Inside my birds nest
Watch my beak with each bird snore
Beak beak beak beak beak
by Anonymous Poet
Bed and the big ones
Who keep everyone awake
The entire night
by Anonymous Poet
Toasted wheat bagel.
Lox, onion, tomato, and,
of course, the cream cheese.
by Oy vay, already yet!
Though quite minuscule,
my cock won't fit your nostril.
...What the hell -- let's try!
by df
Next, onion bagel
I will toast it for a bit
Spread on some cream cheese
by Anonymous Poet
Fight amongst yourselves
Gonna sit here and pig out
I could eat a horse
by Anonymous Poet
Church would be better
If priests dressed like gorillas
Banana chip hosts
by Anonymous Poet
heavenly father
Deadbeat sky dad in the clouds
Thanks for nothing, dad
by Anonymous Poet
the ones who do not
get it say those who get it
don't get it, so GET
by vhs
You get a boner
Sometimes during Sunday Mass
Look at my steeple!
by Father Longdong
There's no life to come.
Hell and heaven are not real.
This is all you get.
Enjoy it or don't.
Hump reality's fat leg,
you little poodle.
There is no karma.
No one gets what they deserve.
All they do is get.
Well, except for you.
You just don't get anything.
So keep on praying.
by
Dry hump the cross, too
Anal rosary lovebeads
Holy water lube
by Big Orange Fuckwad
A touchy subject
President Bonespurs patriot
Dry humper of Flag!!
by Anonymous Poet
An unclean spirit
must be what possesses you,
talking shit all day...
by Begone from him in Jesus' Name
Dry hump dry hump flag
Ejaculate on the flag
Wipe your ass with it
by President Bone Spurs of Raciest Con Man Cheat Pervert
Greetings from the mayor
Warm welcome to Toilet Town
Poopulation: 2
by Mare pronounced like horse of Toilet Town. County Seat
someone is real...as
someone does this and that
this place is still, real.
by vhs
If Darth ain't real
then who wrote those weird e-books?
Those psychotic screeds?
by Anonymous Poet
Darth aint even real
A Figpuckerment
Imagination
by Darth ain
A wonderful world
Everyone is so happy
It is amazing
by Amazing of Amazing
Darth gets everything
he well deserves. In THIS life
and in that to come.
by Anonymous Poet
Hot back end lava
Hit lavatory paydirt
Old faithful geyser
by Anonymous Poet
Middle of the night
Going to lay a large coil
Most inconvenient
by Anonymous Poet
Extra thin slice, please
New penis Charcuterie
You can t beat our meat
by May Beayon of Toilet seat
Howz your pecker?
Any meat left to the bone?
Have you sucked it dry?
by Anonymous Poet
How are you today,
you lovers of fine poetry
and other art forms!
by
In the beginning we were all fish
swimming around in the water.
And then one day a couple
of fish had a retard baby
and the retard baby was
different so it got to live.
The retard fish goes on to
make more retard babies.
And then one day a retard baby
fish crawled out of the ocean
with its... mutant fish hands
and it had butt sex with a
squirrel or something and it
made this... retard frog squirell.
And then that had a retard baby
which was a monkey-fish-frog.
And then this monkey-fish-frog
had butt sex with that monkey
and that monkey had a mutant
retard baby and screwed another
monkey and that made you.
So there you go.
You're the retarded offspring
of five monkeys having butt
sex with a fish-squirrel.
Congratulations.
by Mr. Garrison
gastropod anus.
or sticky anemones.
venomous; tempting.
by I'd screw an amoeba if it would fit.
Fornicating corn
Ejaculating jack fruit
"Cantaloupe tonight
by Dad of Car
Was it good for you?
Whispered in the tattered ear
American Flag
by Betsy Ross of Rolling over in grave
Dark cavernous cunt
Drip! Stalactites, Stalagmites
Ask me, I just might
by Ask about my Dick Cavett(y) of PBS
Cephalopod wank
High pitched octogasmic screams
Number 8 Fleshlight
by Entrepreneurs of Shark Tank
A little bit weird
Coating your erect penis
With Rice Krispie Treats
by Insignificant others of Breakfast nook
If the plane crashes
Big tunafied vagina
Asphyxiation
by Watching and waiting
Club to the noggin
Half hanging out of our cave
Suck!, wooly mammoth!
by Snuffalupugus
The great Cunts of Yor!
Dripping and gonorrheic.
Ne'er mind the yeast.
Thund'rous clapping sounds
Breaking up the blockages
To let the seed flow.
Lava for urine.
Or so it would seem as such.
Sire a fire demon.
The whore's blind children
run amok like animals,
shites hither and yon.
by df of year 15xx
Laverne and Shirley
Add penises and hair grease
Lenny and Squiggy
by Happy Days
Inquire within
Ask yourself a few questions
Answering service
by May I speak with the lady of the house of (deep masculine voice) This is she
Got my eye on you
Micromanaging your moves
Minding your business
by Nosy
A sexy hot girl
sat next to me on the bus.
And then I worried.
"Don't get a boner".
I kept thinking to myself.
She got a boner.
by Jeepney hell
A sexy hot girl
Red dress parasol- nice azz
Sat down next to me
Rabbit bus - pinay
Cleavage- oh yeah! big valley
No! don't eat balut!
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
So this is the end
The last haiku I will write
Until the next one
by Starkitten of PNW
The secret to life
Don t forget to wipe your ass
Always wear a smile
by Anonymous Poet
The secret to life
Don
by Pointers
Men have penises?
Hateful cisgender bigot.
Stop spreading such lies.
by Male Members Excluded
For generations
The men in our family
Have had penises
by Tradition
Absentmindedly
Fondling big gooey rum balls
Set tree up again
by Christmas in March
Good old Fart of War
Best horse since Seattle Slew
Methane gas ASSist
by Horseface
Look me in the eye
Take ownership of that fart
Don't blame our poor dog
by Scene from a marriage
