Jacques Cousteau advised
When constipated at sea
Get anemone
by Starkitten of Bathysphere
Stop the wind blowing
Let the pigs police themselves
Protect the doughnuts
by Anonymous Poet
Laughing like Mozart
Hey man, are you sniffing glue?
Get that all the time
by Frilly Sleeves
Thanks for the update
Up next: Figpucker Report
Today s topic: wind
by Very, Very of Bad
Many beast droppings,
many fresh turds, have been left
at this useless site.
by Stench of Haiku
Poet of the Month
Centerfold Pull out Section
I do mean pull out
by Pulled pork of Pork bellies are up
Heaving mounds of lard
Just dead lifted a Hummer
With a nerd in it
by Hahahaha of Maniacal Laughter
Haiku read aloud
Upload a video clip
Clothing optional
by Pervert of Knothole
Flaming broom handle
Pulled from the ass of a priest
Poop Exorcism
by Pervert of Confessional
TORNADO WARNING
Smelly tuna fish Twister
Milkshakes! Flying cows!
by Stay Indoors of Wind is very, very bad
Have you ever played
nude Twister with your sister?
You're from Arkansas!
by
Electric grandpa's
rooster fucked a cow wearing
a bib in Twister.
by
Electric Grandpa
He really busted a move
When lightning struck him
by Pervert of Knothole
Any cockll do!!
No need for a rooster here
That s the farmer s wife
by Rural Guido
The cow chews her cud
The old farmer pulls her teats
The pervert watches
by Pervert of Knothole
Gross group groping
Twister gone wrong with no mat
Elevator stuck
by Help of Between floors
We'll make a movie
Our genitals in dire straits
I'll wear rollerskates
by Honey of London Town
As seen on Shark Tank
Innovative Penis Bib
Catch drool from your tool
by I. pity da Fool of Chinese Junk Factory
How bout some champagne
And a romantic movie
Or we can just fuck
by One of Your toilet turds
My dick needs a bib
Because it's always drooling
It has brain damage
by The crack of Your ass
First I snuck outside
Made sure no one was looking
Then I smashed the window
by Bad seed
Some people deserve
to be spoken evil of,
even our parents.
by df
Think of Lizzie Borden
Spoke evil of Mom and Dad
Had an axe to grind
by Librarian of Library
Think of poetry
without any planet earth.
Felt even better.
by df
You are mistaken.
There was never decency.
But I am confused.
Speaking evil of
father or mother was in
my foul poems, where?
Not that I wouldn't.
I just don't remember it.
A self-reference?
by df
Interesting quote
but it's not in the Bible.
From gnostic Thomas?
by Read the red
Imagine a world
Without any poetry
That felt kinda good
by Noticer of Details
Rural Guido, stud
Yeah I just did my laundry
So whats it to ya?
by Rural Guido
Crazy Italian
Hey, what s the matter for you?
Slap upside the head
by Rural Guido of No toucha da mushrooms
Rubber dink pink
Pink rubber dink in the sink
Pink rubber dink stink
by Pink of Sink
"The one speaking evil
Of father or mother
In death must end"
- Jesus Christ
Enjoy!
by The Final Vestige of DF's Decency Escaping
consideration
Keep the noise down when you screw
And spray some Lysol
by Guide to apartment living
Lunchtime with the gnomes
Greedy with the deviled egg
Now they get fisted
by Crappy
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
by A. Hem
Room for improvement
He said, examining it
I love give it a shine
by How to Raise Up a Penis
Room for improvement
He said, examining it
I
by How to Raise Up a Penis
Vaginas should come with instructions.
I'm just saying.
by
...tomorrow
ill
write
a
really
cool
poem
and
ill
call
it
sanctimon-
ious
dopisism
just
to
make
the
reader
wonder
what
in
the
hell
that
means
and
ill
write
it
in
all
lower
case
letters
without
periods
apostrophes
or
commas
because
all
good
poets
know
that
such
tools
of
the
english
language
are
really
just
traps
and
boundaries
no
prisons
to
be
escaped
from
to
be
avoided
like
the
plague
and
i
realize
that
probably
would
have
read
better
with
commas
periods
apostrophes
and
capital
letters
but
i
have
to
show
the
world
how
original
and
cool
i
am
and
i
think
it
would
be
even
better
if
i
wrote
it
to
be
read
down
the
page
instead
of
across
just
to
confuse
the
reader
because
an
easily
confused
person
will
find
meaning
in
anything
and
will
probably
think
my
so
called
poem
is
a
great
work
of
art
and
also
that
im
a
man
of
the
future
a
man
of
tomorrow
ill
write
a
really
cool
poem....... ..... ...
by
Eat
smell
fuck
fart
shit
fly
be free.
Where stinks the tuna land,
I do love thee.
Upside backwards. Keep rolling still.
Pop the green, 10 milligram, fun-loving pill.
Whiskey guzzle, nuzzle muzzle, brown liquid down.
This rhyme, do shove where honey goes, and become you will a clown.
Yell do not these words to be a flame fiery.
Picked you did, 8 boogers of Syd, else a liar be.
Down them gobble, bobble wobble, wallow in the lard.
Too wild you be, and we you free, out into the yard.
Your pretty butt, now you do strut, out in the world to roam.
Confined never more to the fucking bore of a greenhouse silicon dome.
by and large, this is stupid
I should advertise.
Anti-vax moms, get in line!
Take my poison seed!
Fifty bucks per pop.
With each insemination
get free ass burgers.
Brown spicy mustard,
sentient screaming veggies,
pure dog meat patties.
by df
You won't need shots.
After being fucked by me
you'll never get sick.
Why is that, you ask.
No self-respecting disease
would go inside you.
by df
You might call this "SPAM".
Here's a website I enjoy:
Fuckpoets dot com.
by df
Get your tickets now
Darth Figpucker Meet and Greet
And get your shots, too.
by I Cantwait
Father in Law soup
Boil the Alzheimer
by Frugal
Potatoes, beans, and rice
are all rather boring foods
'til you jizz in them.
by
Sisters who murder.
Deceased husbands in garage
Just in time for wine
by Anonymous Poet
After fucking her,
he gave her oral pleasure.
She queefed in his mouth.
He swallowed and burped.
Pungent musty aroma.
Vinegar and booze.
by
There's no theme going.
If so, I don't want to know.
Blissfully stupid.
by
Sixth grade graduate.
Any excuse to get drunk.
And sing new pop songs.
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