Pewdiepie oopsie?
Not necessarily so
The media sucks
by Kokichi Ouma of under the hydraulic press
Oink oink oink oink oink
Oink oink oink oink oink oink oink
Oink oink oink oink fart
by Pigfarter of Trough
Pavlov's dull response
salivate then ring my bell
your welcome to hell
by Anonymous Poet
That B.F. Skinner
was such a clever fellow
(conditionally)
by Anonymous Poet
Aquaman's hard cock
impregnated a dolphin
and three manatees.
by
Bea Arthur's warm cunt
Golden sleeve dong hideaway
Hormones imbalanced
by Schpunkhound
Personal Fart Churn
Yank yank yank just turn the crank
Large curdled butt curds
by Maniacal Laughter
Nudist Colony
Have to make sure you wipe good
Or they will shun you
by Poopstain
Um, no, not had them.
I am a gut parasite
What's it to ya, bud?
by Wankward Q. Flagellum of Queefington Township
Have you ever had
intestinal parasites?
Worms or otherwise?
by
Who writes these poems?
Where do they get their ideas?
I can't think up one
by Anonymous Poet
Grandma's got a gun
So you better eat your pie
And get your chores done
by Grandma of Kitchen
Moist is moist. Moisture.
Moist is moist. Moisturizer.
Moist is moist. Moisten.
by Wet one
The results are in
Your ass stinks more than average
You can't sit with us
by Diners of Restaurant
Lone mountain goat spew
Chasing the cyclists. Full moon
National Forest
Bears drinking bike grease
Masturbating in bushes
Your tax dough at work
by Onlooker
Bending over now
Releasing menthane cargo
Fartmuscleworkout
by Pigfycker
Post-modern oceans:
poetry now lost at sea.
Muse overboard! (retch)
by Anonymous Poet
Outhouse bear attack
Only a matter of time
Til it happens, mate.
by Expert
One lone mountain pine
Reflected in moonlight lake . . .
Darth takes a huge shit
by meant to say "peristaltic" of Peristalsis
Chuck and Nancy show:
Talking shit in the White House.
Think words as feces . . .
by Persitaltic Contractions of Elimination
It's Evidence Based
Results-Focused best practice:
Outcome-Driven shit.
by professional objectives of objectionable perspectives
Where's the poetry?
Come on, sit on the toilet
Shit out a big Ode
by Anonymous Poet
Our prayers are answered
He
by Buddy Butt Brown of Stinkytown
Watching zit popping.
Satisfying YouTube vids.
Like cream puffs gone bad.
"Excremeditation of Recrudescence"
That's original.
All I can say is "Fuck yeah!"
Shit is what you'll get.
Life is only shit.
Poems are life's reflections.
Mirrors smeared with shit.
Write "You are special!"
on bathroom walls of Starbuck's
with fecal smearing.
by Go! Do it now! By orders of General Darth Figpucker, High Commander of Aesthetic Asault, 9th Level of Hell Battalion
Hey weird Uncle Darth-
Can you release more Haiku?
Put shit in them please.
by Excremeditation of Recrudescence
Think about it, k
The ark story. Kinda nuts.
Who believes that crap?
by Anonymous Poet
Be wary, very..
Dagger Toed Cassowary
That bird is scary
by Anonymous Poet
When it swallows you
Regurgitates your poems
Poops out a haiku
by Person of Nature
Huge saltwater croc.
Eats alligators for snacks.
And, yes, poets too.
by Assqueef Ass of Cuntfart cunt's cousin (on mother's side).
Create Haiku Here
Dare other so called poets
To attempt the art
by Poet of On high
Alligator dink
Always erect. On a spring.
Did God think that up?
by God is Good of At weird shit
Oversized gator
I want you to be my friend
But you walk right by
I can't blame you though
Every time we've met, by chance
I have crapped my pants
by Scared
The answer is yes.
Oversized alligators
exist, and you're high.
Perhaps try rehab.
You must quit boofing bath salts.
Eat gator gumbo.
by
Night of the Grizzly
Wake up covered with scratches
Where is my honey?
by Hungry Bear
Drink Worcestershire Sauce
It's good for what ails you, dude
Unwrap the flavor
by Lea and Perrins
Do you believe them?
Oversized alligators
Florida golf course
Photoshop, no?
Or am I high on bath salts?
Need to know the Truth
by Confused
Dumb Amerikans:
You must start writing Haiku.
Future waits on you.
by put that in yr smite and poke it.
Fa La La La La
La La La La. Hark the
Haiku angels sing . . .
by Anonymous Poet
Uh huh uh huh yup
Uh huh uh huh yup uh huh
Uh huh uh huh yup
by Uh huh
You just don't get it
The best poetry is farts
You gone daddy-o
by Pffffffft
John Boy Walton's mole's
Enormous erect penis
Rising from the South
by Nothing else Rising Down South of North
Hey Macron, you cuck
Ready for your global gig?
Saturday is here.
by Contre Nous de la Tyrannie of Death to Globalism
Skynard: "Oooh that smell"
(South's gonnna rise agin, bro)
Get gas-masks ready !
by Suthern ROCK methane inspection team 666
Elevator Ride
Standing sardines. Release of gas.
The world's oldest trick
by You better believe it of Elevator
God made them like "dinks"
so you could write a poem.
That's His love for you.
by
first time I saw one
I tried to peel it open
Like a banana
Or like shucking corn
Or molesting a scarecrow
With a broom handle
by Off the Grid
Sleeping in a tent
Wise to eat beans every night
Better than bear spray
by Windy of Tent
Hey all you fun guys
When GOD created mushrooms
Why make them like dinks?
by I need to know
* Thwack may or may not be Edie Brickell
by Anonymous Poet
