Starkitten's excess:
wipe the Haiku from your ass
then take a shower.
by Hygienic Roll of Thunder
Upon reading John
Densmore's story of the Doors:
Jim was not so bright.
by Superficial Sixties of San Fran Freako
sun is now shining
fragrance of ground coffee beans
day's light has begun
by chimneyplant of Montreal
Just letting you know
Can stop the poetry flow
HAIKUVIUS, BLOW!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Craters
Vegan Brady Bunch
Carrot Top fucking Alice
With Huge Cucumber
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Farmers Market
Put some clothes on, Dude!
Segway. Bill Gates just whizzed by.
Microsoft indeed
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Strangle Tiny Tim
Pull out some Dickens tonight
Ebeneezer Spooge?
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Teacher Librarians
Number2vius
Active toilet volcano!
Real pain in the "ash"
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Restroom Attendant
The floor is lava.
Yes, shit just got real for you.
Toilet overflow
.
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Artisan Toilets
Fuck that Tsunami!
Play Naked Origami
I will enfold you
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Arts and Crafts
Starbucks in Japan
Serves a special Blonde Roast Brew
Urine made by you.
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Haiku Hut
Lindsey Buckingham
Takes sugar in his coffee
He hates Stevia.
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest It's Complicated
we had game boy they
have apple watch and samsung...
wait i have...samsung...
by vhs
jones soda had the
birthday cake flavor now blow
out your soda pop
by vhs
i want 2 be all
sirius but i just kant
r u sirius??
by vhs of the end is at hand??
my body is a
done aching and my time is
at hand...i will know
by vhs
it keeps you running
yes it keeps you running, ask
micheal mcdonnell
by vhs of i never left
German Gatorade
Yucky flavors,won't quench thirst.
Tried Blue Liverwurst?
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Beverage Supply
Need a Handyman?
Call James Taylor. He'll come
A-running to you.
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Lite Rock
what i hate about
this era is amazon
is not cool face to
face small record book
coffee shop music store type
hipster mesto, oh
my brothers
by vhs
gatorade, just a
bottle of gatorade lay next
to myself in bed
by vhs
the guy in repo
was the same guy in buffy
mister repo that
is...wheres buffy when you need her
by vhs
i can't say i can
be single, much worse in fact
singularity
sucked within myself
by vhs
glasses, went from
drink to on my face egg nog don't
fail me on return
by vhs
something to do with
spritual warfare and its
wriiten by some guy named karl
by vhs
watched repo the genetic opera
weird fucking movie tonight
i wish id seen it sooner
sarah brightmann paris hilton
by vhs of illuminati vs opera rock show
KFC Restroom
Seen the ghost of the Colonel
Beside the urinal.
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Director, Poultrygeist, The Movie
Johnny Appleseed.
What if he had planted weed?
Pass the Funyuns, please.
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Just one toke over the line
Asking for your wife.
How'd you grow your dick SO BIG?
Transplant. Neighbor's pig.
One more question, please?
Did it come with balls attached?
Eggs from hen, un-hatched
Best toy since Yo Yo
Here, I'll show you...Wait!..(clucking)
Choking the Chicken.
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Fun & Games
Disco Inferno!
Spontaneous Combustion
You scorched the dance floor!!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Vintage Boogie Shoes
Avocado Toast?
Deconstructed Stew? No thanks.
I'll have Bad Haiku.
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Hipster Diner
Dude, Nativity...
Was Joseph Mary's FWB?
Or maybe God was?
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Magic 8 Ball
Yo, Darthfigpucker
We had active Booger Farm
Used Telephone Pole
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Grow Op Inspector
Yo, Dianetics!
Hi, this is John Travolta
White suit made balls itch
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Discotheque
On the bathroom wall,
right above the urinal,
draw a black square box
with a thick Sharpie.
Just below (or above) it
give it the title
Booger Farm, and watch
how fast people fill it up.
You can have a snack
each time you go pee.
You'll never buy food again.
You are quite welcome.
by Darth Figpucker
Combinatorics
differentiate my balls.
hypothesize, bitch!
by
No, but you can send nude pics
to darthfigpucker2@gmail.com
and I'll be sure to let you know
what you have won.
by
Does this site have a contest for haiku?
by Shelley of illinois
While you were sleeping
I was busy planting a tree
Deep in your asshole
A few years will pass
Your tree will provide riches
Free toilet paper!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Free Range Poopers
Think it's a venal sin?
Pervert priest called it a win-win.
Kicked him in the shin.
by Starkitten's of Conjoined Headless Twin
Praying. Down on my knees.
That my headless twin won't sneeze
While I blow the priest.
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Nunnery
Do dogs understand
All the commotion they cause
With their anal glands?
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Petsmart Asst. Mgr.
Conjoined headless twin!
Writing bad haikus again?
Catch you outside, Sis
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest "The good sister"
Don't call it incest.
A brother and sister ride
Makes it sound more fun
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Family Center
Cute Ass. Cheap Plastic.
Surprisingly elastic.
Wipes Clean! Fantastic!
Until you get caught
Then your retail career's shot
But, fuck elf you bought.
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Better Gnomes & Gardens
Graveyard Shift. Kmart.
Hard at work restocking shelves.
Break: Hump garden elves
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Kmart Mgr Store #69
Don't fuck garden gnomes.
I once fucked a garden gnome.
The worst clap ever!
by
Come back VHS
See, I've cleaned up all the mess
Write some new haiku
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
I never can win
Freaking Conjoined headless twin
She wrote all the Haiku!!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest All Apologies, Inc.
Neighbor's gone. Nobody home.
Go on, Fuck their garden gnome.
Leave their dog alone!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Better Homes & Gardens
