I won't act like I have a full
Comprehension of higher dimensional
Mathematics... But imagine
Being 1 dimensional and watching
Someone throw a baseball
All you'd see is a straight line
You wouldnt see the outline of the ball
You wouldn't see the subtle changes
In the ball as it moves through time
The idea is that there are structures
That are to our ordinary perception
Just like the 4 dimensional ball was
To a 1 dimensional observer
We only perceive what our sensorum
Lets through the filter
The rest is all math
That for all I know was composed
By orangutans with a greek keyboard
by dvd
Pornography is
Intimacy illusion
And all by proxy
by dvd of just stating the obvious
a porn film with a
witty comment track just
might make the porn film
more interesting
than watching two people have
sex and bad acting
by vhs
days come and go and
one of those days might be the
last for any of us
by vhs
Who plays Asteroids?
How about you, VHS?
Or do you just watch?
You Tube video
games are more lazy than porn.
Too limp to jack off.
Like watching other
dudes jack off while commenting
about the porn stars.
I've often wanted to see a spoof Asteroids called Hemorrhoids where a Prep-H space ship shoots down flaring anal sores but with realistic graphics... I guess graphic graphics. That would be too cool.
by df
ashes to ashes
dust to dust, sales of vacuums
bound to go up
by vhs
I'm still trying to
sort out exactly what a
calabi yau mani-
fold IS...it is the
warp of space time really real
small smaller than strings
in string theory? I'm
not too up spot on these math
things..a Calabi Yau
Bad Haiku? we've talked
about this before i think
by vhs
like a new ball sack
my impressive hernia
hangs pendulously
sometimes it gurgles
but mostly it just sits there
like a groin buddha
i need some support
but as i'm an agnostic
there's no trussed in god
by ash
Cheer up vhs
You could be like me
Up at 2 am imagining what?
One Million Tiny Adam Sandlers
by dvd
I'm going to watch
some 1980s video games
on the youtube
yes that is what i
do for entertainment
by vhs
well the Cow did jump
over the Moon, the dish did run
away with the spoon
the fork must be pissed
and where does this leave Venus
Phobos and Deimos?
by vhs
Virgo just gave birth
To Jupiter, I wonder
Who the father is
by Name of Location
when i was younger
i wanted to charge around
i feel like i want
to recover these
days but i want to feel i
can charge about
again
by vhs
each day goes on like
a film segment and each new
day is a new day
at the studio
we all call life, movies in
the mind tell the tale
by vhs
wasted days and so
many wasted nights and still
the jokes keep coming
by vhs
"Will somebody get this girl
off our car?"
- Bob Dylan
by Random Quote Bot
well you know what God
dash it all major funny
funny funny stuff!
by vhs
Vinegar and salt
potato chips remind me
of old scrotal sweat.
by the way, "You can't eat just one!"
Why does "bad haiku"
sound like poems that give you
a happy ending?
by Anonymous Poet of Anonymous City
Why Anonymous?
Is it that you are ashamed?
I know I would be.
by Anonymous Poet of Anonymous City
The poem is best
that has nothing to say and
still makes your ass clench.
by Anonymous Poet
hey mamaliga!!!!!!
by vhs
Walt Disney....not dead!
Suspended animation
He will rise again
by Mickey Mouse
i don't like the rain
on certain days not because
it is bad but it
can drag a body
down, other days it is just
what i needed then
by vhs
notify me when
we cancel out artificial
intelligence with
all natural flavours
by vhs
the more silly i sound
and the more i like to hear
myself talk well it
will cancel itself
out how rediculous this
whole poem can be
by vhs
sounds rediculous
but psychopaths do to us
who are anal and
german decended
I'm just german maybe kurt
will say hi from the
great beyond in his
big Saab dealership on the
other side...btw
i like Saabs
by vhs
I used to steal books
from Waldens and B. Dalton's
to sell at sci-fi expos.
mid nineteen eighties.
nine hundred dollars big cash
for two teenagers.
We also ripped off
a large Salvation Army
collection kettle.
by the way, can you say statute of limitations?
Snuffleupagus
objectified testicles
indefinitely.
by -products of a forgotten generation
how many times have i said that
too many to count
by vhs
actually conciously
letting go of all this, chats
and not talking just
doing, people can
be depressing confusing
it might be time to
vanish even if
the plan of "vanishing"
is the subject of
some part of this, and
what inspires it, it is time
to say goodbye again
by vhs
someone mentioned the
idea of blowing up a zen
garden, i know
zen anything is
seen as temporary but
that's just a damn blast
by vhs
i always think im
gonna have some profound thing
to say and then i dont
by vhs
Hey y'all wanna buy
Some of these pills
Make your loads bigger
by Not Chris Paul of Houston
http://chrispaul654.livejournal.com/271.html
by Chris Paul of Houston
the marathon as
the life passage from youth to
midlife crisis...ciao
by vhs
i dont ever think walden pond and latex pony girls have ever been used in the same poem before though
and i quote, ahem
"LoL"
by vhs
i dont know if i
should be amused or a tad
horrified, i think
its why older folks
drop the weird stuff and pick up
golf in their old age
life isnt dull, its stuff
that the novelty wears off
and one might realize
what we had in the
first place was all the more worth
more than 30 pieces
of silver or 25
dollar chuck e cheese coupons
the pearl of great price
by vhs
War and Xans do good
Adderall can't compete
You are addicted
by Epitome of Guava of Norwegian Stockings
I got internet
I look up latex pony
Girls and furry porn
Sorry vhs
But if you get bored with life
PBS is good
by Henry David Thoreau of Walden Pond
I was going to be an astronaut
But I figured it'd be too hard
So I thought, fuck it
I'll make documentaries about
Oatmeal and related topics
And sell them to PBS
Who will in turn target
The nursing home demographic
by Oatmeal Documentarian of PBS
What is this life
why am I alive
what is happening
by where of flag
latex dragons and
bored relationships with shiny
outfits...give me walden
over all this shit
by Anonymous Poet
Global warming climate change ocean acidification Great Barrier Reef death shrinking ice caps extreme storms Kardashians on Trump's White House Cabinet Kim Jong-un's Sponge Bob underpants
by the time you read this, an evil overlord demon will come out of of the ground... too late!
asexual
a world without sex
just oatmeal documentaries
by vhs
penis, vagina
and repetitive motion
yep, reproduction
by sexual
I want some muddafuggin pie!
Now!
by the river bank, she showed him the time of his life.
Just do it.
Why ask why?
Celebrate the moments of your life.
It keeps going and going and going...
Good to the last drop.
by and large, you are not the apple of my eye. Maybe the onion, but not the apple.
time marches on
whether we do the to do list
or do not do it
by vhs
Excuse me, I forgot my shoes.
by the way, you are here for me of course; not vice versa, Ursula.