50-ish. Yes.

One of my earliest memories is sitting backwards on the toilet so as to grab onto the tank and not fall in whilst pooping.

Sometimes I still do that.

Neck pain is back, indicative of brain bleeding starting again.

The jogging has worked! With any luck, I'll be dead soon. I'll let you know if I start to get numb on one side. Oh fun fun fun! It beats continuing on writing about farts and such. Imagine how peaceful it would be here.