We'll make a movie
Our genitals in dire straits
I'll wear rollerskates

As seen on Shark Tank
Innovative Penis Bib
Catch drool from your tool

How bout some champagne
And a romantic movie
Or we can just fuck

My dick needs a bib
Because it's always drooling
It has brain damage

First I snuck outside
Made sure no one was looking
Then I smashed the window

Some people deserve
to be spoken evil of,
even our parents.

Think of Lizzie Borden
Spoke evil of Mom and Dad
Had an axe to grind

Think of poetry
without any planet earth.
Felt even better.

You are mistaken.
There was never decency.
But I am confused.

Speaking evil of
father or mother was in
my foul poems, where?

Not that I wouldn't.
I just don't remember it.
A self-reference?

Interesting quote
but it's not in the Bible.
From gnostic Thomas?

Imagine a world
Without any poetry
That felt kinda good

Rural Guido, stud
Yeah I just did my laundry
So whats it to ya?

Crazy Italian
Hey, what s the matter for you?
Slap upside the head

Rubber dink pink
Pink rubber dink in the sink
Pink rubber dink stink

"The one speaking evil
Of father or mother
In death must end"

- Jesus Christ

Enjoy!

consideration
Keep the noise down when you screw
And spray some Lysol

Lunchtime with the gnomes
Greedy with the deviled egg
Now they get fisted

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Room for improvement
He said, examining it
I love give it a shine

Room for improvement
He said, examining it
I

Vaginas should come with instructions.
I'm just saying.

...tomorrow
ill
write
a
really
cool
poem
and
ill
call
it
sanctimon-
ious
dopisism
just
to
make
the
reader
wonder
what
in
the
hell
that
means
and
ill
write
it
in
all
lower
case
letters
without
periods
apostrophes
or
commas
because
all
good
poets
know
that
such
tools
of
the
english
language
are
really
just
traps
and
boundaries
no
prisons
to
be
escaped
from
to
be
avoided
like
the
plague
and
i
realize
that
probably
would
have
read
better
with
commas
periods
apostrophes
and
capital
letters
but
i
have
to
show
the
world
how
original
and
cool
i
am
and
i
think
it
would
be
even
better
if
i
wrote
it
to
be
read
down
the
page
instead
of
across
just
to
confuse
the
reader
because
an
easily
confused
person
will
find
meaning
in
anything
and
will
probably
think
my
so
called
poem
is
a
great
work
of
art
and
also
that
im
a
man
of
the
future
a
man
of
tomorrow
ill
write
a
really
cool
poem....... ..... ...

Eat
smell
fuck
fart
shit
fly
be free.

Where stinks the tuna land,
I do love thee.

Upside backwards. Keep rolling still.
Pop the green, 10 milligram, fun-loving pill.

Whiskey guzzle, nuzzle muzzle, brown liquid down.
This rhyme, do shove where honey goes, and become you will a clown.

Yell do not these words to be a flame fiery.
Picked you did, 8 boogers of Syd, else a liar be.

Down them gobble, bobble wobble, wallow in the lard.
Too wild you be, and we you free, out into the yard.

Your pretty butt, now you do strut, out in the world to roam.
Confined never more to the fucking bore of a greenhouse silicon dome.

I should advertise.
Anti-vax moms, get in line!
Take my poison seed!

Fifty bucks per pop.
With each insemination
get free ass burgers.

Brown spicy mustard,
sentient screaming veggies,
pure dog meat patties.

You won't need shots.
After being fucked by me
you'll never get sick.

Why is that, you ask.
No self-respecting disease
would go inside you.

You might call this "SPAM".
Here's a website I enjoy:
Fuckpoets dot com.

Get your tickets now
Darth Figpucker Meet and Greet
And get your shots, too.

Father in Law soup
Boil the Alzheimer

Potatoes, beans, and rice
are all rather boring foods
'til you jizz in them.

Sisters who murder.
Deceased husbands in garage
Just in time for wine

After fucking her,
he gave her oral pleasure.
She queefed in his mouth.

He swallowed and burped.
Pungent musty aroma.
Vinegar and booze.

There's no theme going.
If so, I don't want to know.
Blissfully stupid.

Sixth grade graduate.
Any excuse to get drunk.
And sing new pop songs.

She sat on a pole.
It went up her vagina.
And came out her mouth.

She died on the spot.
Surrounded by old perverts.
Shooting photographs.

Ghost pepper salsa.
Going in or coming out.
Either hurts so good.

The bread has rat poop.
Just pretend it's raisins.
Cinnamon, honey.

I got your message.
Sorry, I don't swing that way.
You lack tentacles.

You should try wiping
with a black sea cucumber.
Brings back memories.

It has come to this
Wiped my ass on the ship s mast
Sent Morse Code by farts

What's the number of
your testicularity.
Count if you're not sure.

It has come to this
Wiped my ass on the ship

Sentient veggies.
Listen to them scream in pain.
Makes burgers more fun.

Adrift on the sea
What looked like a snake or eel
Feces overboard!

New GMO corn.
Aware of the fact it will
come out in your poop.

May you find a large
bobbit worm in your swim trunks.
Emasculated.

Golfing is so fun
Especially ball washing
In front of others

Let's work together
Spread
happiness with poems
Ok spread your legs

Unburden your load
Un cream the old cannoli
Depork the sausage

When God boned Mary
(Deep Voice) "Was it good for you?"
Coming from the clouds

The medical term
For pussy is vagina
That makes me chuckle