He followed the rules
Only beat off in his room
Drowned in the spew

A meatless marriage
Not enough for leftovers
Unsatisfying

So... Looking for a dish drying rack. You know, the kind you set by the side of the sink and put the dishes and silverware in it to dry that drips down and drains into the sink. Really fucking simple, yeah. But it's nowhere to be found. I mean, all these dish drying racks all just have a tub under them and don't allow the water to drain off. I mean, how fucking stupid can these Asians be?! Seriously! Something so basic, so standard, so obvious in how it should work, how it should be designed. They can't do it. Why?! Why?! WHY!?!?!!????!!!!!!!
Bunch of fucking backwards primitive barbarians!
I should have moved to Europe.
Spiritual note to self for future reincarnations: Don't fuck monkeys. Just don't.

Don't have a condom?
Use aluminum foil
Will keep your meat fresh

Sidle up to bar
And vomiting poetry
Drinking Bad Haiku

were all going to die 5-7-5

You cheat at haiku
If you count your syllables
It's 5-7-5

Hey get over it
Somebody cheated on you
Guess what? No one cares

Go slaughter a ham
Pull the leg off a cute lamb
Candy:Fill your face

Next door liar breathing in the same house ..can't wait till you're found out you'll die too silly wabbit

You a fucking liar and aren't one with shit...you in your rotting flesh soter..plotolmy...u traded everything. Cast yourself down into the abyss for it and took others with you.

Peck peck peck... you rang?
The Easter Cassowary
Coming right for ya!!

Power flows brightly
Flightless bird communicates
Silence falls nothing

I am one with Him.
This is my body and blood.
Praise be to Jesus!

I got it God wins
He did a good -- no, great job.
Praise forevermore.

You got it u win...good job.

Ok ok u falsely won have more fun one of these days you're done

It's always "Easter".
Phuck the eggs and bunnies
Christ is Lord. Amen.

Traitors exposed this time don't cry when u lose deserving of the noose

Good Friday six pack
C'mon youse sit back and watch
The crucifixion

Youse is a sinner
God and Jesus yeah as if
You know those two dudes

Bitch I'm going to use your uggs to remove your trachea

But when I come back
I plan on wearing some Uggs
Then, I'll rapture youse

Speaking on behalf
Of jesuschristalmighty
"sandals are comfy"

anus coming, who?
Comment Allez-void, hemorrhoid
So, avoid the Noid

ANU IS COMING FOR ALL OF U WHO THINK U GOT THIS SHIT FIGURED OUT! INCLUDING JESUS AND ALL WHO WERE INVOLVED..

thats just it I'm not normal stop being on my clit

The Lord Jesus Christ
prefers you to be normal.
Stop writing this stuff.

A thief lies a million times to win
No truth in them for jealousies sin fake as fuck incorporating false illusion into the new children phony broads be acting stupid even when u don't lose it and let them have it they still be at it stop coming for me why can't u let the shit be is it because the truth is you're afraid of defeat from your lies and deceit

I found out the traitor
Ben dealing us as slaves for aeons and decades went into a jealous rage mad fake and stole everything and gave it to the new slave drivers for fame of legendary betrayal killed Osiris and blamed it on his own mother been helping them the entire time and surprised it never got caught foolish council full of lies now peter pan has to watch his true wendy grow old

Don't make me poet
Don't make me churn out haiku
Don't make me do this

Somnambulant nerd
Point him in that direction
Oncoming traffic

7-11
Asked the clerk for some haiku
He said to come here

April in Paris
Got a hunch I won't be back
A burning feeling

Right about this time
His car backs out of the drive
This time there's no brakes

A new law states that
All U.S. Citizens must
Learn the Thriller Dance

Florida is weird
You'll never catch me down there
Without my bath salts

I caught him double dealing the goddess.sniffing out her panties for albumen globs. The Thunder cloud elders put the whammy on it and him and his whole family choked on unpopped popcorn kernels at the cinema while their gay uncle poked his pool cue up the backside of the usher. hush now sweet meat .

When a woman cums
I doubt you're responsible
Because you're a guy

Someone has no life.
I mean, just look at this shite.
Unbelievable.

Sloppy vaginal area
he seen it/ they seen it/ she seen it
is there anyone who hasn't had a turn ewe nvm i don't want germs

orange man coming
no more ass jerk fronting
little hellions scared and running

Electrical storm
Benjamin Franklin running
Nude, clutching a kite

Orange Man is good
Orange Man is big daddy
Orange Man owns you

Newbies on this site:
Got to use Five-Seven-Five
Or it's not legit

a little liquor might keep her from seeing the uglies drown out the strings attached to the fur grims

Living in the same house betraying me little snitch
gets its lips and eyes sewn up

Watch her lift a car
And hold it over her head
Cunt muscles at work

Point me to the door
I had a few too many
You almost look good

TRIGGERED
ORANGE MAN BAD
ORANGE MAN BAD