Who plays Asteroids?
How about you, VHS?
Or do you just watch?

You Tube video
games are more lazy than porn.
Too limp to jack off.

Like watching other
dudes jack off while commenting
about the porn stars.

I've often wanted to see a spoof Asteroids called Hemorrhoids where a Prep-H space ship shoots down flaring anal sores but with realistic graphics... I guess graphic graphics. That would be too cool.