In the beginning we were all fish
swimming around in the water.
And then one day a couple
of fish had a retard baby
and the retard baby was
different so it got to live.
The retard fish goes on to
make more retard babies.
And then one day a retard baby
fish crawled out of the ocean
with its... mutant fish hands
and it had butt sex with a
squirrel or something and it
made this... retard frog squirell.
And then that had a retard baby
which was a monkey-fish-frog.
And then this monkey-fish-frog
had butt sex with that monkey
and that monkey had a mutant
retard baby and screwed another
monkey and that made you.
So there you go.
You're the retarded offspring
of five monkeys having butt
sex with a fish-squirrel.
Congratulations.