Funny we meet here
High as fuck leaned up against
This ugly cactus

The birds and the bees
Vinegars sting honey drip
With a side of flies

Voice echoes off sand
Bounces among stones and air
Strikes eardrums loudly

Distance isn't easy
Yet the moth flew to her window
Frightened yet she still loved it

Been silent and numb
And ready to let it die
Somehow still ablaze

The pain of the ingrown toenail
I used his tweezers to clip relief

Have you tried leeches?
For firm yet gentle sucking
Here's my business card

Mary Magdalene
They say she liked his stuffing
Nazareth home slice

Dizzy spell this morn.
The Monster wants to get out.
He gave me two weeks.

Way back in the day
Juicy Joyce shaved a peace sign
In her pubic hair

The bread's his body.
Lord Jesus Christ is risen!
Praise be to Jesus.

The grass needs cut
the mower is broken
the weeds are growing into the good grass

They cried out to their goddesses whining that he wished to replace them wa wa wah but she ignored their tears because of all the first they did throughout the years and chose someone who hasn't been passed around for bags of gold...she gave two fucks because those old toy monkeys got used and way too old

He switches women when bored with the last rubber coochie he explored

Overheard on Ark
Make room for the dinosaurs!
Wow, they shit a lot!!

I switched the channel
Meanwhile, in the Philippines
A man measures his

Wishing you the best
On this holiday weekend
Merry Christmas, all!

The lamb and the lion
Park their asses on Broadway
All That Jazzereth!

This new poetess
Seems about as genuine
As the cold, fake moon

She is risen
she shall have justice
she is truth
she needed no statue
for she carried and truly created from her womb

Man from Nazareth
Fosse...All that Jazzereth
The show must go on!

There once was a man from Nazareth.
And nothing rhymes with Nazareth.
He is the Son of God.
He is the Son of God.
Praise be to Jesus.

he liked my legs and secretly she does too
the issue is i refuse to chose you too

Love is my desire
no bullshit for hire
sorry if my words set u on fire
whatever needed to make peace higher

Beautiful Roses
fields of love
hearts of a rainbow
collected souls
together in unison
no pain upon any my vision for plenty

Close your legs, honey
A bit of a fly problem
Keeps coming undone

bugspray insecticide
even locusts die

fruit of the loom
monday thru sundays but rewore tusedays
bloomers don't blossom
drawers the boxers in the boxes
changed this month

a plague of locusts
Not something you see each day
Well, that is unless

flowers withered
the stench rots
gingivitis

only weak ones swarm
none can stand alone
then got blisters from acceptance

When I was a kid
There was this one family
They smelled like mothballs

Groupon has a deal
You can get your cunt steamed out
Like Gwynneth Paltrow

Triumphant return
Dinosaurs reclaim their hood
Yabba Dabba Doo!!

Dusty trails
Dark Caves
Independence lonely life
Or accept being enslaved

Sweet tunes not yet played
Old neglected instrument
Blow some life in it

Spring cherry blossoms
In the festival moonlight
Darth-san plays Koto

The other white meat
Step out of your comfort zone
Try Longpig tonight

No chewing required
So Grandpa set down his teeth
And ate out Grandma

When I was a kid
The teacher put a student
in the wastebasket

Sometime just for fun
Turn your eyelids inside out
Rob your local bank

You'll get used to it
Life in the trunk of my car
Now, where's my duct tape?

A golden shower
Even when accidental
Can be refreshing

Inebriated
Note to self: Tuck in pecker
Before Easter Mass

Your important job
Retrieving the urine cup
From the small window

Infatuated
Make sure to get the first pew
Get up in GOD's grill

Church attendance down.....
Seems people figured it out....
Thank God for that.

Take your meds, Darth
Forget about all that shit
Milk of Amnesia

Some of us have jobs.
Clients, deadlines, stuff like that.
Praise be to Jesus.

Remember the guy
Who married a pillowcase
She got a sister?