Despite what they say,
rats do not taste very good.
BBQ sauce helps.

Invisible man.
Fairy tales and miracles.
Ancient and silly.

Where's your vagina?
My God, it sealed itself up!
Now that's rejection.

Stepped in that one time
Hot steaming pile of Dzogchen
Not soon forgotten

Preserve your tig le
Don't fool with sexy chicas.
That is dangerous.

Dzogchen is better
You are empty like the world
Best not forget it.

sociopaths...

I'm on vacation
My luggage is somewhere else
I wish my wife was

Existing is hard
Never mind trying to live
That just might kill me

We should go on strike
None of us signed up for this
Give us a break, God

Don't believe the squirrels.
They'll say anything for treats.
No, you're not sexy.

Dressing up my cat
This baby bonnet looks cute
Cats look good in pink

My psychiatrist
Told me to express myself
By writing haiku

God thinks he's the boss
Just makes me want to moon
him
CNN
Silly foolishness

Poetry is fun
A little voice inside me
Could be a demon

You think I'm catholic?
To hell with that fake Pope "church".
Just give me the Truth.

Have you heard my tweets
in the middle of the night
A strange bird, indeed

i dont post here much anymore
and when you tell me to be faithless
its depressing, and to listen to an
on line stranger, why bother? if i ignore this you shrug and keep on posting

I don't get haiku.
What is the purpose of it?
I don't feel the "zen".

How big is God's cunt?
Is it bigger than Cuntfart's?
I kind of doubt it.

Inside my birds nest
Watch my beak with each bird snore
Beak beak beak beak beak

Bed and the big ones
Who keep everyone awake
The entire night

Toasted wheat bagel.
Lox, onion, tomato, and,
of course, the cream cheese.

Though quite minuscule,
my cock won't fit your nostril.
...What the hell -- let's try!

Next, onion bagel
I will toast it for a bit
Spread on some cream cheese

Fight amongst yourselves
Gonna sit here and pig out
I could eat a horse

Church would be better
If priests dressed like gorillas
Banana chip hosts

heavenly father
Deadbeat sky dad in the clouds
Thanks for nothing, dad

the ones who do not
get it say those who get it
don't get it, so GET

You get a boner
Sometimes during Sunday Mass
Look at my steeple!

There's no life to come.
Hell and heaven are not real.
This is all you get.

Enjoy it or don't.
Hump reality's fat leg,
you little poodle.

There is no karma.
No one gets what they deserve.
All they do is get.

Well, except for you.
You just don't get anything.
So keep on praying.

Dry hump the cross, too
Anal rosary lovebeads
Holy water lube

A touchy subject
President Bonespurs patriot
Dry humper of Flag!!

An unclean spirit
must be what possesses you,
talking shit all day...

Dry hump dry hump flag
Ejaculate on the flag
Wipe your ass with it

Greetings from the mayor
Warm welcome to Toilet Town
Poopulation: 2

someone is real...as
someone does this and that
this place is still, real.

If Darth ain't real
then who wrote those weird e-books?
Those psychotic screeds?

Darth aint even real
A Figpuckerment
Imagination

A wonderful world
Everyone is so happy
It is amazing

Darth gets everything
he well deserves. In THIS life
and in that to come.

Hot back end lava
Hit lavatory paydirt
Old faithful geyser

Middle of the night
Going to lay a large coil
Most inconvenient

Extra thin slice, please
New penis Charcuterie
You can t beat our meat

Howz your pecker?
Any meat left to the bone?
Have you sucked it dry?

How are you today,
you lovers of fine poetry
and other art forms!

In the beginning we were all fish
swimming around in the water.
And then one day a couple
of fish had a retard baby
and the retard baby was
different so it got to live.
The retard fish goes on to
make more retard babies.
And then one day a retard baby
fish crawled out of the ocean
with its... mutant fish hands
and it had butt sex with a
squirrel or something and it
made this... retard frog squirell.
And then that had a retard baby
which was a monkey-fish-frog.
And then this monkey-fish-frog
had butt sex with that monkey
and that monkey had a mutant
retard baby and screwed another
monkey and that made you.
So there you go.
You're the retarded offspring
of five monkeys having butt
sex with a fish-squirrel.
Congratulations.

gastropod anus.
or sticky anemones.
venomous; tempting.

Fornicating corn
Ejaculating jack fruit
"Cantaloupe tonight

Was it good for you?
Whispered in the tattered ear
American Flag

Dark cavernous cunt
Drip! Stalactites, Stalagmites
Ask me, I just might

Cephalopod wank
High pitched octogasmic screams
Number 8 Fleshlight