I'm nervous about
the future, a big crisis
but what to do now?????

and of course the
years pass and i still cant count
five seven five, six?

hi, jane of princeton
with many years of practise
haikus are still bad

me too - the drunk thing
poetry is so much fun
always when dancing

I got drunk again,
So...of course i wrote poems
They all sucked moose balls

youre a fucking vogon
df, problem is i enjoy
vogon poetry

wheres the freddled geuntbugglys

how many time must i
watch poppy and gaga make baphomet gestures

in music vids and
realize the world is just messed
up, im part of it

Well I fought in the
Clone Wars along with Chewbacca's
cousin Roooink Wung-Hrang.

Many droids up and
self-annihilated when
I read poetry.

Many years ago
As an undergrad, I fought
Haiku wars with Ash

i feel like i want
to pass on knowledge that's not
too biased but to

see people make their
own decisions whether i
agree with them or

not

in the grand scheme of
things there are people who think
lunch is a big deal

and the end of the
world isn't considered
eat drink and be, what?

well there's a lot of
where's my write up in the
grand scheme of these things

You are a really persuasive writer. I can see this in your writeup. You've a way of writing compelling info that sparks significantly interest.

well that was a lot
of funny stuff right there so
my ass needs some glue

after reading all that
lmao is a bad
condition to have

if you want to sit

Probably the funniest thing I have
Ever heard was Louis C.K. on the radio
Trying to get Donald Rumsfeld
To state definitively that he is not
A lizard-person from outer space
He simply would not

Pee-Wee Herman became my hero when I saw him do his hamburger routine on Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams.
I have since developed a great respect for iguanas and indeed all reptilian life forms except for politicians.
Shame about the porno thing. Paul Reubens would make an awesome president. Fucking pigs.

Goddamn I love coffee.
And I don't care if it hates me.
I enjoy inflicting myself upon coffee.
Torturing it after it's been roasted.
Sometimes I read my worst poetry
to my morning coffee
just to see if it will come to life
and try to run away.
It's only happened twice.
Each time, I hunt it down and drag it back,
steaming and sweetened.

Vaginal pus nibblets.
Encrusted frillies.
Go well with cognac.
Very Stinky Old Panties.
Xanadu Olfactory bone apart.
It ate my cigar!
Bill knows.

Is it a sin to enjoy sinning?
And to keep on sinning without repentance?
And if I burn in hell and complain that it's too cold down here, what then?
As long as my wife's not there...
Know what I mean, Vern?

At least you're not a homework whore.
Fucking cheating Arabs.
But they pay fairly well.
Praise Allah for cell phones.

i often wonder
why people think I'm human
but i wash dishes

for a living

Digital venereal disease,
Why do you assume humanity?
All who know me call me evil and monster.
Then we have a beer.

"kill all people"
...
start with yourself, please and thanks

good, we need more of
that cynicism, i like
it now and again

Guns don't kill people.
People kill people, that's true.
So kill all people.

Then there will be peace.
But that is itself a lie.
This universe sucks.

It sucks out your life.
It sucks the life out of life.
It's just a big drain.

There is never peace.
Only war and predation.
I, for one, blame God.

i saw the flags down
at half mast on my drive home
tonight, and it hit

me what has just come
to pass today, who could think
polarized...they still

politicize

well you can stand me
up to the gates of hell, i guess
ill stand my ground, lets roll another
down

Hey any of you
Spare a joint for a wayward
Spirit of stoner?

The soaring price of prostitution is enough to piss anyone off, I guess. The ball and chain made beans and they're too Goddamn spicy. Think I'll go run a tank through a nursing home. Or sell Cambodian toddler meat labeled as all-organic free range turkey lunch slices. Something. Anything for my 15 seconds. I deserve that much, don't I?
Never mind. The farts are starting. Guess I'll settle for pulling the cover over someone's head tonight. In my world, it's more tragic. You'd have to be there. But it won't make the news.

So, anyone care to talk about the terrible health effects of hydrogenated fats? Oreos are a prime example. Heart attacks, clogged arteries, etc. Anyone? Is that too boring? I give up.

That was pretty bad, Ash.

the loss in vegas
shooting craps is not enough
you can bet your life

Maybe its because my parents
Divorced when I was young
But when tragedy strikes
My brain automatically tries
To understand how and why
It's all my fault

call me the breeze but
i wish i could blow away
like the wind the pain

and evil in the
world, each day seems to bring new
tragedy and theres not a word for it...

the new month, tenth in
the year, eighth long ago, ain't
history so grand?

five o clock, the time
passes into october
we name the days, months

real life hassles we
all got, health, wealth and congress
and the decaf too

saturday morning
no more cartoons, thanks a lot
1990s congress

there's always someone
saying the end is nigh, but
there's some payoff there

someone is trying
to get from saying that, I
think the time i will

worry is when i
see a giant marshmallow
man stomping New York

that group of names so
in the news or print or on
line, when they pass to

the other side, I
know more will come their
way but i know they

were unique for their
own time and place and
circumstance in time

the end is not near
disaster not imminent
We must learn to cope

good night hugh heffner
bedding down with the angels
eternally stiff

I wish for profound
But end up with stuff like this
pink badger mittens

writer's block after all
these years finally lifting
but to hear the real

life troubles of folks
who do this sort of thing in a
world gone digital

I don't seem to care
if there isn't a "point" I'll
just do as i believe

the moment one tries
to say something profound
sometimes it works out

but it tends to work
best, i think if it just kind
of happens, LIKE, that

Stupid distractions
Keep me from important things
But fun to be had

i'LL JUST pretend that
wasn't me and treat that last
post, a mystery

i think thinking keeps
me sane, iM Not so sure about
others but cest la vie

I won't act like I have a full
Comprehension of higher dimensional
Mathematics... But imagine
Being 1 dimensional and watching
Someone throw a baseball
All you'd see is a straight line
You wouldnt see the outline of the ball
You wouldn't see the subtle changes
In the ball as it moves through time
The idea is that there are structures
That are to our ordinary perception
Just like the 4 dimensional ball was
To a 1 dimensional observer
We only perceive what our sensorum
Lets through the filter
The rest is all math
That for all I know was composed
By orangutans with a greek keyboard

Pornography is
Intimacy illusion
And all by proxy

a porn film with a
witty comment track just
might make the porn film

more interesting
than watching two people have
sex and bad acting