Jean Valjean's vagine.
Mor Misserable Transvestites.
Cross dressing Pierre.

It may sound corny
But it sure touches my heart
For us you shit self

YANG can kiss my ass
(Andrew Yang, cyber-darling)
Troll-promoted fake

CLEARANCE! NEW MARKDOWNS!
Gotta Make Room for NEW STOCK
Proprietor: GOD

I need a hobby.
Been considering painting.
With strange media.

Feces and Cheetos.
Paint portraits of Donald Trump.
Clear varnish seal.

That way it won't stink.
Shut down by health department.
Free speech pathogens.

Waiter! There's a cunt in my soup!

Ok... lets see. What other things could I want to do? Shoot people? See, smearing's not so bad. Ah, but seriously, anything that separates me from humanity. "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."

Darth I was with you
In your Rocky Horror rant
Until the smear part.

The scariest movie I've ever seen is the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Not that the movie itself is scary, but the strange insights into human nature by observing the audience and how they respond to cues makes you wonder if human beings really deserve to be on this planet. The act is not evil, nor vulgar, and in some cases is comedic, but the fact that it's just regurgitated lines over and over again every Saturday at midnight and that is enough for them to be entertained... That makes me just want to shit my drawers, reach down my backside and pull out a handful to smear all over the hood of the nearest parked police car. I don't know why.

I should go jogging.
That would piss off the old cunt.
She knows I crave death.

Prehistoric sloths
enjoy fine cunnilngus
and mulberry leaves.

Zen haiku toilet
paused work to flush the image
an homage to Darth

Wacky woke women
will wage war, wailing, without
warning. Why wonder?

Darth, I wanna know
what kind of coffin you want
for the great event.

Have you ever played
"Eenie Meanie Minie Moe"
with a millipede?

Ah, wise Starkitten.
Vitamin E thins the blood.
I think I'll take five.

Remember the time
You left the house with no pants
Won three legged race

Please do not die yet
You are my favorite poet
Take your vitamins

They had to chop mine
An aluminum chopper
Near the toilet bowl

50-ish. Yes.

One of my earliest memories is sitting backwards on the toilet so as to grab onto the tank and not fall in whilst pooping.

Sometimes I still do that.

Neck pain is back, indicative of brain bleeding starting again.

The jogging has worked! With any luck, I'll be dead soon. I'll let you know if I start to get numb on one side. Oh fun fun fun! It beats continuing on writing about farts and such. Imagine how peaceful it would be here.

Half a century
Based on my calculations
Just how old is Darth?

Do you know that guy
Passed out drunk on my staircase
Turns out it was me

Nude riding a swing
Haven t bathed in a fortnight
Supertuna Moon

Nude riding a swing
Haven

I lament R.I.N.O.s
horning in to gore our Prez,
fig-pucking losers.

N-words be all, like
"call every bruthah N-word;
crackerz steal racist"

An apple orchard
My earliest memory
I shit my pants there

I liked that story
And the cigarette delay too
I love story time

Lament the rhino.
Horns do not make one horny.
Fucking Chinese twats!

That was probably late 70s, btw.
No one said or did anything.
The couple, I have to say, showed great restraint and maturity and just realized an old southern cunt cannot change her ways and whats the point of making a scene. They handled it very well, I thought and I have to say that really earned my respect. If everyone ignored cunts like that, the world would likely have less of them.

I axed a question.
I axed and axed her again.
Then I mopped the floor.

UNGH! Time ta GIT down
Take it to the bridge now, y'all
Play that funky beat ...

Haiku, u feel me,
Haiku get up in your face,
then be, like: "shut up".

Me pone loco
Totalmente loco, meng
Haiku... me entiendes?

Gots ta git dat thang
Gnome sane gnome talkin about?
People be like: "whut"?

But seriously...
Puerto Rican Spanish: un-
intelligible.

Boricua Spanish:
spoken without moving lips.
(Tropical mush-mouth)

Bee-line towards feline
Feeling rather leonine...
How many left? Nine.

Starkitten's Lament
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow

That gesture again
You point your middle finger
Signifying what?

Your gift subscription
To Better Gnomes and Hard Ons
Spring is in the air

Laid out on the couch
Cold, psychiatrist's office
Haikucinations

Those little green men
Jumping like crazy, gnome sane?
Yo, it's all good brah

Crumpled foreskin gnome
Itch that can never be scratched
Damn, made in China

Have you ever read
the original Gnomes book?
Gnome chicks have nice tits.

Email from a gnome
Can't wait to stand on your lawn
And blow my whole load

Grandpa did not know
He heard of something like that
Choking the chicken

Geek Love -- Who's read it?
Katherine Dunn's wild side show.
Tough act to follow.

The original meaning of "geek" was someone in a cage with a chicken who would perform various disgusting acts, typically involving biting the head off the chicken. In the more "adult" version of course anything could happen, but those were rare. Ask your grandpa about it.

"Then the chicken-fancier came to play
With his long red beard and his sister's weird,
she drives a lorry."
--from "Mother Goose" (Jethro Tull song)

Cribbing Tom Robbin's.
Even Cowgirls get The Runs.
Stick in your big thumb.

Roadside attractions
Pick up all the hitchhikers
Could be interesting