saturday morning
no more cartoons, thanks a lot
1990s congress
Haiku #57427, by vhs September 30, 2017 11:27 am ET
there's always someone
saying the end is nigh, but
there's some payoff there
someone is trying
to get from saying that, I
think the time i will
worry is when i
see a giant marshmallow
man stomping New York
Haiku #57426, by vhs September 29, 2017 6:59 pm ET
that group of names so
in the news or print or on
line, when they pass to
the other side, I
know more will come their
way but i know they
were unique for their
own time and place and
circumstance in time
Haiku #57425, by vhs September 29, 2017 6:53 pm ET
the end is not near
disaster not imminent
We must learn to cope
Haiku #57424, by Adorable Kittens September 29, 2017 6:45 pm ET
good night hugh heffner
bedding down with the angels
eternally stiff
Haiku #57423, by ash September 28, 2017 11:42 pm ET
I wish for profound
But end up with stuff like this
pink badger mittens
Haiku #57422, by hands of stoner September 28, 2017 8:58 pm ET
writer's block after all
these years finally lifting
but to hear the real
life troubles of folks
who do this sort of thing in a
world gone digital
I don't seem to care
if there isn't a "point" I'll
just do as i believe
Haiku #57421, by vhs September 28, 2017 8:04 pm ET
the moment one tries
to say something profound
sometimes it works out
but it tends to work
best, i think if it just kind
of happens, LIKE, that
Haiku #57420, by vhs September 27, 2017 8:25 pm ET
Stupid distractions
Keep me from important things
But fun to be had
Haiku #57419, by Fists of Stoner of Colorado September 27, 2017 7:51 pm ET
i'LL JUST pretend that
wasn't me and treat that last
post, a mystery
Haiku #57418, by vhs September 27, 2017 6:33 pm ET
i think thinking keeps
me sane, iM Not so sure about
others but cest la vie
Haiku #57417, by Anonymous Poet September 27, 2017 6:31 pm ET
I won't act like I have a full
Comprehension of higher dimensional
Mathematics... But imagine
Being 1 dimensional and watching
Someone throw a baseball
All you'd see is a straight line
You wouldnt see the outline of the ball
You wouldn't see the subtle changes
In the ball as it moves through time
The idea is that there are structures
That are to our ordinary perception
Just like the 4 dimensional ball was
To a 1 dimensional observer
We only perceive what our sensorum
Lets through the filter
The rest is all math
That for all I know was composed
By orangutans with a greek keyboard
Haiku #57416, by dvd September 26, 2017 5:19 pm ET
Pornography is
Intimacy illusion
And all by proxy
Haiku #57415, by dvd of just stating the obvious September 26, 2017 5:13 pm ET
a porn film with a
witty comment track just
might make the porn film
more interesting
than watching two people have
sex and bad acting
Haiku #57414, by vhs September 26, 2017 3:29 pm ET
days come and go and
one of those days might be the
last for any of us
Haiku #57413, by vhs September 26, 2017 3:28 pm ET
Who plays Asteroids?
How about you, VHS?
Or do you just watch?
You Tube video
games are more lazy than porn.
Too limp to jack off.
Like watching other
dudes jack off while commenting
about the porn stars.
I've often wanted to see a spoof Asteroids called Hemorrhoids where a Prep-H space ship shoots down flaring anal sores but with realistic graphics... I guess graphic graphics. That would be too cool.