This photo captcha
sucks big hairy testicles.
It takes forever!
Technological
improvements are purely myth.
Except for Fleshlight.
Every time I buy a new computer or update software it seems to run worse than it did before and you have to fight with it to get it to work at all. The best solution is to turn off all updates. Roll back to Windows 7. I mean, Jesus!, Microsoft (named for Gates' penis!) hasn't had a decent upgrade in like 20+ years! Just added on garbage like textbook publishers fucking over college students with "new content" so the old books have to be scrapped. The human race should be turned into BBQ for alien invaders. Seriously.
Haiku #58608, by Darth Figpucker of Why can't the photo captcha have porn pics?!
June 16, 2018 2:52 am ET