Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #64030
So... Looking for a dish drying rack. You know, the kind you set by the side of the sink and put the dishes and silverware in it to dry that drips down and drains into the sink. Really fucking simple, yeah. But it's nowhere to be found. I mean, all these dish drying racks all just have a tub under them and don't allow the water to drain off. I mean, how fucking stupid can these Asians be?! Seriously! Something so basic, so standard, so obvious in how it should work, how it should be designed. They can't do it. Why?! Why?! WHY!?!?!!????!!!!!!!
Bunch of fucking backwards primitive barbarians!
I should have moved to Europe.
Spiritual note to self for future reincarnations: Don't fuck monkeys. Just don't.
Haiku #64030
Posted: April 19, 2019 11:55 pm ET
Poet & location: Yes, I lied, 2 weeks not up yet.... bu this is a rant, not a haiku. Deal with it you weird motherfuckers.