I never get tired
So, bend over now fine sir
Time for ANAL PROBE

Pigeon manure gone
Excrement like dried cement
Cleaned and pigeons killed

Took the liberty
I've stocked your glove compartment
With fine escargots

No worries, Hooman
Plenty of ejaculate
All credit to you

I hate to ask this.
Marvin, will you lube my car.
Watch the windshield.

Wank wank clank clank yank
Wank wank wank clank clank wank wank
(Ejaculates grease)

French fried monkey meat
In a Cuntfart bouillabaisse
It's today's special

I tried escargot.
It was a long time ago.
It was too salty.

Today would be fun
If I didn't have the shits
Please Lord make it stop

Haiku verse shall reign
Poetasters shall prevail.
God shall avenge us.

I'm growing a horn
Straight through the top of my head
Unbelievable

No obligation
Try a new flavour each month
Vampire Tea Bag Club

This is a haiku
there is nothing else to say
Please feed me some cheese

Thought you'd like to know
Just another shitty day
Got diarrhea
Shitty day for

Morning Dilemma
Should I go back to sleep now?
Sleep walking through life

The wife's looking good
Gives the husband morning wood
Keep the fire burning

Matrimonial
Deflowering the hymen
Petal by petal

Great bliss upon bliss
Marriage like well oiled machine
Lots of grease stains

Dear Robot Marvin,
Do you ejaculate grease?
Just how tall are you?

God, I love your wife!
How was that, Matt Trimony.
Tell her I said hi.

Wife ass full of fat.
Husband ass farts and beer gas.
Roll over and sleep.

Asking for a friend.
He's my Robt Pal, Marvin.
He has a clean head.

Question: have any
of you ever jacked off to
poetry on here?

We don't all want it.
I think it is safe to say
only half want it.

You don't know what the word means. Cunnilingus. It rolls off the tongue and I just can't stop myself from going to the top of the world and yelling Cunnilingus!
Take a look around and see what the big deal is! We all want it and we want it now. I can round up my girls and we will storm the town square and demand Cunnilingus! Do not deny us our rightful enjoyment of Cunnilingus. You have been warned. You must set a good example for all the husbands.

Wife head full of love
Husband head poems and math
Easy solution

Oh, Christ, wife is here
posting about wanting head.
I am not surprised.

Why can't God kill me?!
Oh, that's right, he's a sick fuck.
Life keeps getting worse.

Exterminators
We don't kill bugs with poison
We choke them to death

Astronomical
It costs an arm and a leg
Then you walk funny

Bliss bliss bliss bliss bliss
Bliss bliss bliss bliss bliss bliss bliss
Bliss bliss bliss bliss bliss

Go stand outside
Yell at the top of your lungs
God, I love my wife!

Some cunnilingus
Open communication
Don't say it stinks though

Secret to marriage
Years of harmonious bliss
Guaranteed to work

On the chopping block
Your choice. Which one will it be?
Your head or penis?

God bless the poets
Haiku wordsmiths on duty
Every single day

Where is my pencil
It literally is gone
I am confusion

Polynomials
Seriously what the fuck
I wanna end me

So I told my wife
each morning when I wake up
I wish I was dead.

She said "wow, me too!"
I asked her, "Really? Why would
you wish you were dead?"

She replied, "No, no!
I mean to say I also
wish that you were dead."

Ah, yes, the South Park
"Red Rocket!" syndrome if you
like milking the dog.

Janitorial
What have your hands been in, dear?
High maintenance spouse

Bills bills bills bills bills
Bills bills bills bills bills bills bills
Bills bills bills bills bills

if I had a dink
I would wash it in the sink
So it wouldn't stink

You like dog organs.
Good for you, you free-thinker.
You are a pink boy.

Let's talk dog ding dongs
I like to see hot pink ones
They brighten the day

Joe Rogan podcast
with InfoWars' Alex Jones:
Kaffeklatsch on speed.

The rotten bastards
Fixing my rude hut hovel
Fool demons from hell..

These fookers can't
Do any GD thing right
And want my money

Soul Harvest Project


These people do not exist
Soul husk replacements

An abomination
Fritos scoop size chips
Regular size, please

Techno-nerd prophets
Kraftwerk saw the future world
from the 70s

And if we stay here
We won't know what would happen
If we didn't stay