your load, too?

On this doll right here
Show us where Daddy touched you
A Figpucker Doll!

When things get boring
Dress your penis in doll clothes
Ventrilojizzum

Dirty underwear
New Jelly Belly flavour
Ronald Reagan's farts

I saw you in church
Fishnet stockings, stilettos
Get a grip, Father!

That pained expression
Mask of exasperation
As you take a shit

Pissed off Italians
Not unlike cassowaries
Whatsamattayou??

Fire! Must Act Quickly!
Trump suggests golden showers
To extinguish fire

Roman relic burns
Do I give a Notre Dame?
It's just a building.